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SpoiledCraft: BIL Edition

bil, communication breakdown, confrontation avoidance, disrespectful attitude, disrespectful behavior., Edition, emotional drain, emotional exhaustion, entitled, family dynamic, family tension, financial responsibility, financial strain, household chores, household conflict, lack of support, living arrangements, living situation, long term houseguest, personal boundaries, SpoiledCraft, strained relationships

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	1447
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Star Shards Collected:	140	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Towns Built:	10	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your favorite reality TV show? Look no further! Our server is like living with your BIL who just won’t move out, except with creepers and zombies instead of dirty laundry.

Join our server and experience the thrill of constantly being ignored by your fellow players, just like how BIL ignores your requests to keep the bathroom window open. Watch as your virtual houseguests take advantage of your hospitality and refuse to clean up after themselves, just like BIL and his dirty clothes.

But wait, there’s more! Our server offers the ultimate challenge of dealing with entitled and arrogant players who think they can just mooch off of you forever. Experience the tension and strain of living with someone who just won’t leave, all while trying to maintain your sanity in a world filled with chaos.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your life choices and test your patience to the max, join us now! Who needs therapy when you can play on our server and experience the ultimate emotional rollercoaster?

RageQuitMinecraftSMP

annoyances, auditory, Frustration, Gaming, gaming annoyances, Gaming Community, gaming culture, gaming frustrations, gaming noises, gaming sounds, gaming triggers, irritating sounds, Pet Peeves, RAGE, RageQuitMinecraftSMP, SOUNDS, triggers, video game irritations, video game triggers, video games

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	1755
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	62	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	24
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Meteorites Collected:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	1

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously. It’s like, the most epic server ever, like everrrr. The admins are like, super cool and give out diamonds like candy, I swear. And the spawn area is like, a giant disco party with villagers breakdancing and creepers doing the macarena, it’s lit af.

But wait, there’s more. The PvP arena is actually a giant hot dog eating contest, and the winner gets a pet dragon that farts rainbows. And don’t even get me started on the shopping district, it’s like a mall but with llamas as security guards and parrots as cashiers. And the best part? The nether is actually a tropical beach with pigmen in hula skirts serving you drinks with little umbrellas in them.

So yeah, if you wanna join the most insane, wacky, and totally bonkers Minecraft SMP ever, hit me up for the IP. Trust me, you won’t regret it. It’s like, a rollercoaster of chaos and fun and memes and just pure awesomeness. See you there, my fellow blockheads!

BlockLifeChanger

big impact, BlockLifeChanger, butterfly effect, Decision making, impactful decisions, life changing, life changing moments, life-altering choices, minor choices, momentous decision, personal growth, pivotal choice, ripple effect, significant choices, small actions, small choices, small decision, transformative actions, turning point, unexpected outcomes

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	5271
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6

Join our Minecraft server and make the small decision to dig one block in a certain direction, and who knows what crazy adventures await you! One player dug down and found a hidden underground city filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. Another player accidentally punched a pig and it turned into a flying pig that now follows them around as a loyal companion. The possibilities are endless on our server, where even the smallest decisions can lead to life-changing moments! So come join us and see where your next block break will take you!

CraftyCanuck Minecraft Server

Allies, Canada, CraftyCanuck, Diplomacy, economic impact, export, foreign relations, Import, international trade, market access, Minecraft, NAFTA, negotiations, North America, Politics, protectionism, red states, RETALIATION, Server, Tariffs, trade war, Trump allies, united states

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	7067
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Mythical Swords Crafted:	34	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4

so like, u know how canada is all polite and stuff? well, they got a secret plan to start a trade war with red states and trump’s buddies. it’s gonna be like a battle royale but with trade deals and stuff.

join our minecraft server and be part of the action! build your own trade empire and take down your enemies with tariffs and sanctions. it’s gonna be epic, eh?

plus, we got a secret underground bunker where you can hide from the fallout of the trade war. trust us, you’re gonna need it when things get crazy.

so come on, eh? join our server and let’s show those red states and trump allies who’s boss in the world of trade wars. it’s gonna be a boot stompin’ good time, eh?

