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KyrenMC

Balanced games, Chile, Community, Fair Play, Fun, Gaming, KyrenMC, latency, low latency, Miami, Minecraft, Multi-region, multiplayer, North America, PvE, PvP, santiago, Server, south america, Survival, united states

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	4344
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Love Letters Sent:	16	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	6143	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2

Multi-region Survival server with hosting in North and South America, designed to offer a low-latency gaming experience. Enjoy balanced games, without unfair advantages or unreachable players.

There are two IPs (they only affect latency and ping) to enter the server: na.kyrenmc.net – Hosted in Miami, United States. sa.kyrenmc.net – Hosted in Santiago, Chile.

45.58.126.196:25594

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

baby boomers, cultural evolution, cultural references, Cultural significance, current generations, dated references, generational divide, generational gap, historical context, historical knowledge, History Lessons, millennial, Minecraft, Nostalgia, outdated references, PALS, past generations, PIXEL, pop culture, pop culture references, Server, time capsule, understanding history, video games

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	6914
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	33
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no sense of humor? Look no further, because our server is filled with hilarious dated references that will have you LOLing for hours! From classic memes to old school internet jokes, we’ve got it all. Join us and experience the nostalgia of a time when Rickrolling was the height of comedy and “all your base are belong to us” was the ultimate meme. Don’t miss out on the chance to relive the glory days of the internet – join our server now!

shoot little girl Minecraft SMP

aliens, blockquotepshoot, causing a scene, chimping out, girl, little girl, Minecraft, shoot, SMPpblockquote, strange actions, strange behavior, strange child, strange person, suspicious, suspicious actions, suspicious behavior, suspicious child, suspicious girl, suspicious incident, suspicious person, unusual behavior, unusual child, unusual person

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	6644
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists at every turn!

Join us and experience the thrill of shooting little girls… in Minecraft, of course! But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun because they’re actually aliens in disguise. And trust us, they were the most suspicious ones because they weren’t chimping out like the others.

So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with wacky storylines and outrageous moments, then come join our server and see what all the chaos is about. Who knows, you might even uncover the truth behind the alien invasion in our world!

Twilight Net

1.20, 1.8, eagler, Fun, grind, java, Minecraft, PvP, Server, smp, Survival, teammates, Twilight Net

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	8741
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	45
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Void Gems Collected:	17	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

Twilight Net is 1.8-1.20 it’s very cool it’s eagler and Java compatible it’s PvP and SMP grind with your teammates and have fun

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Orange Kike Minecraft Server

blunder, con artist, Deception, error, falling for, Fell, Fooled, Foolish, gullible, Kike, Minecraft, mistake, Naive, orange, Repeated, Repetition, Row, scam, Server, Times, Tricked, Trust

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	7783
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	26
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Towns Built:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	1

Are you tired of falling for the orange kike over and over again on other servers? Well, fear not, because on our server, you’ll never have to worry about that pesky orange kike again! Join us and experience a world where the orange kike is just a distant memory.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary diamond-encrusted chicken, rumored to lay golden eggs that grant wishes. Join us and embark on a quest to find this majestic creature and reap the rewards!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a squad of ninja pandas who will protect you from any creepers or zombies that dare to come near you? That’s right, ninja pandas. Need we say more?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Say goodbye to the orange kike and hello to ninja pandas and diamond chickens!

Daily Tegami Bachi Storytime Minecraft SMP

Adventure, Akatsuki, Anime, Bachi, Back to the Beehive, Chapter 31, Daily, FANTASY, friendship, Gauche Suede, Heart, Lag Seeing, Letter Bee, Letter Bee Academy, Letter Bee Corps, Letter Bee Dingo, Manga, Minecraft, Reverse, smp, Spirit Amber, storytime, Tegami, Tegami Bachi

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	1685
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Dragon Scales Harvested:	250	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Potions Brewed:	184
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5
Love Letters Sent:	16	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Chimeras Created:	4

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme! In Chapter 31, we’re heading back to the Beehive for some sweet, sweet honey and even sweeter shenanigans.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of dodging angry bees while trying to harvest their precious honey. Rumor has it that the bees have formed a secret alliance with the creepers, so watch your back!

But that’s not all – we’ve also got a legendary treasure hidden deep within the Beehive. Some say it’s guarded by a giant, honey-loving Ender Dragon who will stop at nothing to protect it. Are you brave enough to take on this epic quest?

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and join in on the madness. Who knows what kind of craziness awaits you in the Beehive!

