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  • TrumpCraft Minecraft Server

    TrumpCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 95/400 Votes: 7893
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5 Demonic Pacts Formed: 3
    Chimeras Created: 2 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 9
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3 Magical Frogs Kissed: 5
    Epic Battles Fought: 12 Volcanoes Explored: 2
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1 Magic Items Found: 4006
    Dragons Tamed: 5 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 21 Horror Stories Survived: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as President Trump’s Twitter feed? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to build a wall around your base and make creepers pay for it!

    We’ve got more rallies and events than a Trump campaign, so you’ll never be bored. Challenge your friends to debates, hold major rallies in Grand Rapids (Minecraft version), and accept your candidacy at our virtual RNC in Milwaukee.

    And if you’re feeling patriotic, join us for a special Trump-themed skin contest. Show off your best MAGA hat or Trump wig for a chance to win bigly prizes.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server and make Minecraft great again, again! #BuildTheBestBase #MakeMinecraftGreatAgain #Trump2024

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BlockyBlacked – Minecraft Server

    BlockyBlacked – Minecraft Server
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    Players: 90/100 Votes: 7283
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 13 Royal Courts Attended: 0
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 3 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 5
    Potions Brewed: 122 Divine Relics Bestowed: 5
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 6 Glitched Entities Encountered: 0
    Undead Armies Raised: 3 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 6
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 8 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Holy Grails Found: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Extra Thick Bubblegum Edition Minecraft server! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    – Our server is so thick, it makes your bubblegum look like a toothpick! – We have a special event called Whiteboy Denial Week, where you save up your cum and release your tension with everyone on the server. It’s a bonding experience like no other! – Our AI is so advanced, it can generate unlimited gens for just $25 a month. Who needs real life when you have NovelAI V.3? – We have official BLACKED clothing available for your Minecraft character. Look stylish while mining those diamonds! – Our BNWO Dictionary will teach you all the lingo you need to know to fit in with our crazy community. – Earned Orgasms Program? Slur Strokes? We have it all on our server. Get ready for a wild ride! – And don’t forget about our PMV Torrent for all your Minecraft music video needs. It’s a party in pixel form! – Templates, editing tutorials, discords (even though they’re dead), and so much more await you on our server.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on our Extra Thick Bubblegum Edition Minecraft server and experience the madness for yourself!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CareCraft: Health Hypocrite

    CareCraft: Health Hypocrite
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    Players: 105/800 Votes: 6513
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Secret Passages Found: 8 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 9
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 7 Orbs of Power Found: 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 7838 Legendary Scepters Created: 5
    Battle Standards Raised: 14 Evil Lairs Raided: 5
    Legendary Titles Earned: 1 Curse of Binding Applied: 1
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 9 Celestial Events Witnessed: 3
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 16 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where water testing and health concerns are a thing of the past! Join us for some epic adventures and hilarious shenanigans with our crazy community.

    Are you tired of worrying about heavy metals, nitrates, bacteria, and fluoride in your water? Well, on our server, you can drink straight from the virtual tap without a care in the world! No need for single-use plastic bottles here, just pure, pixelated hydration.

    And speaking of health, we’ve got a friend named Jen who’s been gaining weight for the past 8 years and is now morbidly obese. But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of virtual activities for her to enjoy without any limitations! Concert venues, hiking, farmers markets, kayaking – she can do it all in the Minecraft world.

    But watch out, because if you dare offer Jen some tap water, she might just go off on you like a creeper exploding! She’s all about that bottled water life and won’t settle for anything less. And if you dare mention her weight gain or health concerns, be prepared for some explosive reactions!

    So join us on our server for some laughs, some drama, and a whole lot of fun. Who knew virtual water could cause so much chaos? Let’s dive in and see what adventures await!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • FateCraft: BlueScreened

    FateCraft: BlueScreened
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    Players: 104/1000 Votes: 4102
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Lost Souls Rescued: 6 Vanishing Items Found: 4
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 3 Endless Legions Commanded: 13
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 15 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 13 Legendary Items Repaired: 6
    Villages Defended: 5 Haunted Chests Opened: 4
    Demon Skulls Collected: 15 Cursed Scrolls Read: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u!

    this server is so lit, it’s like a disco party in your computer! we got llamas that can rap, creepers that do the macarena, and villagers that break out into spontaneous dance battles!

    join us and you’ll be part of the most epic adventure ever! we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items, like diamond armor that makes you invincible and a sword that shoots laser beams!

    and get this, our server is so cool that even the ‘blue screen of death’ wants to join us! they tried to crash our server, but we just laughed and said “nice try, losers!”

    so what are you waiting for? come join us and be part of the craziest, most hilarious minecraft server ever! trust me, you won’t regret it!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BarkCraft: Where Dogs Chat!

