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Crafty McCraftface: The Server Where Even the General Will LOL

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	8719
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	28	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Alien Abductions:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is so wild, even the creepers are scared to spawn here! Join us for a chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, mine diamonds with your pet llama, and battle against an army of evil chickens trying to take over the server. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life – join us now and prepare for some epic LOLs!

The Blocky Incest Palace

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	8103
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Astral Projections Made:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Farms Harvested:	774
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Zombie Dances:	10
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your family tree? Look no further! Join us for some wincest fun where sharing your hot family members is not only allowed, it’s encouraged! Share your craziest stories of sexual adventures with your relatives and don’t forget to include those juicy screencaps for extra points. Our archive is filled with older stories that will make you question your family dynamics in a whole new way. So come on in and join the fun, because on this server, incest is wincest!

Crafty Confusion: Pick a Side, Any Side!

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	7496
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Are you tired of boring old factions and alliances in your country? Join our Minecraft server and choose a side like never before! Will you be on Team Llama, fighting for justice and fluffy cuteness? Or will you join Team Chicken, known for their strategic egg attacks and clucking battle cries? The fate of the virtual world is in your hands – choose wisely! Plus, rumor has it that the winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual hay or eggs, depending on which side you’re on. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the epic llama-chicken war begin!

Blocky Battle Royale: ‘How Many Can They Kill Together?’

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	7585
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Runes Activated:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13

Join our Minecraft server and witness the epic battle between a team of killer bunnies and an army of evil llamas! How many do you think they could kill together? Will the bunnies hop their way to victory or will the llamas spit their way to dominance? Only one way to find out – join our server and witness the chaos unfold! But beware, you may never look at bunnies and llamas the same way again!

YeetCraft: Saving the World, One Creeper at a Time

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	4589
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	9
Void Armor Forged:	19	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Holy Grails Found:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Votes:	5664
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	3460

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that do nothing for Western civilisation? Look no further, because our server not only saves Western civilisation, but also throws it a killer party every Saturday night! Join us as we battle evil mobs and build epic structures to protect our precious civilisation. Who knew playing Minecraft could be so important? Join now and be a hero for Western civilisation (and get free pizza every Friday)!

MomCraft: Where Creepers are the least of your worries! Join now for a wild parenting adventure!

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	6206
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	7981	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Ores Mined:	2672	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	3

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring quests and mundane activities? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you to unleash your inner tradwife dreams!

Join our server and find your perfect Minecraft man to start a family with. Build your dream house, tend to your virtual children, and live out your tradwife fantasies in a pixelated world. Who needs real-life responsibilities when you can have it all in Minecraft?

So come on, join us and start your journey to becoming the ultimate tradwife in the most outrageous and hilarious way possible. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

MoegirlsCraft: Where every block comes with a side of kawaii!

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	3949
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Farms Harvested:	723
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Star Shards Collected:	158	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server takes things to a whole new level!

Join us and you’ll have to attach a moegirl to each post you make – that’s right, every single post! But don’t worry, these moegirls aren’t your average Minecraft companions. They have special powers like shooting rainbows out of their eyes and summoning unicorns to ride around on.

And that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a creature so rare and powerful that only the bravest players can hope to tame it. But if you succeed, you’ll have the coolest pet in all of Minecraft!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Just be prepared for the moegirls to steal your heart (and maybe your diamonds too)!

Thatcher’s F*cked Up Meeting Room Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	6887
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most hilarious place to be in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for epic battles against flying pigs, build a house made entirely out of cheese, and ride on rainbow-colored llamas while shooting fireballs out of your hands. Our server is so wild, even the creepers are afraid to explode!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to dance the night away. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants wishes!

So what are you waiting for? Grab your pickaxe, put on your silliest skin, and join us at our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server for a truly unforgettable experience. Trust us, you won’t regret it! See you there, silly Steve and goofy Alex!

Crafty Slavs: Minecraft Server for Colorful Shenanigans!

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	1235
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Soul Swords Wielded:	6

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no personality? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild party in a creeper-infested nightclub! Join us and experience the craziest adventures in blocky land.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of Russian players accidentally stumbled upon our server and thought they were black people with the wrong color. They were so confused but ended up having the time of their lives building giant vodka bottles and dancing to techno music in their pixelated tracksuits.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bigfoot, who roams the forests looking for unsuspecting players to prank. He once stole someone’s diamond pickaxe and replaced it with a potato. Classic Bigfoot move!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and become part of the wackiest Minecraft community out there. Just remember, Russian is like black people but wrong color by accident. Don’t ask questions, just come play!

CraftyCreeperz: The Final Fantasy Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	6702
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Potions Brewed:	127	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Alien Abductions:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2

Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, a group of mischievous Minecraft players decided to create a server where anything goes. Want to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a tutu? Go for it! Feel like building a giant statue of a potato? Why not! This server is a place where your wildest and weirdest Minecraft dreams can come true.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party hidden somewhere in the server. If you can find it, you’ll be treated to the most epic dance-off of your life. And who knows, maybe you’ll even win a diamond-encrusted disco ball as a prize!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as crazy and unpredictable as a llama on a pogo stick, then look no further. Join us and see what kind of madness awaits you!

Crafty Karens: Where White Women Embrace Their Inner Trad Gamer Chick

#gamer, chick, Crafty, cultural norms, Embrace, feminine, gender dynamics, gender equality, Gender norms, Gender Roles, Karens, loyalty, race betrayal, racial dynamics, racial identity, racial loyalty, racial pride, racial stereotypes, societal expectations, societal norms, societal pressure, trad, Traditional, traditional femininity, traditional values, White, white women, Women

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	3846
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	7

Join our Minecraft server where the women are so trad and feminine that even the creepers stop in their tracks to admire their grace and poise. Our server is so wholesome and pure that even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby instead of wreaking havoc. Plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll unlock the secret recipe for crafting a diamond tiara to wear while you mine for diamonds. So come on over and see for yourself why our server is the ultimate paradise for those seeking a break from the chaos of the real world.