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Ramshackle VS Hypixel

2013, Adventure, BUILD, Community, Economy, Explore, friendship, Fun, Minecraft, nostalgic, PvE, Ranks, Relaxing, Retro, Rewards, Server, Social, spontaneous, Survival, Towny, unlockables, Vanilla

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	9746
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Dimension Hops:	0
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	38
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Hypixel	Ramshackle
Pros	Pros
Massive player base Multiple game modes Regular updates and events Professional server management	Small and friendly community Rewards for ranking up Relaxing gameplay Semi-vanilla experience
Cons	Cons
Can be overwhelming for new players Can be laggy during peak times Some games may have long queue times	Smaller player base Limited game modes and events Potential for less frequent updates

FAQ

What makes Hypixel stand out?

Hypixel is known for its massive player base, multiple game modes, and regular updates and events. It offers a professional server management experience.

Why choose Ramshackle over Hypixel?

Ramshackle offers a small and friendly community, rewards for ranking up, relaxing gameplay, and a semi-vanilla experience. It provides a more laid-back and nostalgic feel reminiscent of older Minecraft servers.

Crafty McLaughington’s LOLz Server

attractiveness, BETRAYAL, Cheating, controversial, Crafty, Demands, double standards, gossip, home wrecker, hook up, hot, Infidelity, lolz, Lust, McLaughingtons, morality, people, relationships, scandal, scandalous, seduction, Server, temptation, whore

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	8320
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Potions Brewed:	102
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	488
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	New Chunks Explored:	827246
Mythical Quests Completed:	27	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can join a community of players who are all secretly obsessed with a self-admitted home-wrecker whore! She may sleep 16 hours a day, but hey, who needs a stable relationship when you can have drama and chaos instead?

Join our server for the chance to win the heart of this demanding diva, who will keep you on your toes with her wild antics and outrageous demands. Who needs a boring, normal relationship when you can have a rollercoaster ride of emotions with our resident drama queen?

So come on, join our server and see if you have what it takes to keep up with this hot mess of a woman. Who knows, you might just find yourself in the middle of a scandalous love triangle that will make all your friends jealous!

Blocky Banter: Where Creepers are the only ones blowing up your inbox! #MinecraftMadness

advantages, Applications, banter, better suited, blocky, blowing, Circumstances, comparison, comparisons, Concrete, CREEPERS, Differences, disadvantages, Examples, Inbox, INSTANCES, long trail tags, MinecraftMadness, practical, Real World, Scenarios, Situations, Specific, tags, use cases

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	5768
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	9	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	34
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us for a wild ride where you can ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and even have dance parties with creepers! Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon is scared to come near us.

But wait, there’s more! We have secret treasure hunts, where you can find diamonds the size of your head and golden apples that make you invincible. And if you’re feeling brave, you can take on our custom boss mobs like the dreaded Chickenzilla or the terrifying Sheepnado.

So why settle for a boring old Minecraft server when you can join us for the adventure of a lifetime? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

chicken smp

Active players, Balanced Economy, chicken, Cracked, Custom Items, Custom Mobs, Daily, Jobs, No Premium, Premium, smp, Staff, Towny

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	1403
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Farms Harvested:	778	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16

Active players/Staff daily

135.181.112.253:25560

Welcome to BudderCraft! Where cheaters never prosper and toxicity is buttered away! Join us for Survival, Creative Plots, Skyblock & more!

animations, badlion client, bedrock, Beta, Bots, BudderCraft, bugs, buider, BUTTERED, Cheaters, combat system, Community, Competitive modes, console users, Creative, Development Team, Discord, Economy, Features, ip address, java, Join, Network, playtest, Plots, Plugin developer, policy, Prosper, skill level, Skyblock, Specified mods, strategy, Suggestions, Survival, Tower Defense, Toxicity, Update info, Updates

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	8994
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Magic Items Found:	8146	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Secret Passages Found:	7	Mythical Quests Completed:	21
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	17
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Villages Defended:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	BudderCraft
Features	Variety of feature-rich modes, strict prevention of cheating, friendly community
IP Address	play.buddercraft.net

FAQ

Question	Answer
Are there any banned mods on the server?	Mods like Badlion Client with specified allowed mods are permitted, but all other mods are prohibited.
Is joining the Discord server required?	While not required, it is highly recommended for updates, feedback, and server info.
What happens if I’m caught cheating on the server?	Any form of cheating will result in a permanent ban with no exceptions.
Are large scale farms allowed on the server?	No, large scale farms are strictly prohibited as they can ruin the economy and strategy of certain modes.
How often does the server update to the latest version?	The server always runs on the latest version, but updates may take a week or two after a new version releases.

GoatCraft: The Ultimate Minecraft Server – “Look at this goat!”

adorable, animal, cute, domesticated, farm animal, funny, Goat, goat appreciation, goat behavior, goat farm, goat gazing, goat lover, goat meme, goat owner, goat video, goat watching, GoatCraft, hilarious, Livestock, mammal, Minecraft, Server, Ultimate, viral goat

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	5024
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Elemental Crystals Collected:	68	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Towns Built:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6

Are you tired of boring old sheep in Minecraft? Well, on our server, we have GOATS! That’s right, adorable little goats bouncing around and causing chaos everywhere they go. Join us for the chance to ride a goat into battle or even start a goat farm to rule the server with your fluffy army.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and dance the night away. You never know when you might stumble upon this epic rave and join in on the fun.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, take a dive into our custom-built volcano dungeon filled with rare loot and dangerous enemies. Can you make it out alive with the legendary diamond pickaxe of doom?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other. And remember, don’t forget to feed the goats!

