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CraftyMedics Minecraft Server

Body, brutality, CraftyMedics, crime, Doctor, Evidence, Forensic, Hospital, investigation, Justice, Kolkata, law enforcement, Minecraft, murder, naked, on-duty, Server, sexual assault, Shocking.., SUSPECT, Tragedy, Victim, violence

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	9177
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	14	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Star Shards Collected:	93

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz it’s like a Kolkata hospital up in here! Except instead of gruesome murders, we got epic battles and crazy adventures! Imagine finding a naked body in the game, but instead of being scared, you’re just like “lolz, who did this prank?!”

Join us for some penetrative fun (but not like that, keep it PG, kids)! Explore the wild world of Minecraft with us and see what kind of insane stories you can create. Trust me, it’s gonna be a blast! So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

SurrenderCraft: Ukraine’s Big Win

big, Ceasefire, Conflict, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, eastern europe, eastern Ukraine, Geopolitics, international conflict, international relations, Largest Surrender, Military, military strategy, peace talks, Reports, Russian Invasion, Russian troops, Surrender, SurrenderCraft, Ukraine, Ukraine crisis, Ukraines, War, WIN

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	9840
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Potions Brewed:	93
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Gods Slained:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Epic Shields Constructed:	20	Votes:	2172

hey u, ya u reading this. u wanna join the most epic minecraft server ever? well, let me tell u a lil secret. this server is so lit, even russian troops are surrendering just to play on it. like, ukraine reported the largest surrender by russian troops cuz they heard about this server.

imagine building your own empire, fighting dragons, and riding llamas into battle. yea, llamas. not horses, llamas. and the best part? we have a secret underground disco party every saturday night. u gotta see it to believe it.

so come on, join us and be part of the craziest minecraft adventure of your life. trust me, u won’t regret it. unless u hate fun, then maybe this server isn’t for u. but for everyone else, come on in and let’s get this party started!

MeatyColonCraft

cancer awareness, Cancer prevention, cancer risk, colon cancer, colorectal cancer, diet, dietary habits, health, health risks, Healthy Eating, Lifestyle, meat consumption, meat intake, MeatyColonCraft, nutrition, Prevention, processed meats, red meat, risk factor, younger adults

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	346
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Chimeras Created:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Secret Passages Found:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Emeralds Found:	7094	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	29	Heroic Legacies Created:	5

so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds in the depths of the earth, when suddenly a wild colon cancer appears! but fear not, brave miner, for on our server, we have banished colon cancer forever! how, you ask? well, by serving up only the finest vegan food in all of Minecraft! no more red and processed meats here, just delicious plant-based goodness that will keep your colon happy and cancer-free! join us now and dig your way to a healthier future!

NordicMC

Factions, PvP, Raiding, skyblock survival creative minigames faction factions towny economy roleplay bedwars skywars prison vanilla modded tekkit pixelmon hunger games pvp adventure spigot

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	7211
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Potions Brewed:	60
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11

Join NordicMC for the ultimate factions experience! Enjoy custom enchantments, intense PvP battles, and strategic raids in a competitive world. Build powerful factions, trade in a balanced economy, and participate in exciting events. Our friendly community and high-performance server ensure a smooth, engaging adventure for both veterans and newcomers. Ready to dominate?

play.nordicmc.org

Coomer-Free Minecraft Server

#degeneracy, adult content, ass cheeks, b.., christian minecraft server, CoomerFree, coomers, explicit, inappropriate, internet trolls, Minecraft, niggers, NSFW, obese, offensive, offensive content, online harassment, porn, Server, shitpost, shock value, triggering, trolling

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	8198
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2

Welcome to our totally not Christian Minecraft server, where you can finally escape from those pesky obese niggers spreading their ass cheeks! We promise no porn here, just good old-fashioned shitposting and hilarious memes. Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and leave the degeneracy behind!

WokeUpAt16 Minecraft SMP

alarm clock, bedtime habits, bedtime routine, circadian rhythm, daily habits, early riser, Minecraft, morning routine, night owl, sleep cycle, sleep deprivation, sleep habits, sleep patterns, sleep schedule, sleeping in, smp, time zones, waking up early, waking up late, WokeUpAt16

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	1832
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	20

Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the most chaotic sleep schedule ever! Forget waking up at a normal time like a responsible adult, on our server, we embrace the beauty of sleeping in until 4 PM. Who needs sunlight anyway when you have virtual blocks to mine and mobs to slay? Plus, rumor has it that our resident zombie pigman has a secret stash of diamonds hidden in his oversized pockets. So come join us and see if you can beat the clock and find those shiny treasures before sundown!

