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Gets a bunch of normies nuked… Minecraft SMP

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	6442
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Chimeras Created:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Ores Mined:	5210	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	16
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where normies beware! Join us if you want to witness the ultimate chaos and destruction as we nuke all the normies who dare to step foot on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or fight against their fluffy tyranny?

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there is a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples buried deep within the heart of our server. Will you be the lucky one to uncover its riches or will you fall victim to the traps set by the mischievous Endermen who guard it?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for a wild ride filled with nukes, llamas, and hidden treasures!

CraftyUkrainian5%

Attack, capacity, Conflict, CraftyUkrainian5, Destruction, eastern europe, ENERGY, escalation, gas, geopolitical tensions, international relations, long tail tag, Military, Oil, refinery, RETALIATION, russia, sanctions, strikes, Ukraine, War

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	5629
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21
Zombie Dances:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE UKRAINE DESTROYING RUSSIA’S REFINERY BUT IN MINECRAFT! JOIN US AND BLOW UP 5% OF OUR COMPETITORS’ BLOCKS IN JUST TWO NIGHTS! WE’RE LIKE A WILD BUNCH OF CREEPERS READY TO EXPLODE YOUR MIND WITH EPIC BATTLES AND CRAZY ADVENTURES! COME ON, DON’T BE A NOOB, JOIN US NOW AND BE PART OF THE MADNESS!

Nuclear Speckles KidneyCraft

Advancements, answers, Biomarkers, cells, Diagnosis, genetics, health, kidney cancer, KidneyCraft, Medical, mutations, Mysterious, new, Nuclear, nuclear speckles, oncology, Potential, research, Science, Speckles, Technology, Treatment, unlock

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	4435
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	81
Farms Harvested:	729	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Endless Legions Commanded:	49	Volcanoes Explored:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3

Yo, so like, on this cray cray Minecraft server, we got some mysterious nuclear speckles that could like, totally unlock new answers in kidney cancer. I know, right? Who knew Minecraft could be so dang educational!

Join our server and you might just stumble upon these magical speckles while mining for diamonds. And who knows, maybe you’ll become a kidney cancer research expert while you’re at it. It’s like a two-for-one deal, yo!

So come on, join our server and let’s cure kidney cancer one block at a time. Plus, we have killer parties every Saturday night in the virtual club we built. It’s lit, fam!

Masters of the sword online | Bedrock 1.1.5 server minecraft

1.1.5, 45.133.247.128, anti-testing, bedrock, Ip:, Masters of the sword online, Minecraft, PvP, Server, T.ME/Bedrock_SAO, telegram updates

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	2050
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14	Mythical Swords Crafted:	97
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Divine Spears Created:	15	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

There are no PVP server, powerful anti -testing systems are installed, this is a preliminary version, follow T.ME/Bedrock_SAO telegram updates

IP: 45.133.247.128

45.133.247.128:19132

Touch of Whimsy

abandoned cabins, Curseforge, Discord, Empires, Explore, FACTORY, Gameplay experience, Immersive structures, Ip:, loot keys, maze battleground, Modded, Modpack, MONEY, multiplayer, neighbors, Perks, Player Shops, Quests, shopping district, titles, Touch, whimsy

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	7832
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Void Gems Collected:	31
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	166
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Astral Amulets Crafted:	41
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	12
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2

Server Overview
🌎 Experience a fantastic twist on world gen featuring a unique combination of Terrilith and Oh The Biomes We’ve Gone, along with many immersive structures ranging from large empires to abandoned cabins, leading you to wonder who inhabited this strange land before you.
🔧 CREATE the factory of your dreams.
💵 Multiplayer friendly! Earn money to buy and trade with other players and protect your claims from invading neighbors!
We have a shopping district exclusively made for player shops!
📜 Tackle quests that will encourage you to explore every nook that this modpack has to offer.
⚔️ Rank up to earn new titles and perks to enhance your gameplay experience.
⚔️ Participate in competitive envoys and battle other players for loot keys in a twisting maze battleground!

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is the server multiplayer-friendly?	Yes, you can earn money to buy and trade with other players and protect your claims.
Are there quests to complete on the server?	Yes, there are quests that will encourage you to explore every aspect of the modpack.
Is there a Discord server for the community?	Yes, you can join the Discord server using this link: https://discord.gg/vKyQNVtcm6
What is the modpack used on the server?	The modpack used is Touch of Whimsy, which can be found here: https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/touch-of-whimsy
What is the server IP address?	The server IP address is whimsycraft.modded.fun

Dreamers Avenue 1.20.6

1.20.6, Anime, Anon, Ave Mujica, Avenue, band members, BanG Dream!, concert experience, Dreamers, Entertainment, episode 5, fan community, Girls Band, Japanese culture, Live Stream, Music, Music (Industry), online event, Trust the plan, upcoming release, virtual concert, virtual performance

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	1453
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	5532
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Buildings Constructed:	8	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2

Yo, listen up fam! If you wanna join this lit Minecraft server, you gotta trust the plan. Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond ore.

When you join, you’ll be transported to a world where pigs can fly, creepers can breakdance, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a rave. It’s a wild ride, my dude, and you don’t wanna miss out.

