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  • TimeMachine SMP: 15YearOldMe

    TimeMachine SMP: 15YearOldMe
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    Players: 91/200 Votes: 1611
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4 Cursed Swords Broken: 2
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Fairy Circles Danced In: 5
    Horror Stories Survived: 7 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 5
    Soul Contracts Signed: 4 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 44
    Blood Moons Survived: 0 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 6
    Cursed Statues Activated: 2 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0 Astral Projections Made: 2

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    Join our Minecraft SMP and travel back in time to give advice to your 15-year-old self! Imagine the chaos and confusion as you try to explain the wonders of redstone contraptions and diamond mining to your past self. Will you change the course of history or create a paradox that destroys the fabric of reality? Only one way to find out – join our server and embark on this wild time-traveling adventure! Plus, we have llamas that can breakdance and chickens that lay golden eggs. Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the most absurd and hilarious Minecraft SMP ever created!

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  • CraftyBeautyLand

    CraftyBeautyLand
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    Players: 91/200 Votes: 7620
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 3 Eerie Music Discs Played: 6
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Immortal Anvils Forged: 18
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 7 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1 Mineshafts Explored: 1
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 8 Meteorites Collected: 3

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    Have you ever heard of a Minecraft server so epic, so legendary, that just saying its name will make your enemies tremble in fear? Well, this server is definitely not that one. But hey, who needs a fancy name when you have a server filled with flying pigs, talking chickens, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself?

    Join our server for the chance to ride on the backs of majestic llamas as you battle against a horde of evil villagers who are trying to steal all your diamonds. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Golden Sheep, rumored to grant wishes to anyone who can catch it.

    But beware, this server is not for the faint of heart. With treacherous lava pits, deadly creeper explosions, and a never-ending supply of prankster Endermen, you’ll need all the luck (and armor) you can get to survive.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just don’t forget to bring a sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it.

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Maduro’s Airplane Minecraft Server

    Maduro’s Airplane Minecraft Server
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    Players: 106/1000 Votes: 7220
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 7 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 43
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 44 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2
    Goblin Markets Raided: 9 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3
    Divine Spears Created: 13 Heroic Legacies Created: 2
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 11 Magical Moments Shared: 21
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 13 Dragon Eggs Found: 1524

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, u know how u always wanted to join a minecraft server that is so epic, it’s like the US seizing Venezuela President Nicolas Maduro’s airplane in the Dominican Republic? well, guess what, this server is even crazier than that!

    join us for the most wild adventures in the minecraft world, where u can build ur own empire and conquer other players in epic battles. we have insane plugins that will blow ur mind and make u never want to leave.

    plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items and treasures. u gotta be super sneaky to find it, but once u do, u will be the richest player on the server.

    so come join us and experience the madness for urself. u won’t regret it, trust me.

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  • Zelensky’s Weaponless Warriors

    Zelensky’s Weaponless Warriors
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    Players: 98/700 Votes: 1291
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 7
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 6 Goblin Markets Raided: 7
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 3 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 15 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2
    Rainbows Spotted: 8 Magic Crystals Found: 23
    Cursed Amulets Found: 1 Emeralds Found: 4724
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2 Living Shadows Defeated: 5

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    come join our epic minecraft server where we have all the weapons ukraine needs to take down russia! we got long-range strikes that go deep inside enemy territory, just like zelensky wanted! our server is so lit, even putin is scared to log on! join now for the ultimate battle of the century!

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  • What is the IP for GOOBER GANG Minecraft Server?

    What is the IP for GOOBER GANG Minecraft Server?
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    Players: 105/900 Votes: 4480
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Wilderness Tamed: 12 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Infinity Stones Found: 2 Chimeras Created: 1
    Herobrine Sightings: 4 Lost Souls Rescued: 5
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 6 Magical Familiars Summoned: 1
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Haunted Forests Traversed: 6
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 1 Cursed Statues Activated: 2
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 7 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3

    New Minecraft ServersGOOBER GANG is a up-and-coming rap collective hailing from Atlanta, Georgia. With a unique sound that blends trap, hip-hop, and punk influences, they have been making waves in the underground music scene. Comprised of members Lil Goober, Big Goober, and Lil Goober Jr., GOOBER GANG is known for their energetic live performances and catchy hooks. Keep an eye out for this talented group as they continue to showcase their creativity and push boundaries in the music industry.

