| Players: | 103/800 | Votes: | 7060 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 15 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 41 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 2 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 7 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 5 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 | Villages Defended: | 15 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 14 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 |
| Players: | 93/600 | Votes: | 5754 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 3 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 5 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 4 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 1 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 0 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 23 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 9 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 10 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 40 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 15 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 7 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 3 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 6 |
| Players: | 94/700 | Votes: | 7372 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 9 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 6 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 25 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 2 |
| Alien Abductions: | 1 | Treasure Maps Found: | 1 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 3 | Runes Activated: | 6 |
| Falling into the Void: | 3 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 1 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 2 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 497 |
Our server is like a virtual commune, where you can work on farms, homeschool your character, and experience the joy of free childcare while you explore the pixelated world. And don’t worry about cutting your character’s hair, because we fully support the tradition of long locks until puberty hits!
But beware, if you dare to break the family tradition and give your character a haircut, you may face the wrath of the virtual family members who will go absolutely ballistic at your decision. Will you choose to go no-contact with your virtual family, or will you continue to uphold the long hair tradition in the game?
Join us on our server for a wild ride of family drama, tradition-breaking, and pixelated puberty celebrations!
| Players: | 102/600 | Votes: | 7103 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 8 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 3 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 15 | Evil Twin Fights: | 4 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 5 | Battle Standards Raised: | 7 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 7 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 6 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 57 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 20 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 1 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, or if you’ve ever dreamed of building a rollercoaster that launches you into the sky and straight into a pool of lava (don’t worry, we have fire resistance potions).
We have secret underground bases filled with treasure, a giant mushroom kingdom ruled by a talking cow, and even a portal to a dimension where everything is made of candy (watch out for the evil gummy bears though).
So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughs, chaos, and maybe a little bit of insanity, join our SMP today! Who needs diamonds when you can have a pet creeper that follows you around and explodes on command?
| Players: | 93/100 | Votes: | 6993 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 6 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 |
| Animals Bred: | 144 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 2 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 20 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 9 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 6 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 2 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 5 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 6 |
| Players: | 95/600 | Votes: | 4808 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Void Gems Collected: | 12 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 8 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 23 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 10 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 45 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 38 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 1 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 4 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 5 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 1 | Falling into the Void: | 0 |
join our minecraft server and be part of this epic alliance! build your own russian-iranian empire and conquer the virtual world with your new besties. we have crazy events like putin vs. iranian leaders pvp battles and nuclear missile launches.
come join the fun and be part of the most powerful alliance in minecraft history! trust us, you won’t regret it. unless you get blown up by a virtual nuke, but that’s just part of the fun, right?
| Players: | 100/100 | Votes: | 4835 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 7 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 2 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 0 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 10 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 9 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 13 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 15 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 6 |
| Players: | 106/700 | Votes: | 3153 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 4 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 169 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 2 | Evil Twin Fights: | 4 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 5 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 2 | Underground Cities Explored: | 1 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 6737 |
we have a secret underground city filled with treasure and lava slides for you to explore.
if you join now, you’ll get a pet dragon that shoots fireballs out of its butt.
plus, every time you die, you respawn as a different animal. one time i respawned as a potato and it was hilarious.
so come on down to our server and experience the craziest, most unpredictable minecraft adventure of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 109/600 | Votes: | 2779 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 12 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 22 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 5 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 4 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 20 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 45 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 9 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 4 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 17 |
| Players: | 105/800 | Votes: | 4593 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 4 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 44 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 2 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 50 | Magic Crystals Found: | 25 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 3 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 1 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 10 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Throat Singers of the Cunt, who will serenade you with their melodic tones as you mine for diamonds and battle creepers. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.
So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server and prepare for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of insanity. See you in the game, fellow Minecraft warriors!
| Players: | 106/600 | Votes: | 3200 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 2 | Chimeras Created: | 1 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 7 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 18 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 0 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 34 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 4 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 10 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 1 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 4 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 | Battle Standards Raised: | 7 |
Picture this: you log onto the server and instead of mining for diamonds, you’re drawing ridiculous masterpieces with your fellow players. No need to worry about being a Picasso-level artist, all skill levels are welcome here! And the best part? You don’t even have to use MS Paint if you don’t want to. Get creative and have fun in our wacky world.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground art gallery hidden within the server, filled with the most bizarre and hilarious drawings you’ve ever seen. Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries and claim the title of Artistic Champion?
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let your imagination run wild. Who knows, you might just become the next Bob Ross of the block!
