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Steamy Blocks Minecraft Server

ackchually, blocks, consciousness preservation, cryochamber, cryonics, death, death acceptance, digital afterlife, digital ownership, existentialism, Freezing, future technology, IMMORTALITY, life extension, life ownership, Minecraft, mortality, philosophical musings, preservation, Server, steam games, Steamy, transhumanism, Uhhh

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	517
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Mines Excavated:	3678
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Magic Items Found:	3818

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where you just build and survive? Well, come join our server where you can freeze yourself in a cryochamber to preserve your life forever! That’s right, no more respawning or losing all your hard-earned loot. Just freeze yourself and wake up in the future where you can rule over the land as an immortal Minecraft god! Join now for the chance to live forever and never worry about dying again. It’s the ultimate survival experience!

>Crafty Kong SMP

ANZ, Balaji, bank of international settlements, BCG, Ernst and Young, Euroclear, fidelity, Franklin Templeton, gtCrafty, Hong Kong govt, HSBC, Kong, Malaysian SEC, MasterCard, Moody’s, smp, Sony, Swift, two more weeks, Visa

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	2551
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Love Letters Sent:	20
Farms Harvested:	470	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	28
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where the Hong Kong government is at war with the Malaysian SEC, SWIFT is trying to take over Euroclear, and Ernst and Young are leading a rebellion against Mastercard and VISA!

But wait, there’s more! Franklin Templeton has formed an alliance with Sony to take down ANZ and HSBC, while Fidelity and Moody’s are plotting to overthrow the Bank of International Settlements. And just when you thought things couldn’t get any crazier, BCG and Balaji are causing chaos left and right.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP for two weeks of non-stop madness and mayhem! Who will come out on top in this epic battle for dominance? Only time will tell.

HeartbreakCraft

acceptance, Breakup, Closure, coping strategies, emotional pain, forgiveness, healing, HEARTBREAK, HeartbreakCraft, letting go, moving on, personal growth, positive mindset, resilience, Self Discovery, self love, self reflection, self-care, support system, Therapy, time heals

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	4739
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Dragon Eggs Found:	3103	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	27	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	2

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone while crying over your ex? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a special “Heartbreak Healing” mini-game where you can literally punch your ex’s face in pixelated form! Join us and let out all your frustrations in the most satisfying way possible. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft, am I right? So come on over and heal your broken heart with us!

HolyCraftBoom

Bombing, CASUALTIES, catholic church, Conflict, Crisis, Dead, Destroys, Destruction, HolyCraftBoom, International, Israeli, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Missile, News, Peace efforts, Religious, Tragedy, violence, War

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	8103
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	23	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Gods Slained:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER CUZ WE GOT ISRAELI MISSILES AND CATHOLIC CHURCHES IN LEBANON. 8 DEAD BUT WHO CARES, WE GOT MINECRAFT TO PLAY. COME BUILD A CHURCH BEFORE IT GETS BLOWN UP AGAIN. NO RELIGIOUS WAR, JUST BLOCKS AND CREEPERS. LET’S MAKE LEBANON GREAT AGAIN, ONE BLOCK AT A TIME.

SteroidMC

Economy, Experience, Factions, Minecraft, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Server, SteroidMC, Unique Features

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	3990
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Animals Bred:	137
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7

SteroidMC is a minecraft server focused on providing quality Factions experience with unique features.

steroidmc.net

InoVix | Grifesko-Anarchy server 1.16.5-1.20 Minecraft server

1.16.5, Anarchy, base building, Biomes, Bosses, Dmitry Voronin, Duels, Events, Exploration, Giveaways, Grifesko, InoVix, meteorites, Minecraft, mobs, PvP, Raiding, Resources, Server, server owner, Unique

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	147
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Towns Built:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	35	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	4

Dear Minecraft users!⛏

We want to invite you to our InoVixMC server!

? The server has Duels, Events, Giveaways and much more!

