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Don’t be Hiding From Me Bro Minecraft SMP

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	4156
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	26	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Dragon Scales Harvested:	149	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where anything goes! Join us for a chance to show off your mad building skills and survive in a world filled with crazy adventures.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret. Legend has it that buried deep within our world is a treasure so valuable, it will make you richer than a diamond block! But beware, because the treasure is guarded by a gang of rapist homo thug black balls…or something like that. Can you outsmart them and claim the treasure for yourself?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most epic PvP battles you’ve ever seen. Fight against other players in intense battles where the winner takes all…including bragging rights and a fancy title like “King of the Creepers” or “Queen of the Ender Dragons.”

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the madness begin! Just remember, don’t be hiding from us bro, because we’ll find you and make sure you have a blast in our crazy world.

100 Dayz SMP

20k x 20k world, 3-hour limit, Chest Shops, Crafting, Custom Guns, daylight prep, equal shot, Friends, Grenades, Guns, Hardcore, hardcore survival, INFECTED, MCMMO, mutating zombies, play to win, Player Shops, PvE, PvP, rank up, Survival, THRIVING, zombies

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	9135
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Magic Items Found:	8163	Mythical Relics Collected:	10

[ – 100 Dayz SMP – ]

Survive solo or with friends. Craft guns, grenades, and more to fight the infected.

Play-to-win! No pay-to-win nonsense here. Utilize Chest GUI shops, rank up, and thrive!

With a 3-hour daily limit, there’s no grinding ahead. We all have lives, so everyone gets an equal shot at survival!

Think you’ve got what it takes? Join now and prove it!

hardcorezombiesurvival.com

Flash Before Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	4017
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Void Armor Forged:	16	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Star Shards Collected:	243
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Endless Night Skies:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where your wildest dreams come true…literally! Our server is so epic, it’ll make your dreams look like a snooze fest in comparison. Imagine building a castle made entirely out of rainbow-colored cheese, riding a llama into battle against a horde of evil chickens, or even taming a dragon and using it to fly to the moon for a cheeseburger.

But beware, because on this server, things can get a little weird. You might find yourself face-to-face with a talking cow who thinks it’s a ninja, or stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers. And don’t even get us started on the mysterious portals that lead to alternate dimensions where pigs rule the world and diamonds rain from the sky.

So why should you join our server? Because where else can you experience the insanity of a dream world brought to life, complete with flying pigs, ninja cows, and cheese castles? Trust us, once you step foot into our server, you’ll never want to leave…or wake up from this crazy dream come true!

”/CreeperCult – TNT Enthusiasts Minecraft SMP”

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	3867
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15
Astral Projections Made:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Emeralds Found:	5183	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans. Our official website is so lit, it’s practically on fire! And don’t even get me started on our schedule – it’s like a treasure map leading you to the ultimate gaming experience.

But wait, there’s more! Our Twitter is basically a comedy show in itself, with our characters dropping the most outrageous tweets you’ve ever seen. From Lia 鈴香アシェリア causing chaos to Utatane Nasa 転寝ナサ pulling off the most insane stunts, you won’t be able to stop laughing.

And let’s not forget about our unofficial archives – they’re like a secret vault of all the craziest moments that weren’t meant for the public eye. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the chaos that goes down in there.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride and become a part of the most epic Minecraft SMP in the universe. Who knows, you might even witness a llama riding a chicken while battling a horde of creepers. It’s that insane!

Bad Timing Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	706
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7

Are you tired of always having bad timing in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, bad timing is actually GOOD timing! That’s right, every time you think you’ve messed up, it’s actually just setting you up for an epic comeback story. Join us and embrace the chaos as you navigate through hilarious mishaps and unexpected twists that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. Trust us, on this server, bad timing is the best timing!

> tfw found good game but it’s dead/dying… Minecraft SMP

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	5934
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Magic Items Found:	4148	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Falling into the Void:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	29	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring, lifeless servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft SMP is anything but dead or dying! In fact, our server is so alive and thriving that even the zombies are doing the cha-cha slide in excitement.

Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop laughter as we navigate through the treacherous world of Minecraft. Our community is filled with hilarious characters, from a talking cow who gives out questionable advice to a villager who moonlights as a stand-up comedian.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret diamond mine hidden deep within the server, guarded by a pack of mischievous creepers who love to play pranks on unsuspecting players. Will you be brave enough to uncover its treasures?