Crafty F*ckery: The Minecraft Server Where You Can Actually Get Laid

Commitment, Communication, compatibility, confusion, Connection, Crafty, desire, emotional, emotions, Fckery, feelings, Intimacy, Laid, love, Minecraft, Partnership, Passion, Physical, relationships, romance, Server, sex, Trust, Understanding, Vulnerability

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	1287
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Astral Projections Made:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Holy Grails Found:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Falling into the Void:	2

Are you tired of struggling to find love in Minecraft? Well, look no further because on our server, we guarantee you’ll find your pixelated soulmate! Our players have reported falling head over heels for their blocky crushes and building pixelated castles together. Who needs Tinder when you have our server to help you find love in the most unexpected places? Join now and start crafting your love story today!

Altimeria: Where Even the Noobs Can’t Resist the Crates and Daily Quests! Join Now and Rank up with Your Epic Skills!

Altimeria, Community, Crates, Creative, Daily, Dungeons, Economy, Epic, Events, Factions, Join, Minigames, Noobs, Other, Plugins, PvP, Quests, RANK, Ranks, Resist, Roleplay, Shops, Skills, Skyblock, Survival, Towns

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	4896
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	18	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Gods Slained:	0
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2

Altimeria Minecraft Server Overview

Discord	Join our Discord server
What is Altimeria?	Altimeria is a Minecraft SMP server with custom features such as world generation, items, mobs, daily quests system, vote ranking system, crates, Dynmap, and more!
IP	mc.altimeria.net

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is Altimeria currently in open beta?	Yes, Altimeria is currently in open beta but will soon transition to a dark fantasy lore based theme server.
What custom features does Altimeria offer?	Altimeria offers custom world generation, items, mobs, daily quests system, vote ranking system, crates, Dynmap, and more!
How can I unlock perks on Altimeria?	You can unlock perks by simply voting for the server, which is free to do. Additionally, there are crates and a Beta Lootbox with custom armor set.
Where can I find more information about Altimeria?	For more information, join our Discord server and stay updated on the latest news and features!

SpaceCraftSmp VS Hypixel

#exciting, 3d, Adventure, Backpack, Bosses, Challenges, Community, Customitems, Dungeons, Exploration, Fun, gameplay, Gems, Growing, Minecraft, multiplayer, odyssey, PvP, Raiding, Space, Survival, Survival Games, Unique

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	2001
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28
Meteorites Collected:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	46
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Falling into the Void:	1

Comparison between Hypixel and SpaceCraftSmp Minecraft servers

SpaceCraftSmp

Pros	Cons
Survival mode with unique features like gems, 3D backpack, dungeons, bosses, and over 40 custom items	May have a smaller player base compared to Hypixel
Constantly growing and adding new content	Not as well-known as Hypixel

Hypixel

Pros	Cons
One of the largest Minecraft servers with a huge player base	Can be overwhelming for new players
Offers a variety of game modes and minigames	Some game modes may be repetitive for some players

FAQ

Which server is better for unique survival gameplay?

SpaceCraftSmp would be a better choice for unique survival gameplay with features like gems, 3D backpack, dungeons, bosses, and custom items.

Which server has a larger player base?

Hypixel is known for having one of the largest player bases in the Minecraft community.

Which server is more beginner-friendly?

Hypixel may be overwhelming for new players due to its large number of game modes and minigames, while SpaceCraftSmp could be more beginner-friendly with its unique survival mode.

Which server is more popular?

Hypixel is more well-known and popular among Minecraft players, while SpaceCraftSmp may not have as large of a following.

LotusLand: Brits, Polys, & Boys, Oh My!

Africa, Belfast, Benefits, Boys, brit/pol/, Brits, Cash, China criticism, Covid inquiry, disabled people, Evri delivery driver, French beaches, gutter, human shields, humza yousaf, LotusLand, migrants, mp, murder investigation, Northern Ireland, parcels, Polys, Residents, safety fears, Salford torso inquiry, scotland, The lotus boys, tower block

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	8592
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Dragonkin Hatched:	2

🤣 Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as these headlines? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even Humza Yousaf resigned as Scotland’s first minister just to play here! Migrants using young children as ‘human shields’ on French beaches? That’s just our players trying to protect their diamond armor! Disabled people facing an end to monthly benefits cash? Not on our server, we pay you in emeralds! MP deported from Africa over China criticism? That’s nothing compared to the drama in our chat! Residents’ safety fears after return to tower block? Don’t worry, our admins are always watching out for creepers! Evri delivery driver caught throwing parcels into the GUTTER? That’s just our way of delivering loot to your doorstep! Northern Ireland part of Covid inquiry to open in Belfast? We’re too busy building epic castles to worry about viruses! Salford torso inquiry? More like finding hidden treasure in our murder mystery quests! Join now for a Minecraft experience like no other! 😉🎮 #BestServerEver