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BlockShock TraumaCraft

anxiety, BlockShock, confronting trauma, coping, depression, emotional pain, healing, inner turmoil, mental health, past experiences, psychological distress, ptsd, realization, Recovery, seeking help, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self reflection, Therapy, Trauma, TraumaCraft, triggers

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	126
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Emeralds Found:	3906	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	5364	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2

Are you tired of mining for diamonds only to have them stolen by creepers? Are you sick of getting lost in the Nether and ending up in a lava pit? Well, fear not my fellow blockheads, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day!

Join us on our server and experience the most epic adventures you could ever imagine. From battling giant mutant chickens to building a castle made entirely of TNT, the possibilities are endless.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a rare creature that farts out diamonds every time you feed it a carrot. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret portal that leads to a dimension filled with dancing llamas and flying pigs.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the madness begin! Trust us, you’ll never look at Minecraft the same way again.

CraftyKremlinSpy420

2016, advised, analyst, collusion, CraftyKremlinSpy420, election, fbi, Government, home, intelligence, Interference, investigation, Justice, Politics, Probe, Raids, russia, Russian-born, SECURITY, trump, US

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	3665
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10

lol u guys gotta join this minecraft server, it’s so lit that even the FBI raided a dude’s house for playing on it. like, this server is so crazy that it caught the attention of the government. imagine what kind of wild stuff is happening on there. maybe there’s secret treasure hunts or hidden bases with diamond armor for days. who knows, maybe you’ll become the next target of a government investigation just for joining. join now and live life on the edge, my dudes.

CraftyCreeperz Minecraft Server

685784552, ANONYMOUS, CASE, CraftyCreeperz, detective, discovery, Enigma, hidden, Identity, inquiry, investigation, Minecraft, Mystery, number, puzzle, query, question.., Riddle, search, secret, Server, unknown

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	4083
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Votes:	7751
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Divine Spears Created:	26	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8398	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party where even the Ender Dragon likes to bust a move.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a magical portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of cake and you can ride a giant flying pig. Plus, our staff members are all trained ninjas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls trying to ruin your fun.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most epic Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to awesomeness, in which case, maybe stick to playing solitaire.

PoliticallyCorrectBots Minecraft SMP

Algorithms, Artificial Intelligence, Automation, Bots, Censorship, Communication, data analysis, Digital, Ethics, Future, innovation, internet, language processing, machine learning, Minecraft, POLITICALLY CORRECT, PoliticallyCorrectBots, programming, smp, social media, society, Technology, trends

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	3879
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Votes:	2722
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	18	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the bots are all serious and politically correct? Well, look no further because on our server, the bots have gone absolutely bonkers! They’re spouting out ridiculous jokes, making puns left and right, and even starting their own political parties (the Creeper Party is really blowing up, literally). Join us for a wild time where you never know what the bots will say next! Plus, rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is secretly running for president. Don’t miss out on the chaos, join our server now!

KurskCraft: Fear & Confusion

Conflict, confusion, Crisis, current events, Europe, evacuation, fear, international relations, Invasion, Kursk, KurskCraft, Military, News, Panic, Russian residents, Safety, Shelter, Tension, Ukraine advances, uncertainty, War

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	4632
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Void Armor Forged:	11
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	30	Players Killed by Monsters:	437
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3

lol u know what else is fear and confusion? when u join our minecraft server! u be like “wut is happening” but in a good way cuz we got crazy stuff going on! like one time a player built a giant taco that shot fireworks out its butt! u never know what u gonna see next on our server, so come join the chaos and have a blast with us! trust me, u won’t regret it! #minecraftmadness #jointhefun

ZionDionGetsRekt Minecraft Server

Accountability, American veterans, Backlash, call out, controversy, criticism, Disrespecting, insulting, MEGA HAPPENING, Minecraft, News, ONLINE, Outrage, patriotism, public figure, Server, social media, trending, twitter, UTTERLY DESTROYED, viral, Zion Dion, ZionDionGetsRekt

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	6057
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11

Join our Minecraft server where we take down disrespectful trolls like Zion Dion with epic battles and explosive TNT traps! Our American veteran players are ready to defend their honor and show no mercy to anyone who dares to insult them. Come join the chaos and witness the ultimate showdown between good and evil in the world of blocks and pixels! Trust us, you don’t want to miss this epic showdown!

