NOOOOOOOO Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

”’NOOOOOOOOOO Minecraft SMP”’

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	165
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Love Letters Sent:	17
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, fear not, because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks! Build your base on a floating island made entirely of cake and defend it against hordes of zombie cows armed with diamond swords!

But that’s not all, folks! We have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the skeletons are the backup dancers! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that grant you the power of flight!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown by the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you’ll never look at a blocky pig the same way again!

CraftyBoys LOLZ

body image, CraftyBoys, double standards, gigacope, harsh reality, hookup culture, incel epidemic, lolz, looking like shit, male insecurity, masculinity crisis, mental health, peer pressure, reality check, relationship dynamics, self-esteem issues, sexual behavior, sexually active, social expectations, societal pressures, toxic masculinity, Young men

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	6893
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Secret Passages Found:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	190
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Ores Mined:	7750	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12

Are you tired of being a lonely incel in the real world? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and become a virtual Chad overnight! Our server is filled with beautiful pixelated babes who are just waiting for you to sweep them off their blocky feet.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Gigacope, a mythical creature that grants unlimited confidence to anyone who defeats it in battle. Imagine going from awkward virgin to smooth-talking ladies’ man with just one epic showdown!

So what are you waiting for? Leave the real world behind and join our Minecraft server today. Who needs Tinder when you have a diamond sword and a creeper by your side?

CreeperCuckCraft: Where HT/SMT cores are hated and creepers are king!

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	3415
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	10
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Ores Mined:	5799	Dragons Tamed:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that won’t leave you feeling like your CPU has been cucked? Look no further! Our server is like a powerful CPU with all regular cores, no cuck cores in sight! Join us and experience the smoothest gameplay without any scheduling complications.

Forget about upgrading to a new processor with cuck cores, upgrade to our server instead! We promise you won’t die in WWIII while playing on our server, unless it’s from laughing too hard at our outrageous stories and hilarious gameplay. So come join us and let’s conquer the Minecraft world together, one regular core at a time!

Choco Mc

1.16, 1.20.X, Adventure, bedrock edition, Bedwars, BUILD, Choco Mc, Community, Cross-Play, Discord, discord community, Epic, Explore, Fun, Journey, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Minecraft, Mini Games, multiplayer, pe, Play.ChocoMc.Fun, PvP, Server, Skywars, Survival, Website

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	5202
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Villages Defended:	16	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Meteorites Collected:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58

Welcome To Choco Mc Are you ready for an epic Minecraft journey? Join us on our exciting server, where adventure awaits around every corner.

Server Information Server Name- Choco Mc Server IP- Play.ChocoMc.Fun Port- 19140 For Bedrock Edition and PE Minecraft Version: 1.16 – 1.20.x

Website- Soon.. Discord- https://discord.com/invite/ugWrEzC75r

Play.Chocomc.Fun:19140

Adamantum | Network

AIRPLANES, Anti Pay 2 Win, atmosphere, city, Claiming, continents, Earth, Fight, Fun, generations, Lands, Minecraft, MONEY, Movecraft, nation, Players, Plugin, Real Earth, Seasons, Ships, Survival, Trade, Vehicles, zeppelins

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	2574
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Emeralds Found:	5817	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

“What is Adamantum?”

Adamantum is a Anti Pay 2 Win is a Minecraft server that do not allow players to gain an unfair advantage by purchasing in-game items or features. Adamantum is a Earth server is a server where you play on the real Earth. You can create your own city or nation, trade or fight with other players. We are one of, if not the only server that does not work in the interest of making money but tries to guarantee fun for everyone. it is important to see Minecraft for what it is. A game that makes it possible to connect generations. across continents and for everyone. In our opinion, other servers use the fun that Minecraft makes against Minecraft to make money with it

Features:

Movecraft

Seasons

Lands

And more…

Movecraft

The Minecraft plugin Movecraft is an plugin for Minecraft that allows you to build and control ships, airplanes, zeppelins and other vehicles. With Movecraft, you can construct your own vehicles from blocks and then move them across the water, through the air or over land. You can also trade, fight or cooperate with other players using your vehicles. Movecraft is a plugin that adds more fun, creativity and adventure to Minecraft.

