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BreakInBuddies Minecraft Server

Accountability, BETRAYAL, Boundaries, BREAK IN, BreakInBuddies, consequences, couch surfing, Eviction, friendship, homelessness, house guest, hypocritical, Minecraft, mutual friends, Safety, security system, Server, Shelter, Support, tough decision, toxic relationship, Trust, Wild Card

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	6499
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Void Gems Collected:	24	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Arcane Towers Raised:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as Dan from this story? Look no further! Join our server for a truly unforgettable experience.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have the most secure security system in place – unless Dan decides to disarm it and leave the front door unlocked for intruders. But hey, who needs safety when you can have a friend like Dan, right?

Our server is filled with drama and betrayal, just like in this story. You never know when your fellow players will turn on you and leave you homeless, just like poor Dan. But don’t worry, we’ll make sure to guilt trip you for making tough decisions, just like the mutual friends in this tale.

So come join us on this rollercoaster of emotions and questionable friendships. Who needs stability and safety when you can have chaos and drama? It’s a Minecraft server like no other!

BFF Ban: 30th Bday Bash!

30th, Ban, Bash, BDay, BFF, cheap accommodation, crying, disposable income, DRIVE, Facilities, Fairness, fortnite team, games, hot tub, House, Paying, refusing, savings, struggling for money, surprise birthday, taxi, Upset, weekend away, whatsapp group, wife’s friend

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	1934
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35	Demon Skulls Collected:	41
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5

Hey gamers!

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-free as possible? Well, look no further! Just like this guy trying to plan a surprise trip for his wife’s birthday, we promise to keep things cheap and cheerful.

Join us for a weekend getaway filled with hot tubs and games – just like the ones this group of friends had planned. But be warned, we don’t tolerate freeloaders! If you’re trying to sneak in for free like that one friend, you’ll be kicked out faster than you can say “creeper”.

So come join us on this epic adventure, where the only tears shed will be from laughter as we build, mine, and survive together. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find yourself in a Fortnite team with the most drama-free players around. See you there!

CraftyLoveMatch

celebrity crush, celebrity marriage, CraftyLoveMatch, dream partner, dream relationship, dream spouse, dream wedding, famous partner, fantasy marriage, fantasy wedding, global love, ideal match, ideal partner, international marriage, love across borders, LOVE OF MY LIFE, Marriage, Perfect Match, romantic fantasy, soulmate, ultimate love story

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	3060
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Meteorites Collected:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17	Gods Slained:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Astral Amulets Crafted:	18
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4

Are you tired of being limited to marrying only in the real world? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can marry anyone you want! That’s right, you can tie the pixelated knot with your favorite celebrity, fictional character, or even a block of dirt if that’s your thing. Our server is the only place where you can have a wedding ceremony with Steve from Minecraft and Kim Kardashian as your maid of honor. So why settle for just one spouse when you can have an entire harem of pixelated partners? Join our server now and say “I do” to a whole new level of virtual love!

glarin absens minecraft server

absence.., absens, Allies, commemoration, d-day, diplomatic relations, Europe, Events, glarin, global politics, international community, international relations, military history, Minecraft, Normandy, Pariah Status, Political Isolation, putin, russia, Server, soviet union, War Remembrance, Western Allies, world war II

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	2205
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	9205	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Animals Bred:	169	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

haha u know wat else is a glaring absence? u not being on our epic minecraft server! like seriously, if u aint there, u basically a pariah in the gaming world. like russia at D-Day events, u just missing out on all the fun and action. so come join us and be a part of something epic, something legendary. we got dragons flying around, unicorns prancing in the meadows, and a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about. so what u waiting for? join now and be a part of the madness!

tajikHijabOutlawMC

Central Asia, conservative society, cultural norms, dress code, freedom of religion, government regulation, Headscarf, HUMAN RIGHTS, Islamic hijab, Muslim women, outlaw, religious attire, religious beliefs, religious discrimination., religious expression, religious freedom, religious persecution, tajikHijabOutlawMC, Tajikistan, unofficial ban, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	4297
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	22	Runes Activated:	4

Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft players! This server is so lit, it’s like Tajikistan outlawing the Islamic hijab after years of secretly hatin’ on it. But don’t worry, we ain’t hatin’ on no one’s style here, we’re all about that freedom to express yourself in the blocky world.

Join us for some crazy adventures, like riding pigs off cliffs and building giant statues of Steve with diamond armor. We’ve got mini-games that will make you laugh so hard, you’ll forget all about that hijab drama.