MoneyBackGuarantee Minecraft SMP

Appearance, appearance improvement, Bitches, Budget, Chuubas, dick, fashion, Financial, Imagine, Investment, long tail, Minecraft, MONEY, MoneyBackGuarantee, put toward, refund, refund money, savings, smp, Spent, Style, tags

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	4689
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	52
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	11
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Towns Built:	4

Join our Minecraft SMP and say goodbye to spending money on chuubas! Use your savings to upgrade your Minecraft skin and attract all the bitches to your blocky world. Who needs designer clothes when you can have a diamond armor set? Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so you never know what kind of crazy adventures you’ll stumble into. So come join us and start flexing your pixelated fashion sense!

BedrockBoyfriendBungle

aita, BedrockBoyfriendBungle, Boundaries, Boyfriend, business trip, Communication, consequences, DAUGHTER, disgust, Eviction, family, home, hurt, Inappropriate Behavior, Manipulation, Moving, parenting, relationship, Safety, Trust, trust issues

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	6516
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	456	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Alien Abductions:	0	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Villages Defended:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Potions Brewed:	126	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9	Epic Quests Completed:	28

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like never before! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the story of a 47-year-old business traveler, a 37-year-old man, and a 21-year-old daughter locked in a bathroom.

Witness the chaos as relationships are tested, trust is shattered, and boundaries are crossed in the most outrageous ways possible. Who needs reality TV when you can experience all the drama firsthand on our server?

But wait, there’s more! Can’t kick out a player who won’t leave? No problem! We’ve got squatter rights and eviction drama to keep you on the edge of your seat. Will our players choose love or family? Find out on our server, where anything can happen!

So why wait? Join now for a gaming experience like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a little bit of common sense). See you in the game, drama lovers!

InstantFriendshipEnd Minecraft SMP

BETRAYAL, Cheating, communication breakdown, dishonesty, Disrespect, Emotional Abuse, ended friendship, ended relationship, incompatible values, Infidelity, Insecurity, InstantFriendshipEnd, Jealousy, lack of boundaries, lying.., Manipulation, Minecraft, neglect, physical abuse, smp, toxic behavior, trust issues, unresolved conflict

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	5848
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Items Found:	1156	Love Letters Sent:	6
Star Shards Collected:	196	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Towns Built:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	New Chunks Explored:	373481
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the drama is as stale as last week’s bread? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate friendship destroyer! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of backstabbing your best friend over a block of diamonds or sabotaging your significant other’s base just for laughs.

We have a special feature where every time someone breaks up in real life, their in-game relationship also ends in a fiery explosion (literally, we have a plugin for that). So if you’re looking for a server where chaos reigns supreme and friendships are as fragile as glass, come join us and watch the drama unfold! Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft drama, am I right?

SelfLoveCraft

SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, self esteem, self growth, self improvement, self love, self positivity, Self Respect, self worth, self-acceptance, self-acknowledgment, self-approval, self-belief, self-care, self-confidence, self-empowerment, self-fulfillment, self-identity, self-validation, SelfLoveCraft

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	3105
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Gods Slained:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2

Do you love building epic structures in Minecraft? Do you love trolling your friends with sneaky traps and pranks? Do you love riding pigs off cliffs while wearing a diamond helmet? Then boy oh boy, have we got the perfect Minecraft server for you!

Join our server and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens, mining for rare blocks in a land made entirely of cheese, and participating in epic dance-offs with creepers. Our community is filled with hilarious players who love nothing more than pulling off outrageous stunts and causing chaos wherever they go.

So if you’re ready to unleash your inner Minecraft maniac and embark on wacky adventures like never before, then join us today! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!