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Gets a bunch of normies nuked… Minecraft SMP

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	2238
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Void Gems Collected:	25
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	412
Mythical Swords Crafted:	73	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	2079

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where normies beware! Join us if you want to witness the ultimate chaos and destruction as we nuke all the normies who dare to step foot on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or fight against their fluffy tyranny?

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there is a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples buried deep within the heart of our server. Will you be the lucky one to uncover its riches or will you fall victim to the traps set by the mischievous Endermen who guard it?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for a wild ride filled with nukes, llamas, and hidden treasures!

Crafty Blocks Minecraft Server

blocks, campus life, college dorms, college roommates, communal living, Crafty, dorm life, Dormitory, dormitory activities, dormitory atmosphere, dormitory community, dormitory culture, dormitory etiquette, dormitory experience, dormitory facilities, dormitory lifestyle, dormitory rules, Minecraft, residence halls, Server, shared living spaces, student accommodations, student living, University housing

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	4783
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Love Letters Sent:	2	Zombie Dances:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	39	Mines Excavated:	3871
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the dorms are the place to be! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and decided to build a dorm that was so epic, it had its own water slide, pet unicorn stables, and a secret underground disco room. The player became known as the Dorm Queen and all the other players flocked to her dorm to party and hang out.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Dorm Wars, where players battle it out in epic PvP matches to see who will reign supreme as the ultimate dorm champion. Will you rise to the challenge and claim the title for yourself?

So come join our server and experience the madness of the dorms for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the next Dorm Queen or King!

Dusty Board Minecraft SMP

Board, cleaning, cleaning routine, cleaning schedule, cleaning supplies, cleaning tips, cleaning tools, DIRTY, dusty, dusty board, dusty environment, dusty furniture, dusty home, dusty room, dusty spaces, dusty surfaces, house cleaning, household chores, Minecraft, neglected, smp

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	1192
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Divine Spears Created:	12	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20

Are you tired of playing on boring old servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be if you want to spice up your gaming experience!

Join us and witness the epic battle between the Chicken Army and the Cow Rebellion as they fight for control of the server. Will the chickens finally overthrow their bovine oppressors? Only time will tell!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground base filled with treasure, guarded by a pack of ferocious wolves wearing diamond armor. Can you outsmart them and claim the loot for yourself?

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of players to challenge to epic build battles. Will you be able to impress him with your building skills and earn his respect?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride filled with adventure, danger, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Just make sure to dust off your keyboard before you log in – we wouldn’t want you to get lost in all the excitement!

High Score Girl Minecraft Server

#youtube, animation, Anime, banger ED, best, Childhood, comedy, Entertainment, Favorite, Gaming, girl, Hi Score Girl, HIGH, high score, japanese, love, Minecraft, Nostalgia, Recommendation, romance, romcom, Score, series, Server, video game

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	5032
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Towns Built:	10	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	190
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but basic gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like the best romcom anime you’ve ever seen! We’ve got all the drama, comedy, and romance you could ever want in a Minecraft world. And don’t even get us started on our banger ED (Ending Theme) – it’ll have you dancing in your seat while you mine for diamonds!

Join us for a server experience like no other, where you can create your own love story with other players, battle it out in epic duels, and maybe even find your Minecraft soulmate. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted items and rare loot. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and start living your own Minecraft anime adventure today!

The MSG 0080 Minecraft SMP Show

0080, action, Anime, Character development, cult classic, Drama, emotional, Expectation, highly rated, Minecraft, msg, Mystery, Nostalgia, plot twists, Popular, romance, Sci Fi, self insert, Shoujo, Show, smp, teen melodrama, Thriller

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	2870
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where anything goes and chaos reigns supreme.

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly, a herd of flying pigs swoops down and starts a dance party in your living room. Or how about the time when a group of friendly creepers decided to help you mine for diamonds by exploding in perfect synchronization?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most elusive mob of them all: the legendary Disco Sheep. Rumor has it that if you can find and tame one, it will lead you to a secret treasure trove filled with enchanted gear and unlimited diamonds.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this one-of-a-kind server!

Vernier Training Minecraft Server

0.22 rifle, 65 yards, Accuracy, candy, challenge, child development, child training, dehydrating, firearm training, German group, Irish group, liquid blood, Measurement, Minecraft, parenting, prove it, rehydrating, reward system, Server, Training, unconventional methods, Vernier, Vernier calipers, youtube video

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	9505
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Dimension Hops:	9	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Votes:	6883	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Star Shards Collected:	128	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6

Welcome to our insane Minecraft server where we reward players with candy for accurately measuring blocks with Vernier calipers! Forget mining and crafting, it’s all about precision measurements here. And watch out for the Irish group who will challenge you to shoot targets with a 0.22 rifle while dehydrated – but don’t worry, they’ll rehydrate you with liquid blood if you succeed! Join now and prove your skills, if you dare! Check out our crazy antics in the video link, but be warned, it’s not for the faint of heart!

Actual YLYL Minecraft SMP

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	2594
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Villages Defended:	18	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	68	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky SMP where the creepers are actually friendly and the pigs can fly (literally, we have flying pigs)!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamond eggs that grant you three wishes when cracked open. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows, you might even find the fabled Notch’s Golden Keyboard that lets you control the game with just your mind. Good luck, adventurer!

Crafty Canadian Minecraft Server

Adventure, Arrival, Canada, Canadian, citizenship, Country, Crafty, Destination, Diversity, Exploration, Flag, flying, HOMELAND, Journey, maple leaf, Minecraft, Multiculturalism, national pride, North America, patriotism, plane, Server, travel

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	8977
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	16
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and craft all day? Well, hop on board our server because the plane is on its way…literally! That’s right, our server is located on a flying plane soaring through the Minecraft skies.

Join us for epic aerial battles with other players as you fight for control of the cockpit. Build your own floating base and watch out for pesky creepers trying to sabotage your flight.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground city filled with treasure and mystery. Explore hidden tunnels and uncover ancient artifacts as you navigate through the depths of the earth.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the thrill of Minecraft like never before. The plane is waiting for you to board…if you dare!

F**k You Minecraft SMP

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	1876
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Love Letters Sent:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	340
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride on crack! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building a giant statue of a chicken riding a llama while being chased by a horde of angry zombies.

We have a secret underground base filled with treasure and traps that will make you question your sanity. And don’t even get me started on our petting zoo, where you can tame a creeper and ride it into battle against a herd of evil sheep.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, there may be TNT involved). Just remember, if you can’t handle the heat, stay out of the Nether.

Pixel Playhouse – Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	7582
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Star Shards Collected:	134
Elemental Crystals Collected:	35	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like a virtual Aogiri Highschool where you can hang out with your favorite Japanese Vtubers! Join us for some epic adventures with the members of Dot Live, Re:AcT, and even the infamous Hololive crew.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary 2434 clan, the mysterious VSPO group, and the lovable idols from Hasunosora Highschool. And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we even have ASMR sessions with Kizuna Ai herself!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild ride through the world of Japanese Vtubers and indies. Who knows, you might even become the next member of the prestigious VOMS group or the idol sensation of Million Production. The possibilities are endless on our server, so hop on board and let the craziness begin!

SMP Minecraft – Sorry Connor, Not Sorry

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	6205
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Villages Defended:	9
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15
Ores Mined:	6142	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4

Are you tired of getting left behind by your friends in Minecraft? Well, fear not because on our server, Mousey has found her new boyfriend and they’re taking over the world together! Join us for a chance to witness their epic love story unfold as they build the most ridiculous structures and conquer all the mobs in sight. Who needs diamonds when you have the power of love on your side? Come join us and be a part of this wild adventure!