So why waste your time on those boring servers when you could be joining us for the most outrageous, hilarious, and downright insane Minecraft experience of your life? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

Rhino SMP

#exciting, BUILD, Community, dynamic, Economy, Explore, Immersive, Minecraft, Plugins, Rhino SMP, Server, Survival, Trade, Unique, world

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	6325
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Mines Excavated:	1476
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	92

Welcome to Rhino SMP! Join our thriving economy-driven community, where you can build, explore, and trade your way to success. Our server features state-of-the-art plugins, ensuring a unique and immersive Minecraft experience. Come and be a part of our dynamic and exciting world

play.rhinosmp.com

✅✅SKYBARS❤️SURVIVAL❤️MINI-GAMES✅✅✅ Minecraft server

2b2t, Among us, Amongus, Anarchy, Ant Battle, battle arena, beach holidays, Bed wars, Bedwars, brawl stars, build battle, Casino, Castle Battle, Clan Wars, club, cs go, Deathrun, Egg wars, Fishing, Griefersky, Hide and seek, Hobo Survival, Hunger Games, Lucky blocks, Magic, Maniac, Mario Party, Mini Games, Mob Arena, Murdermystery, one block, Paintball, Parkour, pumping mobs, Quake, Shop, Sky Wars, SKYBARS, Skyblock, Skypvp, Skywars, Spleef, Survival, the hunger games, TNT Run, top best clans, trampolines, Weddings, work

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	967
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Animals Bred:	66

✨ SkyBars Minecraft server – from version 1.8 to the latest ✨

✅ — Get a free donation using the /free command

✅ — Popular modes: BedWars, SkyPvP, SkyWars, The Hunger Games, Griefersky, MurderMystery, AmongUS, Brawl Stars, 2b2t, Anarchy, Survival and Bum Survival

✅ — Clan wars, battle arena and top best clans

✅ — Statistics for the most successful players

✅ — Entertainment for every taste: parkour, trampolines, club, casino, pumping mobs, fishing, beach holidays, magic, work, weddings, shop, things of God and anti-cheat

✅ — Unique plugins developed by our programmers

✅ — Rare wipes and a world of donors without wipes

✅ — Secret Easter eggs, hidden gifts and secret places

✅ — Popular YouTubers often film on the server

⚡ Website: https://skybars.me

⚡ VKontakte: https://skybars.me/vk

⚡ Discord: https://skybars.me/discord

❤️ SkyBars is a cozy server with an experienced administration that ensures a comfortable game without lags. Beautiful buildings, unique plugins and a lot of entertainment await you. We have been working for more than 5 years and continue to delight players with high-quality gameplay!

MCRL1.SKYBARS.ME

Splintercel Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	9036
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Enchantments Applied:	211
Gods Slained:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Are you tired of being a regular Minecraft player? Do you dream of being a super sneaky, top-secret agent like Splintercel? Well, look no further, because on our server, you can live out your wildest spy fantasies! Sneak around like a ninja, gather intel on other players, and complete top-secret missions to become the ultimate Splintercel in the Minecraft world.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llama-riding warriors who battle it out in epic llama jousting tournaments. Ride your trusty llama into battle, armed with nothing but a carrot on a stick, and prove your worth in the ultimate test of skill and bravery.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a hidden treasure trove filled with rare and valuable items that only the most cunning and daring players can uncover. Will you be the one to discover the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny, or will you be left empty-handed and humiliated?

Join us on our server and embark on the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft. Who needs to be a regular player when you can be a Splintercel llama-riding treasure hunter extraordinaire? Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now!

Conservatives-rw'ers Minecraft SMP: Do You Think?

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	4598
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Divine Spears Created:	16	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	6566
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Alien Abductions:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone follows the rules and plays nice? Well, do we have the perfect SMP for you! Join our server where conservatives-rw’ers are the rulers and authority figures, and questioning them is not allowed!

But that’s not all, we also have a pro-corporation, pro-NATO, pro-Ukraine, and pro-Jewish agenda that will keep you on your toes and constantly questioning your beliefs. Who knew Minecraft could be so politically charged and controversial?

So come join us for a wild ride filled with power struggles, conspiracy theories, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Who knows what will happen next on our insane Minecraft SMP!