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Players: | 91/200 | Votes: | 4470 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Runes Activated: | 5 | Enchantments Applied: | 94 |
Lunar Scepters Activated: | 9 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 |
Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 5 |
Glorious Feasts Held: | 14 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
Gods Slained: | 1 | Volcanoes Explored: | 1 |
New Chunks Explored: | 184222 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 5 |
Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories. From building giant pixelated dicks to creating elaborate traps for unsuspecting players, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground club where we host virtual orgies and worship the Minecraft gods in our own unique way. So if you’re ready to embrace your inner virginity and join a community of like-minded individuals, come on down to our Minecraft SMP and let the hand-fucking begin!