Seasons

Seasons is an plugin for Minecraft that allows you to experience the four seasons in your Minecraft. With Seasons you can see how the landscape, colors, temperatures and weather conditions change depending on the season. You can also use a calendar to see the current season and date. Seasons is a plugin that adds realism, atmosphere and variety to your Minecraft.

Play.Adamantum.de

Vanilla Varendonk – Old World, New Problems

activities, Community, Discord, Dutch-speaking, English, Europe, Events, Fun, Gaming, Ip:, Join, multiplayer, Netherlands, new, ONLINE, Players, Problems, rules, Server, Survival, Vanilla, Varendonk, world

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	6069
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Epic Quests Completed:	10
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Gods Slained:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	15	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Meteorites Collected:	3	Astral Projections Made:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Vanilla survival
Location	Europe (Netherlands)
Preferred Language	Dutch, but English is also spoken

FAQ

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	Join our discord server to get the server IP: https://discord.gg/k73XwuTRNE
Do I have to speak Dutch to play on the server?	No, English is also spoken on the server.
Is the server modded or vanilla?	The server is vanilla, with no mods installed.

Uzaki’s Blocky Demise

Anime, battle, blocky, challenge, Combat, Defeat, defeat guide, defeat strategies, defeat tactics, defeat techniques, defeat tips, defeat Uzaki, demise, Fight, Gaming, Manga, opponent, strategy, Tactics, Tips, Uzaki, Uzakis, Victory

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	2172
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	98	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Divine Spears Created:	23
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2

Are you tired of being constantly harassed by Uzaki in Minecraft? Well, look no further because on our server, we have the ultimate solution to defeating Uzaki once and for all! Join us and embark on a quest filled with epic battles, crazy challenges, and maybe even a little bit of magic (wink, wink). Rumor has it that the only way to defeat Uzaki is by building a giant tower made entirely of diamond blocks and launching yourself off it with a pig riding shotgun. Sounds insane? That’s because it is! So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and show Uzaki who’s boss!

Femanon’s Fortress of Fun

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	4959
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Mines Excavated:	2283
Astral Amulets Crafted:	29	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Secret Passages Found:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, fear not, because our server is here to save the day! Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with magical unicorns, flying pigs, and dancing creepers.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret portal to the land of unlimited cake and ice cream.

So what are you waiting for, femanon? Join our server now and let the madness begin!

PatheticCraft

acceptance, Confidence, doubt, emotional intelligence, Exploration, Identity, Insecurity, introspection, judgment, Labels, Pathetic, PatheticCraft, personal growth, Questioning, SELF AWARENESS, self worth, self-doubt, Sexuality, submissive, validation, Vulnerability

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	9509
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Emeralds Found:	7357	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5

Are you tired of being a regular old Minecraft player? Are you looking for a server that will cater to your inner submissive side? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join our server and embrace your inner submissiveness in a whole new way. Build your own dungeon and let other players come and dominate you in the most hilarious ways possible. From being forced to mine diamonds for your master to being chased around by a pack of wolves, the possibilities are endless!

But don’t worry, being sexually submissive in Minecraft doesn’t make you pathetic, it just makes you a unique player on our server. So come join us and let your wildest fantasies come to life in the most ridiculous and entertaining way possible. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Blocky Blue Balls: The Minecraft Server for Edging Enthusiasts!

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	2318
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Endless Night Skies:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Runes Activated:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Secret Passages Found:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t spice things up? Well, look no further because our server is all about edging and orgasm denial play! Picture this: you’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds, when suddenly a group of mischievous players come along and start teasing you, making you wait for that sweet release of finding more diamonds. It’s like playing Minecraft on hard mode, but with a kinky twist! Join us if you’re ready for a wild ride and some serious blue balls… I mean, blue blocks.

The fairy forest

#exciting, Adventure, claim system, dynamic, dynamic map, Eventyrriket, Exploration, fairy forest, Gaming, in-house developed, Live Map, Minecraft, norway, Norway’s ultimate, norwegian, PvE, PvP, Server, Survival, tailored experience, Territories, Unique, Vanilla

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	1815
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Magic Items Found:	7185
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

Join Norway’s ultimate Minecraft adventure! Eventyrriket is a Norwegian Minecraft server that offers a unique and exciting gaming experience. Explore our survival game with a claim system to protect your territories, 100% in-house developed server for a tailored experience, and a dynamic live map so you can explore and plan your adventures.

eventyrskogen.net