So come on, join us on this wild ride and let’s show the world that Minecraft is all about fun and freedom, just like Tajikistan finally realizing that banning the hijab was just plain silly. Let’s build, mine, and laugh together on this epic server!

ppl2lazy2walk100ft

#impatience, Behavior, car culture, convenience, Distance, Exercise, FITNESS, habits, health, Lazy, Lifestyle, Parking, Pedestrian, ppl2lazy2walk100ft, procrastination, sedentary, Time management, Transportation, urban living, Urban planning, Walking

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	1883
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	107	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
New Chunks Explored:	452067	Farms Harvested:	730
Star Shards Collected:	176	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we have magical flying pigs that poop out diamonds and rainbows. why walk when you can ride a giant chicken to your destination? our server is so lit that even the creepers are dancing to the beat of the music. plus, our moderators are actually unicorns in disguise, granting wishes and spreading glitter everywhere. don’t be a noob, join our server now and experience the most insane adventures of your life!

DerpyCraft Minecraft Server

Absurd, amusingly, awkward, awkwardly, clumsily, clumsy, Comical, DerpyCraft, dorky, EMBARRASSING, Foolish, foolishly, funny, goofy, humorously, inept, laughable, Ludicrous, Minecraft, Ridiculous, Server, silly, uncoordinated

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	7862
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Votes:	6190	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Elemental Crystals Collected:	95	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Runes Activated:	4
Mines Excavated:	2543	Dragon Scales Harvested:	235
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14

Trying to survive in the real world when you could be joining our Minecraft server instead! Why waste time adulting when you could be building epic castles, battling dragons, and riding pigs into battle? Our server is so lit, even the creepers are shaking in their pixelated boots. Join us and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). So what are you waiting for? Leave the real world behind and come join us for some blocky shenanigans!

CraftyCritterz – Pick your animal alter ego!

10. animal habitat, 11. animal survival, 12. animal intelligence, 13. animal perspective, 14. animal diversity, 15. animal welfare, 16. animal consciousness, 17. animal protection, 18. animal rights, 19. animal conservation, 2. animal spirit, 20. animal advocacy., 3. animal kingdom, 4. animal instincts, 5. wildlife experience, 6. animal behavior, 7. animal communication, 8. animal characteristics, 9. animal adaptation, Alter, animal, animal transformation, CraftyCritterz, Ego, Pick

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	3321
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Alien Abductions:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Buildings Constructed:	46	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Void Armor Forged:	17
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Crops Grown:	5082
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11

Are you tired of being a boring old human in Minecraft? Well, on our server, you can transform into any animal you want for a whole month! Want to be a majestic unicorn prancing through the forests? Done. How about a fire-breathing dragon terrorizing villages? No problem. The possibilities are endless on our server!

Join us now and experience the wildest animal adventures you’ve ever imagined. Who knows, maybe you’ll even discover a hidden talent for underwater basket weaving as a dolphin or become the king of the jungle as a lion. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to live out your wildest animal fantasies in Minecraft!

birb flu in mexico minecraft server

avian influenza, birb, bird flu, Diagnosis, Epidemic, flu, global health, H5N2, human case, Infectious Disease, mexico, Minecraft, outbreak, Poultry, Prevention, public health, respiratory illness, Server, Symptoms, Transmission, Treatment, Virus, Who, zoonotic disease

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	7332
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	192
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5

so like, u know how u always wanted to be a bird but like, not really? well now u can on our server! we got this crazy avian influenza A(H5N2) thing goin on that lets u turn into a bird in minecraft! fly around and poop on people’s builds, it’s a hoot! come join us and be the first human-bird hybrid in mexico, WHO confirmed it yo! fly high, my feathered friend, fly high.

toyaCheatzCraftz

Apology, Automotive Industry, Cheating, compliance, corporate responsibility, damage control, Emissions, Ethics, Japanese carmaker, Manufacturing, News, production halt, public relations, Quality Control, regulations, repercussions.., scandal, three models, toyaCheatzCraftz, Toyota, vehicle testing

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	1705
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	69
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	943
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Secret Passages Found:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3

so, like, this server is so lit, even Toyota is apologizing for not being able to keep up with our level of awesomeness. they had to halt production of three models just to try and catch up to how epic we are. join us and be part of the madness. who knows, maybe Toyota will start making Minecraft-themed cars just to try and impress us. come on, join the fun!