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CraftyCommies

#covert operations, arrested, BETRAYAL, China, CraftyCommies, Espionage, Espionage Ring, espionage tactics, foreign relations, intelligence, investigation, Jails, national security, political scandal, Prison, seduced by money, SPIES, Surveillance, taiwan, undercover, work

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	3753
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

so, like, this server is so lit, you gotta join. we got spies and stuff, but not the boring kind. these spies were like seduced by money to work for china, can you believe it? but don’t worry, we’ll keep you safe from all that drama. come join us for some epic minecraft adventures and maybe even uncover some secret spy missions along the way. trust me, you won’t regret it. join now before it’s too late!

TSA Pat Down Simulator

airport adventures, airport anecdotes, airport experiences, airport frustrations, airport humor, airport inconveniences, airport mishaps, airport screening, airport security, airport security measures, airport stories, balls of steel, embarrassing moments, Metal detector, Pat, pat down, personal space invasion, security checkpoint, SIMULATOR, travel woes, TSA, TSA scanner, uncomfortable situations

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	4458
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	18	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	2532

“hey u, yeah u! want to join a minecraft server that will make u forget all about ur balls of steel? well, come on down to our server where we have the craziest adventures waiting for u!

imagine this: u spawn in and suddenly u are surrounded by flying pigs wearing top hats and monocles. they start singing show tunes and leading u on a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon sword.

but wait, there’s more! u stumble upon a secret underground lair filled with llamas in tuxedos playing poker with creepers. they invite u to join in and before u know it, u are the reigning champion of llama poker night.

oh, and did i mention the giant rainbow unicorn that roams the land, granting wishes to anyone who can beat it in a dance-off? yeah, that’s a thing too.

so what are u waiting for? come join our server and experience the most bonkers, off-the-wall, totally bananas minecraft adventures of ur life! ur balls of steel will thank u later.”

MitochondriaBrainFling

brain cells, brain function, brain health, cell biology, cellular biology, cellular communication, cellular health, Dna, genetics, Mitochondria, MitochondriaBrainFling, mitochondrial DNA, Mitochondrial Evolution, Mitochondrial function, Mitochondrial Genetics, Mitochondrial Research, Mitochondrial transfer, neurology, research, Science

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	5941
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Star Shards Collected:	124	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

hey u! do u like minecraft? well this server is the bomb diggity! u know why? because mitochondria are flinging their dna into our brain cells! like, what even is that?! but it’s happening on our server and it’s wild! join us for a crazy adventure where u never know what’s gonna happen next! build, explore, and maybe even discover the secrets of the universe! so come on, what are u waiting for? join now and let’s get this party started!

Fermium MC: Infinite Blocks, Limited Brain Cells! Come survive with us in style!

Bedwars, blocks, Brain, cells, Creative, Economy, Exploration, Factions, Fermium, Hardcore, Infinite, LIMITED, Minigames, Modded, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Quests, Redstone, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, smp, Style, SURVIVE, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	3054
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Animals Bred:	156
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Astral Projections Made:	1

Fermium MC Survival Server Overview
Server Name	Fermium MC Survival
Server IP	play.fermium-mc.fun
Community Size	Around 10 players

Server Features
– Chest sorting with ChestSort mod
– Filtered hoppers for sorting systems
– Tool Leveling system for enhanced tools
– Upgradable spawners and hoppers
– 20 new ore tiers, custom armor, and tools

Frequently Asked Questions

How can I join the Fermium MC Survival server?

To join, simply use the server IP: play.fermium-mc.fun

What mods are available on the server?

The server features ChestSort for chest sorting, Filtered hoppers for sorting systems, and a Tool Leveling system for enhanced tools.

How do I upgrade my spawners and hoppers?

You can upgrade your spawners and hoppers on the server using in-game currency or resources.

Can I use custom armor and tools on the server?

Yes, the server offers 20 new ore tiers, custom armor, and tools based on Terraria ores.

DurararaCraft Minecraft Server

Anime, Anri Sonohara, Celty Sturluson, Dollars gang, dullahan, Durarara!, DurararaCraft, headless woman, ikebukuro, Izaya Orihara, Japanese light novel series, Masaomi Kida, Mikado Ryuugamine, Minecraft, Mystery, Ryohgo Narita, Selty’s head, Server, Shinra Kishitani, Shizuo Heiwajima, Supernatural, urban fantasy, Urban Legends

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	3918
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16	Farms Harvested:	317

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can find a headless woman wandering around the spawn area! Join us for the chance to witness this rare and mysterious sight, and maybe even help her find her missing head (spoiler alert: it’s hidden in a secret dungeon guarded by a pack of mischievous creepers).

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a magical forest where the trees grow diamond blocks instead of leaves. Imagine the riches you could gather just by taking a stroll through the woods! Just watch out for the enchanted skeletons who guard the treasure with their life (literally, they respawn every time you defeat them).

