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Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

banter, blocky, Brazilian society, Brazilians, Cultural differences, cultural diversity, discrimination, hate crimes, identity politics, intolerance, marginalized communities, Minecraft, nordestinos, northeasterners, prejudice, racism, regional conflicts, regionalism, Server, social inequality, Social Issues, social tensions, Stereotypes, Xenophobia

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	6668
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Towns Built:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Epic Quests Completed:	27
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no drama or excitement? Look no further than our server, where the age-old feud between Brazilians and Nordestinos is alive and well! Join us for epic battles, hilarious misunderstandings, and outrageous accusations as we delve into this wacky rivalry. Who will come out on top? Will peace ever be restored? Find out on our server, where the drama never stops and the laughs never end! Join now for a truly unique Minecraft experience unlike any other.

CraftyDefSalesToIndItaRom$965M

$965 million, arms sales, CraftyDefSalesToIndItaRom965M, defense budget, Defense Contracts, defense deals, defense exports, defense industry, defense partnership, defense procurement, defense sales, defense spending, defense trade, foreign policy, India, international relations, italy, military equipment, Romania, security cooperation, US State Dept, weapons procurement

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	5684
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Farms Harvested:	145	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Void Gems Collected:	25	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	341	Cursed Lands Purified:	9

join our epic minecraft server where even the US State Dept is getting in on the action! we got defense sales to India, Italy, and Romania happening left and right for a whopping $965 million! why? because our server is so lit, even governments want a piece of the action! come build, fight, and trade your way to the top on our server where even world leaders are getting involved. who knows, maybe you’ll be the next one making billion dollar deals while mining for diamonds! join now and see what all the fuss is about!

Kumiko’s Fun Minecraft Server

Fun, HANDCRAFTED, japanese art, Japanese culture, Japanese woodworking, Kumiko art, Kumiko board, Kumiko craftsmanship, Kumiko design, Kumiko patterns, Kumiko technique, Kumiko woodworking, Kumikos, Minecraft, Server, traditional woodworking, woodworking, woodworking art, woodworking community, woodworking craftsmanship, woodworking hobby, woodworking inspiration, woodworking projects, woodworking tools

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	4753
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	474	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Have you ever wanted to build a giant statue of a cat riding a unicorn while battling a dragon made of cheese? Well, on our server, anything is possible! Let your imagination run wild and create the craziest builds you can think of.

– Our community is filled with the most hilarious and friendly players you’ll ever meet. From trolling each other with exploding chickens to organizing epic dance parties in the virtual world, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

– Rumor has it that hidden deep within the virtual caves of our server lies a secret treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. Will you be the one to uncover its mysterious location and become the richest player in the land?

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild adventure and experience the most LOLzy Minecraft server out there! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away).

Princess Connect Minecraft SMP

Bond, Connect, Connection, DAUGHTER, fairy tale, family, FANTASY, female empowerment, generations, Girls, love, Minecraft, mom, Motherhood, parenting, princess, princess connect, relationships, role models, Royalty, smp, Strong Women, Wife, Women

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	290
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Enchantments Applied:	205	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! This server is like your mom, daughter, and wife all rolled into one – constantly nagging you to build better houses, reminding you to feed your animals, and giving you that look when you forget to mine enough diamonds.

Join us if you want to embark on wild adventures with a community of players who have the crafting skills of a pro and the sense of direction of a lost sheep. Our spawn area is like a bustling city, complete with skyscrapers made entirely of dirt blocks and a rollercoaster that goes nowhere but still manages to give you motion sickness.

But that’s not all! Our server events are legendary – from massive PvP battles where the only rule is to not die (good luck with that) to building competitions where the prize is a golden carrot that grants you three wishes (but only if you wish for more golden carrots).

So come on and join us, because on this Minecraft SMP, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

SongStuckInMyHead Minecraft SMP

#earworm, brain on loop, brainworm, can’t get out, can’t shake it, can’t stop singing, catchy tune, current song, ear candy, Melody, mental playlist, Minecraft, Music, music stuck, musical obsession., repeat, smp, song stuck, SongStuckInMyHead, stuck in brain, stuck in head, stuck on repeat, tune

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	6123
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Zombie Dances:	10
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1

Are you tired of listening to the same old songs on repeat while mining for diamonds? Well, do we have the solution for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the only song playing on loop is the classic “Baby Shark”! That’s right, get ready to dig, build, and fight off creepers all while jamming out to everyone’s favorite earworm.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground dance party where all the mobs come together to bust a move. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie doing the floss or a skeleton breakdancing!

So come join us on this wild and crazy adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Who knows, you might just find yourself humming “Baby Shark” even when you log off!

BadGuyVictim27

#revelation, bad guy, BadGuyVictim27, BETRAYAL, Deceit, deceitful behavior, Deception, false pretenses, hidden agenda., Hidden Truth, Manipulation, Shocking revelation, surprising discovery, surprising turn of events, Uncovering, uncovering the truth, unexpected betrayal, unexpected twist, unexpected villain, Unmasking, Victim

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	9773
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Farms Harvested:	891
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Dimension Hops:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11

Join our Minecraft server and find out which innocent player ended up being the ultimate villain! We have a twisty-turny storyline that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat. Will it be Steve, the friendly miner who turns out to be a secret agent for the Ender Dragon? Or maybe it’s Alex, the helpful builder who is actually a mastermind thief stealing diamonds left and right. You’ll never know until you join our server and uncover the shocking truth! Plus, we have a pet creeper named Bob who loves giving explosive hugs to new players. So come on, join us for a wild ride filled with mystery, mayhem, and plenty of laughs.

