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| Players: | 95/100 | Votes: | 9116 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 | Gryphons Tamed: | 1 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 1 | Astral Projections Made: | 3 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 8 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 36 | Endless Night Skies: | 1 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 20 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 3 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 8 |
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