BlockParty Minecraft Server

autism, blockparty, Boundaries, child, contracts, discomfort, england, family, grandson, housing agency, LANDLORD, living space, Minecraft, noise, privacy, Property, property rights, Renovations, rules, Server, shared property, Tenant

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	6622
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Void Gems Collected:	22	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	35	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Alien Abductions:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	8

Are you tired of sharing your living space with unexpected guests? Join our Minecraft server where the only unexpected guests are creepers trying to blow up your house! No random kids screaming and yelling, just the soothing sounds of mining and crafting. Our landlord (in-game) won’t rearrange your furniture or put their stuff in your fridge, they’ll just provide you with endless opportunities to build and explore. Say goodbye to awkward living situations and hello to a virtual world where you’re the master of your domain. Join now and let the adventures begin!

HusbandApologyOrGTFO

#husband appreciation, Apology, challenging relationships, childhood trauma, communication breakdown, emotional boundaries, family conflict, family dynamics, Family Values, forgiveness, HusbandApologyOrGTFO, judgmental parents, parental acceptance, parenting struggles, past mistakes, personal growth, reconciliation, setting boundaries, toxic behavior, trust issues, unconditional love

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	2241
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Votes:	3629	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Enchantments Applied:	95	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than my in-laws? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with adventure, building, and maybe even a little bit of family drama (but way more entertaining than mine, trust me).

Our server is the perfect place to escape from judgmental parents and enjoy some quality time with your virtual family. Build your dream home, explore new lands, and maybe even find a virtual spouse who won’t judge you for trusting them with the baby (looking at you, Jamie).

Join now and show your parents what a real apology looks like – by building them a pixelated mansion and inviting them to a virtual Christmas dinner they’ll never forget. And remember, on our server, demanding an apology is totally acceptable – as long as it’s heartfelt and directed at the right person (sorry, mom).

So what are you waiting for? Leave the real-world drama behind and dive into a world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your masterpiece. See you in the game!

RandomFest Minecraft SMP

celebration, creative holiday, creativity, fantasy celebration, festive occasion, fun holiday, holiday concept, holiday idea, imagination, innovative holiday, make-believe holiday, Minecraft, offbeat holiday, original celebration, out of the box celebration, quirky celebration, random holiday, RandomFest, smp, unconventional celebration, unique holiday, unusual celebration, whimsical holiday

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	427
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	23	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	431	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft SMP where we celebrate the most random holidays ever! Join us if you want to participate in festivities like National Potato Chip Day where we all dress up as our favorite chip flavors and have a chip eating contest. Or how about Unicorn Appreciation Day where we ride around on rainbow-colored horses and spread glitter everywhere?

But wait, there’s more! We also have a holiday called Sock Puppet Sunday where everyone communicates only through sock puppets for the entire day. And let’s not forget about International Bubble Wrap Day where we cover the entire server in bubble wrap and pop it all day long!

So if you’re looking for a server that’s as crazy and unpredictable as your wildest dreams, then join us and celebrate the most absurd holidays you never knew you needed in your life!

CraftyLoveGamerz

awkward situations, CraftyLoveGamerz, dating advice, dating blunders, dating disasters, dating disasters to avoid, dating etiquette, dating fails, dating faux pas, dating mishaps, dating mistakes, dating tips, embarrassing moments, first date, first date advice, first date tips, relationship advice, relationship blunders, relationship pitfalls, social etiquette, worst mistake.

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	8435
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crops Grown:	6334	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1

Join our Minecraft server if you want to avoid making the worst mistake on a first date – accidentally crafting a diamond pickaxe instead of a diamond ring! Trust us, you don’t want to propose with a pickaxe in hand unless you’re looking for a partner who’s really into mining. Our server is the perfect place to practice your crafting skills and avoid any embarrassing mishaps on your romantic adventures. Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret love potion recipe that will make any potential date fall head over heels for you. So come join us and craft your way to a happily ever after!