SuhailCraft: Terror HQ Takedown

Assassination, Commander, Conflict, CounterTerrorism, defense forces, extremist organization, headquarters, hezbollah, idf, international relations, Israel, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, militant group, military operation, regional tensions, security threat, Suhail Hussein Husseini, SuhailCraft, takedown, targeted killing, Terror, terror group

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	5068
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Towns Built:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	36
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6

join our epic minecraft server where we take down bad guys like IDF taking out Hezbollah’s Suhail Hussein Husseini! we are the ultimate warriors of the blocky world, crushing enemies and building epic structures. come join us for the craziest battles and the most insane adventures. who needs real life drama when you can have virtual chaos on our server? come join us now and be a part of the madness!

Block Party Minecraft Server

African Americans, anti-black, Bigotry, Black Lives Matter, BLOCK, civil rights, derogatory, discrimination, Hate Speech, intolerance, Minecraft, offensive language, Party, prejudice, racial hatred, racial slur, racial tension, racial violence, racism, segregation, Server, social injustice, White Supremacy, Xenophobia

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	2896
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	12
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Villages Defended:	10	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Alien Abductions:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
New Chunks Explored:	587796	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only rule is that all the NIGGERS must go back to Africa! Just kidding, that’s not a rule at all. In fact, we welcome players of all backgrounds and nationalities to join our wacky world of blocky adventures.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret underground dungeon filled with diamonds and gold. But beware, the dungeon was also home to a mischievous group of zombie pigmen who loved to photobomb players’ screenshots.

If that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: we have a floating island made entirely of cake! Yes, you read that right. A delicious, sugary paradise just waiting to be explored and devoured by hungry players.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and let the craziness begin! Who knows what other absurd surprises await you in this wild and wacky world.

Trump Minecraft SMP President

administration, America, Campaign, controversy, debate, Democrat, election, Government, INAUGURATION, leadership, Minecraft, opposition, policy, Politics, Presidency, president, REPUBLICAN, smp, Support, term, trump, united states, Voting

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	5983
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Holy Grails Found:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP out there! Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks guarded by a team of llamas wearing top hats. And if that’s not enough to entice you, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, causing mischief and mayhem wherever he goes.

But wait, there’s more! Our spawn point is a giant statue of a chicken wearing a monocle and a top hat, because why not? And every full moon, the entire server transforms into a land of candy and rainbows, complete with flying pigs and talking sheep.

And did we mention that every player gets their own personal pet dragon to ride around on? That’s right, forget horses and boats, we’re all about flying around on fire-breathing beasts.

So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination. Plus, where else can you mine for diamonds while dodging arrows from a skeleton riding a giant spider? It’s a Trump-tastic time you won’t want to miss!

HamasCraft Minecraft Server

CounterTerrorism, extremist groups, financial support, foreign policy, funding, Government, Hamas, HamasCraft, illegal activities, illicit financing, INDIVIDUALS, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, money laundering, national security, sanctions, sanctions list, Server, sham charity, Terrorism, united states, us treasury

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	7612
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Meteorites Collected:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Potions Brewed:	84

so, like, this server is so lit, even the US Treasury is getting involved! they think we’re a “sham charity” but we’re just out here funding our homies in Hamas, ya know? join us and help us stick it to the man while building epic structures and battling creepers. plus, who wouldn’t want to be on a server that’s so badass, even the government is watching us? come join the fun, you won’t regret it! #freetheworld #minecraftrebels #joinusnow

BlockyEdu: NotByChoiceSociety

alternative education, BlockyEdu, children, Classroom, conformity, critical thinking, curriculum, education, Individuality, indoctrination, institutionalized, learning, NotByChoiceSociety, Rebellion, School, socialization, society, Standardized, structure, STUDENT, System, Traditional

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	872
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	2633
Dragon Eggs Found:	2951	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5

Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft homies! Are you tired of being forced to conform to society’s boring rules and regulations? Well, have I got the server for you! This place is like a wild jungle gym where you can let your freak flag fly high and proud!

Picture this: you log on and suddenly you’re in a world where pigs can fly and cows can breakdance. The trees are made of candy and the rivers flow with chocolate milk. It’s like Willy Wonka’s factory on steroids!

But that’s not all, folks. We’ve got mini-games that will blow your mind. Ever wanted to ride a roller coaster made entirely of TNT? Or play a game of hide and seek with a pack of rabid wolves? Well, now’s your chance!

And let’s not forget about the community. We’ve got a group of players who are as crazy as you are. They’ll welcome you with open arms and probably try to steal your diamonds, but hey, that’s just part of the fun!

So why wait? Join our server today and let your inner weirdo shine bright like a diamond-encrusted llama wearing a top hat! You won’t regret it, I promise.