While playing and exploring the world, can you come across unique biomes? and mobs?, in some biomes you can find useful things and even bosses? Fight mobs and players who want to kill you and loot things and your base?! Also, along the way, meteorites will fall from the sky, containing many interesting resources? Build houses and bases, protect yourself from player raids.

Explore our server and learn a lot of interesting and unique things!

✅IP: inovix.ru-mc.ru

✅Version: 1.16.5

✅VK group: https://vk.com/inovixmc

✅TG channel: t.me/inovixmc

✅Autodonate: inovix.easydonate.ru

✅Website: Under construction

❤️? Sincerely, Server owner Dmitry Voronin (by Pro_1_1_5)?❤️

inovix.ru-mc.ru:25578

Block Party Minecraft Server

Alaric, BARBARIANS, BLOCK, Burning, Chaos, Desperation, Emperor Honorius, Empire, glory of rome, GOLD, History, Looting, Minecraft, Négotiation, Party, Ravenna, Rome, sacking, Server, Siege, slaves, starvation, Visigoth king, Visigoths

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	8529
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Endless Night Skies:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

Join our Minecraft server and experience the chaos and destruction of Rome being sacked by Visigothniggers! Build your own empire, negotiate with barbarians, and maybe even offer them gold and slaves to spare your city! Will you be a cowardly Emperor hiding in Ravenna or a brave warrior fighting to save Rome? The glory of Rome may be dead, but the fun is just beginning on our server! Join now for a historical adventure like no other!

Worse Than Japan Minecraft SMP

anger, Backlash, Cancel, controversy, Defeat, Frustration, helplessness, impotent, INABILITY, Incompetence, Japan, johnny’s, koreans, Minecraft, powerlessness, protest, resistance, smp, social media, STOP, Struggle, twitter, WORSE

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	6376
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Alien Abductions:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Enchantments Applied:	296
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	1

Looking for a Minecraft SMP where Koreans are completely impotent to stop you? Look no further than our server! Join now and become the ultimate ruler of the land, where even Johnny Sins himself can’t compete with your epic building skills. Don’t miss out on the chance to dominate the server and leave a trail of destruction in your wake. Join us now and show everyone who’s boss! #CancelJohnnysins #MinecraftMadness

LivingRoomShutdownCraft

aunt, cleaning, cleanliness, coasters, coffee table, DAUGHTER, family visit, guests, house rules, living room rules, LivingRoomShutdownCraft, Mice, Mother, Pests, Respect, ROACHES, rug stain, rules, SAHM, SNACKS, uncle

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	2787
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Gods Slained:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Meteorites Collected:	0
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5

Are you tired of dealing with unruly houseguests who don’t respect your rules? Join our Minecraft server where we have strict guidelines for all players to follow! No griefing, no stealing, and definitely no red sauce stains on our virtual rugs!

Imagine a world where you can kick out anyone who doesn’t abide by your rules with just a click of a button. No more arguing with your mom about coaster usage or cleaning up after your aunt’s kids who leave snacks everywhere. On our server, you are the ruler of your domain and you make the rules!

And don’t worry about pests like mice or roaches invading your virtual home – our server is pest-free and ready for you to build your dream world without any unwanted guests. So say goodbye to family drama and hello to a stress-free gaming experience on our epic Minecraft server!

RegretfulGamerMC SMP

biggest regret, change the past, go back, hindsight, hindsight bias, hindsight is 20/20, learn from mistakes, life choices, life lessons, looking back, missed opportunities, past mistakes, personal growth, Reflection, RegretfulGamerMC, remorse, second chances, self improvement, serious, smp, wish, Wishful thinking

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	1487
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Towns Built:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	27
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

Are you tired of living with regrets in your boring, mundane life? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP and travel back in time to fix all your biggest regrets! Did you accidentally kill your favorite pet chicken? No problem, just hop in our time machine and save the day! Did you miss out on the opportunity to build a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of diamonds? Fear not, because in our SMP, anything is possible! So come join us and turn those regrets into hilarious stories you can laugh about for years to come!