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Squishcraft

Adventure, Community, crate keys, Creative, Custom Items, Customitems, Economy, Features, Free Ranks, Fun, Gaming, Minecraft, Mini Games, Minions, multiplayer, ONLINE, Other, Plugins, PvP, Server, Skyblock, Squishcraft, Survival

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	1394
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Love Letters Sent:	17
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11	Enchantments Applied:	138
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Animals Bred:	36	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2

Squishcraft is a skyblock server with tons of custom items, plugins, and features. Join today for free ranks and free crate keys.

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Minearchy – Where even creepers are trying to build a better society! 1.20.X

1.20.X, Active, Adventure, Bedwars, BUILD, Community, CREEPERS, dive in, favorites, Fun, Ip:, Join, KitPvP, Lands, Minearchy, OWNER, Players, prop hunt, see you in-game, Server, smp, society, Trailer, Website, welcome

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	8232
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Runes Activated:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Potions Brewed:	75
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Animals Bred:	29	Epic Shields Constructed:	31
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9

Lands of Minearchy Minecraft Server Overview

Server Features	SMP Minigames Trailer: Watch Here Website: Visit Here IP: play.minearchy.com or bedrock.minearchy.com (port: 19132)

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How do I join the SMP community?	Simply connect to the server using the provided IP address and start exploring!
What kind of minigames are available on the server?	We offer a variety of minigames including Prop Hunt, KitPvP, and upcoming Bedwars.
Is there a trailer for the server?	Yes, you can watch the trailer by following the provided link.
How can I stay updated with server news and events?	Visit our website for all the latest announcements and community updates.
Can I join the server on Bedrock Edition?	Yes, you can connect to bedrock.minearchy.com with the specified port.

E-Celeb Craze Minecraft Server

#youtube, CRAZE, CSM, drama alert, E-Celeb, eceleb, influencer, internet celebrity, internet culture, internet drama, internet entertainment, internet fame, internet personality, Internet Sensation, lol cow, meme, Minecraft, online celebrity, online drama, online entertainment, online video, Server, social media, viral

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	3656
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	1698
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Magic Items Found:	8357

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for Part 2 of csm, where you can witness the hilarity of your favorite e-celebs turning into absolute lol cows! Watch as they build ridiculous structures, get into epic battles with mobs, and maybe even break out into spontaneous dance parties. Who knows what kind of craziness you’ll encounter on this server! So come on, join us and prepare to laugh your blocky butt off!

ZeroLagCraft Minecraft Server

computer chips, innovation, intel, Intel architecture, Intel Atom, intel celeron, Intel core, Intel Corporation, Intel CPU, intel graphics, Intel i3, Intel i5, Intel i7, Intel Inside, Intel Pentium, Intel Xeon, long tail: Intel processor technology advancements, Minecraft, Processors, semiconductor, Server, Technology, ZeroLagCraft

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	4155
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Void Armor Forged:	16
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a circus on steroids!

Join us and you’ll find yourself riding llamas into battle against an army of evil chickens, building roller coasters that launch you into the stratosphere, and participating in epic dance battles with creepers.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, who will grant you three wishes if you can defeat him in a dance-off.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft experience of your life! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

LifeSucksButNotOnOurMCServer

anger, anxiety, Challenges, depression, Despair, Difficulties, Disappointment, existential crisis, Frustration, Hardships, hate, Life, LifeSucksButNotOnOurMCServer, Negativity, Obstacles, Pain, regret, Sadness, serious, Struggles, Suffering

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	4936
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	167

Tired of the real world bringing you down? Escape to our Minecraft server where you can build your dream world and forget about all your troubles! Join us and say goodbye to annoying bosses, traffic jams, and bad hair days. Who needs real life when you can have a blocky paradise filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and endless diamonds? So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and start living your best virtual life now!

StreetLootCraft

bizarre items, curious artifacts, odd street finds, Oddities, out of place, peculiar findings, peculiar items, peculiar sightings, quirky objects, random encounters, Rare Treasures, strange discoveries, strange objects, street finds, StreetLootCraft, surprising finds, uncommon treasures, unexpected discoveries, unique discoveries, UNUSUAL, unusual sightings

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	3596
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Mines Excavated:	3537
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Dragons Tamed:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Potions Brewed:	134	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

Have you ever stumbled upon a unicorn riding a unicycle while juggling flaming swords on the street? No? Well, that’s just a typical day on our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected surprises and wacky adventures. Who knows what kind of craziness you’ll encounter next? So come on, don’t miss out on the fun – join us now and let the madness begin!

CraftyThieves: Blinken’s Bedrock Blunder

40 thieves, Ali Baba, arab world, bedrock, blinken, Blinken meeting, Blinkens, blunder, Conflict Resolution, CraftyThieves, Diplomacy, diplomacy breakdown, diplomatic crisis, diplomatic dispute, diplomatic incident, Emirati, Emirati-Palestinian relations, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East peace process, Palestinian, political tension, shouting match, us foreign policy

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	1787
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Villages Defended:	7	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Mythical Quests Completed:	19

HEY YOU!! YEAH YOU!! DO YOU WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S SO LIT, EVEN ALI BABA AND THE 40 THIEVES WOULD WANNA BE A PART OF IT??