Diggers SMP

auction house, bedrock, Chest Shops, Claims, Community, Craftable, Cross-Play, Diggers SMP, Fairness, Flight, Grief Prevention, Homes, INCLUSIVE, MCMMO, Minecraft, night vision, Perks, Player Warps, PvP, Raiding, Ranks, SafariNets, silktouch, spawner, Survival

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	7997
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	2904	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	304	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	2

Fairness for all, with no payment or paywall. Diggers SMP has 0 donation ranks — Together, we will build an inclusive community.

MCMMO offering perks for gameplay…. no paid for perks. In game Ranks based on MCMMO Power Level…. no paid for ranks. Night Vision /nv, available to all… free! In game flight /fly, available to all… free! Silktouch spawner perk, available to all… free! Craftable SafariNets single and reusable. No pay wall! Homes, player warps, chest shops, auction house all for free. Full Bedrock and client version support. Grief Prevention and claims, with additional claim blocks for time played and ranks gained.

play.diggersmc.net

Crafty Nostalgia – Minecraft Server

2024.., Achievement Diary, behind the scenes, chat channel, Communication, Crafty, fletching activity, game jam vi, INFORMATION, Minecraft, new player, Nostalgia, October 2024, old school runescape, Optimal quest guide, osg, sailing, Server, skilling competition, TempleOSRS, twitter, varlamore, Website, Wiki

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	9673
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Divine Spears Created:	11
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Endless Night Skies:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring activities? Well, look no further because our server is like a runey wrapped edition of pure awesomeness!

Join us for the Fletching Activity – Varlamore: The Final Dawn, where you can craft the most epic bows and arrows to take down your enemies in style. And don’t miss out on Game Jam VI in October 2024, where you can participate in crazy challenges and win insane prizes!

But wait, there’s more! Dive into the Behind the Scenes of Sailing: Volume 2 – Part 1 and Part 2, where you’ll uncover the mysteries of the high seas and maybe even find a treasure map to hidden loot!

Feeling lost in this vast world of Minecraft? Don’t worry, we got you covered with quests and diaries to guide you on your epic journey. And if you need help or just want to chat with fellow gamers, join our chat channel fart cc for some hilarious banter.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about joining our /osg/ 2024 Skilling Competition where you can show off your skills and dominate the leaderboard like a boss!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before! Who knows, you might even discover a secret passage to the land of unlimited diamonds and cake!

Top 10 Lame Hatfag Responses Minecraft SMP

boomer humor, cancer risk, Chad in hat, Class, Etiquette, freedom to wear, Hatfag, hatrack, insecure bald, Lame, lame hatfag responses, messy hair, Minecraft, Responses, smp, Top, UV rays

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	5715
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Star Shards Collected:	80	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Magic Items Found:	5410

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is that you must wear a hat at all times! But don’t worry, we have plenty of outrageous reasons for you to join us:

1. Show off your hat collection and flex on all the hatless peasants. 2. Chad in a hat stole your diamonds? Join us and get revenge by wearing the fanciest hat in the land. 3. Embrace the power of hats and unlock hidden hat-related abilities. 4. Going bald? No problem! Just wear a hat and no one will ever know. 5. No hatrack in your house? No worries, just wear your hat 24/7. 6. Who needs a hairbrush when you can just cover it up with a stylish hat? 7. Protect yourself from UV rays even when you’re inside a virtual restaurant. 8. Exercise your freedom to wear whatever ridiculous hat you want. 9. Forget about rules and etiquette, just wear a hat and have a blast. 10. If anyone questions your hat-wearing ways, just hit them with an “Ok boomer” and keep on gaming.

Join us for a wild ride filled with hats, shenanigans, and plenty of laughs!

Ascension-Network

Adventure, Arenas, Ascension-Network, BUILD, Community, competitive combat, cracked players allowed, creativity, Dedicated Staff, Discord, game modes, Gameplay experience, KitPvP, Minecraft, Peaceful, Player Base, Regular Events, server ip, Skyblock, Survival, Welcoming

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	9798
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	5	Love Letters Sent:	10
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Astral Projections Made:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Potions Brewed:	131	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6

Welcome to Ascension-Network, a Minecraft server that offers an extraordinary gameplay experience for players of all styles and skill levels! With a carefully curated selection of game modes, our network aims to deliver thrilling adventures and endless opportunities for creativity. Whether you’re seeking a peaceful place to build, competitive combat arenas, or a mix of both, we’ve got you covered. CRACKED PLAYERS ALLOWED!

Join our growing community today and discover the world of Ascension-Network! With dedicated staff, regular events, and a welcoming player base, there’s no better place to enjoy your Minecraft journey. Server IP: Ascension-Network.com Discord: https://discord.gg/SCrGyPuexr

Come for the adventure, stay for the community!

Ascension-Network.com