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| Players: | 106/900 | Votes: | 1780 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 9 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 4 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 4 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 4 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 1 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 1 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 5 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 4 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 10 |
Picture this: you spawn in and suddenly you’re surrounded by dancing creepers wearing top hats and monocles. Why, you ask? Because on this server, creepers have class, baby!
But wait, there’s more! Our diamond pickaxes have been replaced with rubber chickens that squawk every time you mine a block. And don’t even get me started on the flying pigs that drop enchanted bacon.
Oh, and did I mention the secret underground disco party where all the villagers bust a move to dubstep remixes of Minecraft music? Yeah, it’s lit.
So why should you join this server? Because where else can you ride a rainbow-colored llama into battle against a horde of zombie chickens? That’s right, nowhere! So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your llama, and come join the madness!
