Normie95 MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

Normie95% Minecraft SMP

Natural, coping mechanisms, societal norms, judgment, shame

Are you tired of being a normie surrounded by disgusting people who have lost all sense of shame due to their excessive drug use, porn addiction, and internet obsession? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft SMP is here to rescue you from the depths of depravity! Join us and escape the clutches of the unholy trinity of drugs, porn, and internet usage. Our server is a safe haven for normies like you who still have a shred of decency left in them. So come on over and let’s build a world free from the filth and debauchery that plagues the rest of the internet. Join us now and reclaim your dignity in the most lolzy way possible!

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SuitlessZelenskyyCraft

public opinion, political leaders, societal expectations, media scrutiny, criticism

Are you tired of boring old servers where everyone is obsessed with what politicians are wearing? Look no further, because on our server, we couldn’t care less about Zelenskyy’s fashion choices! Instead, join us for epic battles with giant chickens, secret underground disco parties, and a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted potato! So why waste your time worrying about suits when you could be having the time of your life on our crazy Minecraft server? Join now and let the madness begin!

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SteelPorcupine Minecraft Server

SECURITY, Diplomacy, steel porcupine, Urgent, aggression

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we turn ukraine into a steel porcupine like wtf that’s so random and funny xD we got von der Leyen telling us to ‘urgently’ rearm like bro chill we just here to build and mine not start a war lmao but hey if you wanna be part of the chaos and destruction then this is the place for you! join now and let’s turn this server into a steel porcupine together! 🦔💥 #minecraftmadness #steelporcupine #vonderleyenapproved

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EuroCraft: Peacekeeperz

Safeguard, Ukraine, British PM, european union, eastern europe

lolz come join dis epic minecraft server where we form a coalition of the willing to safeguard peace in Ukraine!! british PM is all like “let’s do dis, fam” and we’re like “heck yeah, let’s build some epic structures and fight off creepers together!!” join us for a wild ride of diplomacy and block-building madness, u won’t regret it!! #minecraftforpeace #britishpmsquadgoals

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Fridge Freeze Dry Dish – Wash Oven Drop

dryers, maintenance, technology advancements, dish, Freezers

come join our epic minecraft server where the lifetimes of fridges and freezers are longer than the lifetimes of washing machines and ovens in norway HAHAHA. we have crazy adventures waiting for you, like fighting off zombie appliances and building a giant dishwasher castle. our community is like a dysfunctional family, but in a good way. so what are you waiting for? join now and experience the madness for yourself!

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Horizon’s End

Discord, Dynmap, Resources, ship design, alliances

Server Name Horizon’s End

IP horizonsend.net

Overview

Horizon’s End is a Minecraft experience like no other – a nation-building game set in space! Offering custom-coded gameplay mechanics, a custom map with 18 planets, and an advanced land claim management system, players can create cities, nations, space stations, and more!

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: You can join the game at horizonsend.net or visit our Discord server, website, dynmap, or game wiki for more information.

Q: What can I do in Horizon’s End?

A: The possibilities are endless! Build cities, design custom ships, mine asteroids, engage in geopolitics, and more.

Q: How do land claims work?

A: Players can join settlements, nations, claim outposts, create settlement zones, or claim space stations to stake their territory within the game.

Q: Can I participate in wars and conflicts?

A: Yes, players can engage in conflicts, form allies, defend against space piracy, or even become a pirate themselves.

Q: Are there recent events on the server?

A: Yes, there have been recent highlights such as nations recruiting new players, declarations of war, and surveys of financial wealth server-wide.

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Enigma’s Labyrinth 1.20

Manipulation, labyrinth, Gaslighting, narcissistic behavior, Manipulative Tactics

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! I’m talking about a place where the sheep are secretly plotting against you and the zombies are doing the cha-cha slide.

You ever wonder if that cute little villager is actually a mastermind in disguise? Well, on this server, anything is possible!

Join us and see if you can survive the ultimate test of your Minecraft skills. Can you outsmart the chickens who have formed their own government?

Don’t be a square, join our server and see if you have what it takes to conquer the most bizarre and hilarious Minecraft world out there. Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, who knows?

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SibBdayGiftGate – Minecraft Server

Server, Parenting Style, gift etiquette, left out, social norms

So, like, last week I got invited to this crazy party at my friend’s house for his kid’s birthday. And get this, they give gifts to BOTH kids so no one feels left out. I was like, what the heck do I bring for the little brat? So I show up with a gift for the birthday kid and a 6 pack for my buddy. His wife starts going on about how the other kid will feel left out, but I’m just like, nah, everyone can parent how they want, ya know? So, like, if you wanna join our Minecraft server, you gotta be cool like us and not worry about fitting in with the normies. It’s a wild ride, man.

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WeirdKidMinecraftSMP

BIZARRE, funny memory, weird, childhood memory, unique childhood memory

Yo bros, have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s so insane, it’ll make your childhood memories look normal? Well, look no further than this epic SMP! We’ve got pigs riding on chickens, villagers doing the cha-cha slide, and creepers that tell dad jokes before they explode.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a chicken that lays diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the mythical Taco Tree, where delicious tacos grow instead of leaves.

So why join this crazy SMP? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle against a horde of evil bunnies or build a house out of enchanted cheese? Trust me, once you join, you’ll never want to leave. So come on, join us and make some memories that are weirder than weird!

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AllyCraft911: Never Forget!

Remembrance, Tragedy, Terrorism, AllyCraft911, Memory

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old gameplay? Well, have we got the server for you!

Join our server and experience the most epic battles against creepers, zombies, and even…aliens? That’s right, we have a secret alien invasion storyline that will blow your mind!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a creature so rare and powerful that only the bravest of players can defeat it. And if you manage to slay the Diamond Dragon, you’ll be rewarded with a never-ending supply of diamonds and enchanted gear.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and be a part of the craziest, most action-packed Minecraft adventure you’ve ever experienced! And remember, on our server, we never forget…except when it comes to our allies who helped us defeat the Diamond Dragon. But hey, who needs allies when you’ve got diamonds, am I right?

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Server Name	Horizon’s End
IP	horizonsend.net

Normie95

Overview

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

Q: What can I do in Horizon’s End?

Q: How do land claims work?

Q: Can I participate in wars and conflicts?

Q: Are there recent events on the server?