And if you’re feeling brave, why not take a trip to the Nether? Rumor has it that there’s a portal to a parallel universe where pigs ride on the backs of chickens and the only way to survive is by building a house out of enchanted golden carrots. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this wild adventure!

So come join us on our server for a truly unique Minecraft experience. Who knows what other crazy surprises await you in this wacky world!

/MineSMP/ – Minecraft SMP Madness

Adventure 25th Color Evolution, Bandai Card Games Fest, CS Mod Details, Digimon, digimon adventure 02, Digimon comic award, Digimon Dreamers, digimon survive, EN Reference Book, Gomamon, Habu Kazumasa, Ichiban Kuji lottery, Liberator, LM-04, Look Up Piyomon, Lost Evolution, madness, Minecraft, MineSMP, smp, Terriermon

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	9931
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40	Holy Grails Found:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1

Hey there fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of the same old boring SMPs? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where we have Digimon-themed builds and adventures that will blow your mind!

Imagine building your own Digimon village with your friends, battling against evil Digimon bosses, and even taming your own digital monsters to fight by your side. And guess what? Our server is so advanced, we even have a Digimon card game mini-game that you can play with other players!

So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and become the ultimate Digimon master! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, who knows, you might even run into Terriermon himself roaming around the server. It’s gonna be a wild ride, so buckle up and get ready for some Digimon madness!

RoommateRaunch Minecraft Server

aita, Alone Time, ANNOYING, asparagus, CONSTANT, ecstasy, eggplants, fed up, funny, genitalia, grocery shopping, humor, ignore, Leave, Minecraft, mushrooms, relationship, rhyme, roommate, RoommateRaunch, Server, sexual jokes, VEGETABLES, Yelling

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	4229
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	10
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8

Are you tired of boring grocery shopping trips turning into a vegetable-themed stand-up comedy show? Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with asparagus antics, mushroom madness, and eggplant escapades! Our community is full of players who love to turn everyday tasks into hilarious adventures. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a rhyme battle over the best way to cook a carrot! So come on down and join us for a veggie-filled extravaganza like no other. Just remember, leave the ecstasy jokes at home – we’re all about family-friendly fun here!

SilentSitterNoBabysit

ANNOYED, Argument, babies, baby, babysit, Beliefs, care, crying, discrimination, effects, feelings, Future, hear out, MINDLESS, refusing, response, Sensitive, SilentSitterNoBabysit, sister-in-law, unwilling, Upset

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	4761
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Magic Items Found:	5459	Gryphons Tamed:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as Jane’s beliefs about babies? Look no further! Join our server for a truly mindless experience where babies don’t cry and you can do whatever you want without consequences!

Just like Jane, we believe that babies are basically tiny robots with no feelings, so you can build, mine, and explore without a care in the world. And if anyone tries to tell you otherwise, just tell them to “fuck you and your dumb ass kids” and keep on gaming!

So come on over and join the fun on our server, where the only rule is that there are no rules (except for the ones we make up as we go along). Trust us, you won’t find a more outrageous Minecraft experience anywhere else!

BoomerCrushinMinecraftSMP

acceptance, age difference, age gap, attraction, BoomerCrushinMinecraftSMP, Communication, DATING, emotional connection, generational differences, judgment, love, Maturity, older partners, personal boundaries, relationships, self reflection, societal expectations, societal norms, taboo, unconventional relationships, Understanding

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	7984
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Ores Mined:	5780	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Farms Harvested:	737	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is the same age? Well, look no further because our server is filled with players who are all at least 100 years old! That’s right, we only accept players who have lived through multiple lifetimes and have the wisdom of ancient civilizations.

Join our SMP if you want to learn how to build a house out of stone blocks that have been around since the dinosaurs roamed the earth. Or maybe you want to team up with a player who fought in the Great Potato War of 1823 and can teach you the ways of battle.

So, if you’re ready to experience Minecraft like never before and mingle with the elders of the gaming world, come join our server today! Just be prepared for some seriously old-school shenanigans and maybe even a few grandpa jokes along the way.

BlockBusterFlicks

BlockBusterFlicks, cinematic exaggerations, cinematic fabrications, cinematic stereotypes, dramatic embellishments, dramatic plot twists, exaggerated character reactions, exaggerated drama, exaggerated storylines, fictional plot devices, fictionalized drama, fictionalized events, film cliches, Hollywood myths, movie cliches, movie tropes, on-screen fantasies, over-the-top scenarios, unrealistic expectations, unrealistic portrayals, unrealistic scenarios

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	4780
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	25
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Gods Slained:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Emeralds Found:	5388
Holy Grails Found:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Goblin Markets Raided:	7

Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of wild llamas while riding a giant chicken! Forget about boring old movie tropes, on our server, you’ll be living out your wildest fantasies like fighting off an army of evil snowmen with nothing but a carrot in hand. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before! So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare for the most absurdly fun time of your life!