    BarkCraft: Where Dogs Chat!
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    Players: 96/400 Votes: 602
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Teleportation Mishaps: 1 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1
    Enchanted Armories Found: 9 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 19 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 6 Ancient Ruins Explored: 4
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 29

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG u guys, dis server is da BOMB DIGGITY! like, imagine if dogs could talk to humans, dat would be CRAZY, right? well, on dis server, not only do dogs talk to humans, but dey also tell u da best loot spots in da game! like, my doggo buddy told me where to find a secret diamond mine and i got RICH! join dis server if u want ur furry friends to help u pwn some noobs and become da ultimate Minecraft master! it’s like a dream come true, but in blocky pixel form. don’t miss out, join now and let da doggos guide u to victory! 🐶💎🎮

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Onfire Network

    Onfire Network
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    Players: 102/100 Votes: 6127
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 1 Alternate Realities Explored: 1
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Enchantments Applied: 184
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 2 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0
    Dark Rituals Completed: 10 Zombie Dances: 6
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Wilderness Tamed: 12
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 8 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the ONFIRE NETWORK, where every battle is a tale of resilience and recovery. Step into a world where each encounter fuels your strength and every blow strikes a balance between risk and reward. Our lifesteal server offers a thrilling gameplay experience where strategic prowess meets the thrill of immediate consequences. Engage in intense skirmishes knowing that each hit you land rejuvenates you, turning the tide of battle in your favor. Whether you’re a seasoned warrior or new to the fray, ONFIRE NETWORK promises adrenaline-pumping action and a community of gamers who thrive on the pulse-pounding dynamics of lifesteal combat. Join us and discover the exhilaration of turning the tables with every strike.

    onfiresmp.fun:25703

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Echo Acres

    Echo Acres
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    Players: 102/300 Votes: 608
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 3 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 3
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 15 New Chunks Explored: 582439
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1 Players Killed by Monsters: 4031
    Wyrmholes Dug: 8 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 10
    Rainbows Spotted: 10 Hidden Passages Discovered: 6
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3 Invisible Walls Found: 3
    Curse of Binding Applied: 3 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Echo Acres is a team survival server that takes different features and aspects of the game to a whole other level. We offer over 20+ plugins that range in many different aspects with Marriage, EvenMoreFish, Mob/Player heads, and Crates. Echo Acres offers a server shop, and at Echo Acres we offer drop parties and will be giving the team leader of the top team a free rank after the first 3 weeks of the server online to the public. Echo Acres has a team plugin that allows team chest claiming and multiple team commands with setting a home for your team all the way to fighting other teams across the server for dominance. We also have a world border and random teleport. Echo Acres even has its on survival world that is not connected to any major build to make players game experience a lot better. Over here at Echo Acres we are all about making the player base have a great time. Come join and have a awesome time.

    Echo Acres is java/bedrock cross play if you have any friends that has a bedrock account the Ip for it will be (51.81.5.253:25565).

    echoacres.shock-zone.com

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  • DawnCraft Minecraft Server

    DawnCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 90/1000 Votes: 3742
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Living Shadows Defeated: 3 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Astral Projections Made: 4 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2
    Divine Spears Created: 20 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 5 Arcane Towers Raised: 3
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 7 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 6 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 17
    Dragon Eggs Found: 735 Towns Built: 9

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or thrill? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us for outrageous adventures, insane events, and hilarious meetups that will leave you rolling on the floor laughing.

    Patch Notes: We’ve added new features that will blow your mind and keep you coming back for more. From crazy mobs to wacky items, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    Resources, Free Companies, & Linkshells: Join a Free Company and make new friends who will have your back no matter what. Linkshells are a great way to communicate with other players and plan epic battles together.

    In-game Events: Get ready for the Chocorpokkur Twitch Viewer Rewards Campaign where you can win amazing prizes just for watching our stream. And don’t miss out on our meetups, like the Casual CC Sync Meetup on top of the ship or the Tural Thread Throwdown at Tuliyollal Instance 1.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the most hilarious and outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Soulful Horniness Minecraft Server

    Soulful Horniness Minecraft Server
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    Players: 110/1000 Votes: 4506
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3 Ether Blades Crafted: 13
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 6 Heroic Legacies Created: 6
    Cursed Lands Purified: 6 Dragon Scales Harvested: 371
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 10 Elemental Crystals Collected: 85
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 1 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 12
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 20 Vanishing Items Found: 7
    Dragonkin Hatched: 4 Celestial Events Witnessed: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Do you have a horniness in your soul that’s always cooming out of control? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated passion and naughty adventures. Our pixelated paradise is the perfect place to let loose and explore your wildest fantasies. From steamy hot tub parties to scandalous strip mining competitions, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let your horniness run wild!

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  • CraftyCraze Minecraft Server

    CraftyCraze Minecraft Server
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    Players: 109/500 Votes: 9502
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Love Letters Sent: 3 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 5 Mineshafts Explored: 3
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 6 Mythical Quests Completed: 41
    Volcanoes Explored: 3 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 8
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Whispering Caves Entered: 6
    Secret Guilds Joined: 1 Invisible Walls Found: 4
    Arcane Towers Raised: 2 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even Boomer bitches are welcome! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama and ketchup-related incidents.

    Are you tired of boring servers where everyone gets along? Come to our server where you might just walk into an unknown minefield of craziness.

    Witness epic blowups and apologies, just like a soap opera but in blocky form. Who knew asking for ketchup could lead to such chaos?

    Join us and meet our unique cast of characters, from the Boomer bitch to the stepdaughter with a lot of pent-up anger. Will there be more outbursts? Who knows, but one thing’s for sure – pass the ketchup and enjoy the ride!

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