u know what else is partially reopening after five years? our minecraft server! come join us for the most epic adventure of ur life! we got pigs that can fly, chickens that lay diamonds, and creepers that give u hugs instead of blowing u up! plus, our server is run by kim jong-un himself, so u know it’s gonna be a blast! come build ur dream house in our virtual north korea and experience the thrill of surviving in a land of mystery and wonder. join now before kim decides to close the server again for another five years!