THIS SERVER IS SO EPIC, THAT EVEN EMIRATI AND PALESTINIAN DUDES HAD A SHOUTING MATCH ABOUT IT DURING A BLINKEN MEETING!! LIKE, CAN YOU IMAGINE??

WE’VE GOT DIAMONDS FOR DAYS, CREEPERS THAT DANCE, AND A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH CAKE!!

JOIN US NOW AND BE A PART OF THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT SERVER IN THE UNIVERSE!! TRUST US, YOU WON’T REGRET IT!! 🎮🔥🍰

AgentBlock007

#undercover mission, action, AgentBlock007, aston martin, British, classic, Conspicuous, DB5, Espionage, famous character, film, gadget, iconic, james bond, luxury car, Movie, revolving number plates, secret agent, silver, Spy, Thriller

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	1878
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	New Chunks Explored:	946796
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Magic Items Found:	4176	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	69
Astral Projections Made:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

u want a minecraft server that is as crazy as james bond’s revolving number plates? well, look no further cuz this server is like driving a silver DB5 in the middle of a rainbow parade!

join us for the most epic adventures you can imagine, like riding llamas into battle against evil chickens or building a giant roller coaster that goes through a volcano!

we have the friendliest community of players who are always down for a good laugh and some epic pranks. plus, our moderators are like secret agents, always watching out for any creepers trying to ruin the fun.

so come on, join us and be a part of the most insane minecraft server you’ll ever experience! who needs a silver DB5 when you can have this much fun?!

PenisSizeGunOwnerCraft

body image, correlation, firearms, gun control, gun ownership, Insecurity, male psychology, Masculinity, mens health, mental health, penis size, PenisSizeGunOwnerCraft, personal satisfaction, research findings, self esteem, self-perception, societal norms, statistical analysis, survey results, toxic masculinity, weapon possession

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	8350
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Animals Bred:	118	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Mythical Swords Crafted:	75	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1

so, like, you wanna join this epic minecraft server, bro? lemme tell ya, it’s like the wildest ride of your life, man. we got pigs that can fly and cows that can do the cha-cha.

you know what else? we got a secret underground bunker where all the creepers hang out and plot their next attack. but don’t worry, we got a team of ninja chickens ready to take them down.

oh, and get this, if you join our server, you automatically get a diamond sword that shoots lasers. yeah, you heard me right, LASER SWORDS.

plus, rumor has it that if you find the hidden treasure chest in the enchanted forest, you’ll unlock the power to turn into a dragon and breathe fire on all your enemies.

so what are you waiting for, dude? join our server now and become the ultimate minecraft warrior. trust me, you won’t regret it. oh, and studies show that men who are less dissatisfied with the size of their penises are more likely to own guns than other men. just sayin’.

Survival Legends: Where mining for diamonds is easier than finding a real job! 1.20.4 Economy AuraSkills AuctionHouse land-claims US/EU Based

1.20.4, Active, Auctionhouse, auraskills, Based, Community, Craft, diamonds, Discord, easier, Economy, Environment, Experience, finding, Friends, Fun, improve, Ip:, Job, Landclaims, Legends, Memories, Mining, Open, Play, player, real, Server, smp, Staff, supportive, Survival, USEU, ushering, Wonderful

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	9309
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	393
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5

Survival Legends
Server Type	Survival-lite SMP
Core Aspect	Free 2 play with in-game economy
Community	Community of friends focused on fun and good memories
Staff	Active and supportive staff
IP	SurvivalLegends.serverminer.com
Discord	https://discord.gg/uTVX26nD9D

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Is the server free to play?

Yes, the server is free to play and all in-game items are obtainable within the built-in economy.

What type of server is Survival Legends?

Survival Legends is a Survival-lite SMP server focused on creating a fun and memorable experience for players.

How can I join the server?

You can join the server by connecting to the IP: SurvivalLegends.serverminer.com

Is there a Discord server for Survival Legends?

Yes, there is a Discord server for Survival Legends. You can join us at: https://discord.gg/uTVX26nD9D

Are there active staff members on the server?

Yes, Survival Legends has an active and supportive staff who work to ensure that players can enjoy the server to the fullest.

How can I contribute to improving the server?

You can provide feedback and suggestions to the staff members on the server or on the Discord server. Your input is valuable in helping us fine-tune and improve the server.

What can I expect when playing on Survival Legends?

You can expect a welcoming community, fun gameplay, and a supportive staff team who are dedicated to providing a great experience for all players.

Are there any rules I should be aware of on the server?

Yes, there are rules in place to ensure a positive and fair gaming environment for all players. You can find the rules posted on the server or on the Discord server.

Can I invite my friends to play on Survival Legends?

Yes, you are encouraged to invite your friends to join the server and be a part of the Survival Legends community.