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  • Get Sucked In to Vortex SMP! Applications Are Wide Open! [smp]

    Get Sucked In to Vortex SMP! Applications Are Wide Open! [smp]
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    Players: 96/600 Votes: 8394
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 5 Talking Trees Consulted: 2
    Cursed Lands Purified: 6 Ores Mined: 3164
    Legendary Items Repaired: 5 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 8
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 20 Mines Excavated: 4769
    Heroic Legacies Created: 3 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5 Crystal Caves Mapped: 3
    Magic Wands Crafted: 7 Twisted Realms Survived: 2

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    Vortex SMP <a href="https://newminecraftservers.com/servers/fair-skinned/">Server</a>

    Vortex SMP Server

    Vortex SMP is a private Minecraft server offering a unique experience where every player starts with their own custom overpowered item. It’s yours to keep—unless you die or lose it. Plus, more exclusive items will be given out during community events. This is a great opportunity for small content creators or anyone just looking for a fun SMP to play on! Vortex SMP is an up-and-coming semi-private, semi-anarchy survival server with a fantastic roster of players. No need to be a content creator to apply—everyone is welcome.

    Join our public Discord to fill out a quick application form (no need to make a video). Hope to see you there! 👋

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    FAQ

    Question Answer
    Can anyone join the Vortex SMP server? Yes, everyone is welcome to join the server, not just content creators.
    How do I apply to join the server? Join our Discord and fill out a quick application form.
    What kind of items do players start with? Every player starts with their own custom overpowered item.
    Are there community events on the server? Yes, more exclusive items will be given out during community events.

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  • VividLope Minecraft Server

    VividLope Minecraft Server
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    Players: 105/1000 Votes: 3559
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Mimic Chests Discovered: 1
    Dark Rituals Completed: 5 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 10
    Animals Bred: 89 Wilderness Tamed: 7
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 3 Phantom Blocks Placed: 4
    Heroic Legacies Created: 3 Alien Abductions: 2
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 73 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 18
    Villages Defended: 7 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a boring lecture on quantum physics? Well, look no further because our server is like a shot of espresso for your gaming experience!

    Join us on our server for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party where even the Ender Dragon lets loose on the dance floor.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Vivdlope, a mystical creature that grants wishes to all who find it. Want a diamond sword that shoots lasers? Vivdlope’s got you covered. Need a pet llama that can breakdance? Vivdlope can make it happen.

    So why settle for a boring Minecraft server when you can join us and experience the madness for yourself? Vivdlope is waiting for you, so come on in and let the craziness begin!

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  • FascistFiasco Minecraft SMP

    FascistFiasco Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 104/600 Votes: 5154
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 11 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 4
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 2 Pirate Ships Raided: 0
    Evil Lairs Raided: 2 Epic Battles Fought: 5
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 45
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1
    Epic Quests Completed: 23 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 20

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    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the fascists are just a bunch of anti-social freaks who can’t even make eye contact with a creeper, the capitalists are money-hungry psychos who would sell their own diamond armor for a profit, and the leftists are the humane underdogs trying to make the world a better place one block at a time.

    Join us for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and maybe even a quest to find the legendary Notch’s Golden Pickaxe (rumored to have the power to turn dirt into diamonds). So come on, join our server and let’s see who will reign supreme in this crazy world of blocks and mobs. Just remember, in this SMP, anything can happen – even a chicken riding a pig into battle!

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  • SibLackinCraft

    SibLackinCraft
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    Players: 99/600 Votes: 5473
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Void Gems Collected: 37 Wailing Winds Heard: 1
    Legendary Titles Earned: 1 Cosmic Pies Baked: 3
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 21 Farms Harvested: 352
    Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 19
    Magic Items Found: 2299 Endless Staircases Climbed: 3
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 4 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2
    Legendary Scepters Created: 8 Mystic Runes Engraved: 5

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    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-free as possible? Look no further than our server, where we guarantee zero family secrets coming to light and causing chaos!

    Join us and escape the real world drama of secret affairs and long-lost siblings. Our server is a safe haven where you can focus on building epic structures and battling mobs, without worrying about your family falling apart.

    Plus, who needs a new half-sibling trying to weasel their way into your life when you can have virtual siblings who will always have your back in the game? Trust us, our server is the perfect place to escape from real-life family drama and create your own virtual family with fellow players.

    So come join us and leave all that messy family stuff behind. After all, who needs a half-sibling drama when you can have a creeper explode your house instead? Let’s keep the drama where it belongs – in the game!

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  • HoardCraft: Secret Stash

    HoardCraft: Secret Stash
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    Players: 107/200 Votes: 6522
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 7
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 5
    Magic Crystals Found: 17 Gods Slained: 1
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 8 Chimeras Created: 3
    Dragons Tamed: 6 Heroic Legacies Created: 5
    Pirate Ships Captured: 0 Endless Night Skies: 3
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 14

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    Are you hoarding diamonds like a dragon hoards gold? Are you stockpiling obsidian like it’s the end of the world? Well, you’re in luck because on our server, we encourage hoarding! In fact, the more you hoard, the more respected you are in our community.

    Join us and show off your impressive collection of rare items. Build a fortress made entirely out of emerald blocks or create a farm with more animals than Noah’s Ark. The possibilities are endless when it comes to hoarding on our server.

    But be warned, there are rumors of a legendary player who has hoarded so much TNT that they could blow up the entire server with just one click. Will you be able to challenge their hoarding supremacy? Join now and find out!

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