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Nations SIMP: where we embrace our noobs and laugh at creepers! Join us now on version 1.21+

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	8342
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Votes:	5255
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2

Nations SMP Minecraft Server Overview:

Server Name:	Nations SMP Earth Server
Server IP:	147.185.221.20:36863
Dynmap:	http://147.185.221.20:48696/
Discord Server:	https://discord.gg/QzP6BJTW5J

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question:	Answer:
What kind of server is Nations SMP?	Nations SMP is a Minecraft Earth Server where players can form nations and explore a large map.
What is the server IP?	The server IP is 147.185.221.20:36863
Are there any specific rules I need to follow?	Yes, please join the Discord server and read the #info channel for detailed rules.
Can I communicate through Discord and Minecraft on this server?	Yes, DiscordSRV plugin allows players to communicate through both platforms.
Is there a border in the map?	Yes, there is a 49152×49152 border surrounding the earth map for players to explore.

DemonicJew Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	5322
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	1593
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30
Players Killed by Monsters:	2961	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Mines Excavated:	1733
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

Picture this: a demonic-looking jew cutting off a fat guy’s nose… in Minecraft! Yes, you heard that right. Our server is so insane, you never know what kind of wacky antics you’ll come across. From epic battles with giant chickens to building a rollercoaster that goes straight to the moon, the possibilities are endless.

But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll also get the chance to ride on a flying pig, mine diamonds with a magical unicorn pickaxe, and even have a dance party with a group of friendly zombies. Trust us, you won’t find a more outrageous and hilarious Minecraft server anywhere else.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

EarthRevolve Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	2736
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Endless Night Skies:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	1

Are you tired of boring old servers where the earth doesn’t even revolve around the sun? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a special plugin that makes the sun do cartwheels around the earth every day! Join us for a truly out-of-this-world experience where even the laws of physics are just a suggestion. Who needs science when you have Minecraft? Join now and witness the most epic sunrise and sunset you’ve ever seen!

WeddingCrasherPro876

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	3062
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Crops Grown:	7716
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where you’re expected to follow the rules and play nice with everyone? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for rebels like you!

Join our server and experience the thrill of causing chaos and mayhem wherever you go. Build giant statues of yourself, spawn a million creepers in someone’s house, or create a maze of lava traps to prank your friends – the possibilities are endless!

And if you’re feeling extra mischievous, why not crash a wedding that you weren’t even invited to? Just like the bride who conveniently forgot to include your name on the invite, you can show up unannounced and steal the show. Your BF may be mad, but who cares when you’re having the time of your life crashing parties and stirring up drama?

So come on, join our server and let your inner troublemaker run wild. Who needs boring old etiquette when you can have outrageous adventures in Minecraft? Let’s make some memories that will leave everyone scratching their heads and wondering, “What just happened?”

NoSocialLifeMC

addiction, balance, better, Communication, connectivity, Digital Detox, distraction, internet, Life, mental health, mindfulness, NoSocialLifeMC, ONLINE, personal growth, productivity, relationships, SELF AWARENESS, Social Interaction, social media, society, Technology

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	3268
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	10
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9

Tired of being bombarded with friend requests and DMs? Sick of seeing everyone’s perfect lives on social media? Well, do we have the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and say goodbye to the real world for good!

On our server, you can build your own virtual paradise without worrying about likes or followers. No more comparing yourself to others, just focus on building the biggest and best creations you can imagine.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of llama yoga. Join them in their daily downward-facing llama poses and unlock the true potential of your inner llama.

So say goodbye to social media and hello to a world where the only thing that matters is how many diamonds you can mine. Join our server today and start living your best blocky life!

BrexitCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	9959
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Animals Bred:	176	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Love Letters Sent:	17
Crops Grown:	6869	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	1

LOLZ come join our epic minecraft server cuz we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the cha cha slide. our server is so lit that even Keir Starmer said he’d rather play minecraft than try to rejoin the EU. we got secret dungeons filled with diamond blocks and a hidden village where the villagers throw the wildest parties. trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on all the craziness happening on our server. so grab your pickaxe and get ready to have the time of your life!

CubanSpyCraft

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	7830
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	48	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Love Letters Sent:	13
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3

so, like, there’s this epic minecraft server that’s, like, totally lit, bro. it’s so crazy that even chinese spy bases in cuba are multiplying, dude. like, they’re setting up shop near a US naval base just to get in on the action.

if you wanna join this server, you gotta be ready for some insane shenanigans. like, one time, a player built a giant statue of a llama made entirely out of diamonds. and then another player rode it into battle against a horde of creepers. it was wild, man.

oh, and did i mention that the server has a secret underground lair filled with treasure and traps? yeah, it’s like something out of indiana jones, but with more explosions and less fedoras.

so, if you’re looking for a minecraft server that’s as crazy as a pack of rabid wolves on a trampoline, then you gotta join this one. trust me, you won’t regret it.

OzempicCraft: Where Creepers are Just Misunderstood

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	1210
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Farms Harvested:	873
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Void Armor Forged:	18
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Potions Brewed:	120
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where the pigs fly and the cows do the cha cha slide. we got diamonds for days and creepers that tell dad jokes. our villagers have a secret underground dance party every saturday night and the zombies are actually just misunderstood emo kids.

if you join our server, you’ll get a free pet llama that spits out rainbow glitter and a magical pickaxe that can mine entire mountains in one swing. our admins are all unicorns in disguise and our moderators are actually just really sassy parrots.

we have a secret hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples and rare loot that only the bravest adventurers can find. and if you manage to defeat the ender dragon, you’ll be rewarded with a lifetime supply of virtual cookies and a personal hot tub filled with lava (don’t worry, it’s not actually hot).

so come on down to our minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). join us for a wild ride of laughs, memes, and pixelated shenanigans. oh, and did we mention there’s a secret portal to a dimension where all the chickens wear sunglasses? yeah, it’s that kind of party.

VaxCraft: Protecting Kids from Asthma!

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	8623
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Potions Brewed:	82

come join our epic minecraft server where the power of covid vaccines can protect you from asthma attacks in the game! our research shows that getting vaccinated in minecraft can actually reduce your virtual asthma symptoms and prevent you from getting sick in the game! join now and level up your health stats with our magical vaccines, because who knew that protecting yourself from a global pandemic could also make you a minecraft pro?! don’t miss out on this groundbreaking discovery, join our server today and start your journey to becoming the ultimate asthma-free gamer!

NijiCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	3810
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Holy Grails Found:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, we have saved Niji EN refugees and they are on a mission to save NijiJP! How did they do it, you ask? Well, let’s just say they rode in on giant flying pigs armed with diamond swords and enchanted armor, ready to take down any obstacles in their way. Join our server now and be a part of this epic adventure! Who knows, you might even get to ride a flying pig yourself!