Plus, the community on this server is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler. You’ll make friends faster than you can say “creeper, oh man”. So what are you waiting for? Trust the plan and join this epic Minecraft server today!

PreggoSisNoRoomSwap Minecraft Server

carpet stains, cleaning, family conflict, Minecraft, Mold, PreggoSisNoRoomSwap, pregnant sister, refusing to switch rooms, room argument, room cleaning, room decor, room disagreement, room effort, room investment, room maintenance, room mess, room ownership, room preferences, room size, room space, room switch, Server, sibling rivalry

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	7009
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	98	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	11
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Farms Harvested:	543	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventure! Join us for outrageous reasons like avoiding room switches with pregnant sisters who can’t decide where they want to live.

Explore our virtual world where you won’t have to clean up after anyone else’s mess, unless it’s a creeper explosion of course! Build your dream home without worrying about stained carpets or moldy walls.

And don’t worry about getting guilt-tripped into anything, because on our server, you make the rules! So come join us and let’s build some epic structures together, without any family drama getting in the way.

HotelHottieMC

AITA husband hotel permanent moving different country apartment address door code cab flying in work ESIM crashed out depend shared surprises joking funny relationship issues, HotelHottieMC

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	624
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

Are you tired of surprise hotel stays and mysterious addresses from your significant other? Then join our Minecraft server where the only surprises you’ll get are epic loot drops and hidden treasure chests! No need to worry about being left in the dark – our community is always ready to help you find your way home, even if it’s a pixelated block world. Say goodbye to hotel drama and hello to building your dream home with us! Join now and let’s craft some unforgettable memories together!

Block Logic Gaming

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	6540
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Zombie Dances:	0
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make as much sense as a fish riding a bicycle? Well, look no further because our server is here to blow your mind (in a good way, not like that one time with the creeper explosion).

Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Notch himself. Rumor has it that if you find the legendary diamond pickaxe hidden in the depths of the Nether, you’ll unlock unlimited XP and the ability to ride a llama into battle.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the world’s largest pixel art museum, featuring masterpieces such as the Mona Creeper and the Scream (but with Steve’s face instead). And if you’re feeling brave, you can take on the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a bucket of lava (good luck with that).

So why wait? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

Crafty Neurodiverse Haven

acceptance, APPEAL, autistic individuals, Champion, Crafty, disenfranchisement, Diversity, ENGAGEMENT, extreme ideologies, hate groups, Haven, inclusion, inclusive environments, neurodivergent, Neurodiverse, neurodiversity, Prevention, proactive interventions, recognition, Skills, Support, Trauma, underlying factors

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	5101
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	30	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	11	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Astral Projections Made:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Crops Grown:	1746	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Infernal Machines Built:	2

LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOTZ DA CRAZIEST STORIES EVAH! WE GOT PIGS THAT CAN FLY AND CREEPERS THAT DANCE TO DISCO MUSIC! OUR PLAYERS ARE SO LIT, THEY BUILD CASTLES MADE OF DIAMOND BLOCKS AND RIDE LLAMAS INTO BATTLE!

WE ACCEPT ALL PLAYERS, EVEN IF YOU’RE A ZOMBIE OR A SKELETON! WE BELIEVE IN INCLUSIVE ENVIRONMENTS, WHERE EVERYONE CAN SHOW OFF THEIR SKILLS, WHETHER YOU’RE A REDSTONE GENIUS OR A MASTER BUILDER!

SO COME JOIN US, WHERE THE ONLY EXTREME IDEOLOGY IS HAVING FUN AND CREATING EPIC ADVENTURES! LET’S BUILD A MINECRAFT WORLD WHERE EVERYONE IS WELCOME AND NOBODY FEELS LEFT OUT! YOLO!

Shattered Infinity SMP

Adventure, Community, Custom, Dungeons, Economy, Events, Factions, Infinity, Lore, Magic, Modded, Plugins, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, Shattered, Skyblock, smp, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	5126
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Holy Grails Found:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	38	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47
Endless Legions Commanded:	42	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	2

Feature	Description
Hunters vs Vampires	Choose your side and embrace the dark, immortal life of a vampire or protect humanity as a skilled hunter.
Terrifying Nights	Mobs grow stronger and more dangerous after dark. Join forces with others or take on the challenge alone.
Join or Lead Kingdoms	Create alliances, establish kingdoms, and defend your people from the dangers of the night.
Immersive Magic	Unlock magical powers tied to your role, whether you’re a vampire seeking dominance or a hunter defending the realm.
Modded Exploration	Explore a custom world filled with secrets, treasures, and endless possibilities.

FAQ

How do I join the server?

Apply now to get whitelisted and start your journey! https://discord.gg/mgMMdct6RR

Can I switch between being a vampire and a hunter?

Once you choose your side, you are committed to that role. Choose wisely!

Are there specific rules for establishing kingdoms?

Yes, there are rules and guidelines in place for creating and leading kingdoms to ensure fair gameplay for all players.

Is there a limit to the magical powers I can unlock?

There is a progression system in place for unlocking magical powers, so you can gradually access more abilities as you play.