SudzhaNursingHomeRaid – TrappedUnderRubble

95 people, Attack, CASUALTIES, Conflict, crisis management., eastern europe, emergency response, Humanitarian Aid, international news, military commandant’s office, nursing home, rescue operation, rubble, russians, strike, Sudzha, SudzhaNursingHomeRaid, Tragedy, TrappedUnderRubble, Trapping, UKRAINIAN, War

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	2329
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	151
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Divine Spears Created:	17
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	24

join our minecraft server because we have russians striking nursing homes in sudzha but don’t worry, we’ll save you with our epic building skills and magical powers. 95 people trapped under rubble? no problem, we’ll just mine our way to victory and save them all. who needs the ukrainian military when you have us? come join the chaos and madness, where anything is possible and nothing makes sense. build, mine, and survive with us as we take on the craziest adventures and conquer the most absurd challenges. join now and be part of the most wacky and wild minecraft server ever created!

Booze Blues Busted | Tipsy Town

addiction, alcohol, alcoholism, BELIEF, Blues, booze, BUSTED, Buzz, coping mechanism, coping strategies, depression, emotional well being, heavy drinking, mental health, mental health research., mental health stigma, Mental Health Treatment, mental illness, mood, Pleasure, self-medication, study, substance abuse, tipsy, TOWN

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	1881
Rating:	4.9 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

so, like, u ever feelin down and just wanna get drunk to forget ur problems? well, guess what, this server is perfect for u! we got a study that says heavy drinkers with depression feel just as good as those without depression when they drink! so come on over and drown ur sorrows in our virtual bar, where the drinks are always flowin and the fun never stops! join us now for a wild ride of debauchery and questionable life choices!

The Crafty Table

Blazeandcave’s Advancements, Chat feelings, Community, Crafty, Creative World, Democracy, Discord, Dynmap, GSit, Hard reset, Lands, minecraft server, Multiverse, MVP vote, Planet MC, Plugins, Semi Vanilla, Shop, Survival, Table, unclaimed land, Worldguard

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	6934
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0

About TCT
IP: thecraftytable.com

Welcome to The Crafty Table! We are a small scale, semi-vanilla, survival server with our own creative world. Our community will welcome you with open arms.

We recently did a hard reset of our server for 1.21.1! Meaning there is plenty of unclaimed land to explore.

Our plugins:

Lands
Shop
Worldguard
Multiverse
Chat feelings
Gsit
Dynmap
BlazeandCaves Advancements

What makes us unique?

One of our biggest unique features is our democracy on the server. We allow our players a lot of influence over our world, from plugin suggestions and rules to expansions and our staffing team, if you have an opinion on what you would like to see change on the server our ears are open.

We host proposals through our Discord where you can put forward such changes which are then discussed and voted on by our community in our meetings at 8pm GMT on Saturdays.

We also host a monthly MVP vote for your chance to highlight outstanding players of TCT.

Key links:

Discord: https://discord.gg/mezpHTMq64
Dynmap: http://map.thecraftytable.com:25572/
Planet MC: https://www.planetminecraft.com/server/the-crafty-table-5086328/

TCT News: This weekend is our reset of our resetting overworld, desert and raid end!

FAQ

Question	Answer
What version is the server currently on?	We recently did a hard reset of our server for version 1.21.1.
When are your community meetings held?	Our community meetings are held on Saturdays at 8pm GMT.
How can I suggest changes for the server?	You can suggest changes through our Discord channel where proposals are discussed and voted on by the community.

Mystic Mines 1.20.3

1.20.3, action, Adventure, Ais Wallenstein, Anime, bell cranel, comedy, danmachi, Dungeon, FAMÍLIA, FANTASY, Gods, Hestia, Is It Wrong to Try to Pick Up Girls in a Dungeon, Labyrinth City, light novel, Mines, mystic, romance, RPG, We’re back bros

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	1443
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Meteorites Collected:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11

Yo, listen up! This Minecraft server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling evil mobs while wearing a tutu made of enchanted golden apples.

Our community is so lit, it’s like a party in the Nether with a bunch of dancing creepers.

And don’t even get me started on our custom plugins – they’re crazier than a chicken trying to ride a pig.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s conquer the blocky world together!

DadDrama Minecraft Server

#venting, Communication, Conflict Resolution, dad, dad’s fiancée, DadDrama, emotional boundaries, family, family drama, feeling unheard, Gratitude, hurt feelings, hurtful comments, Minecraft, movie night, parenting, phone addiction, relationships, Respect, Self-expression, Server, stepfamily dynamics, teenage emotions

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	5623
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Gods Slained:	0
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Farms Harvested:	549	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3

Are you tired of drama in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can escape all that nonsense and just have a good time building and exploring!

On our server, you won’t have to worry about your dad’s fiancée telling you to “check yourself” or dropping F-bombs on you. Instead, you’ll be surrounded by friendly players who just want to have fun and enjoy the game.

Plus, on our server, you won’t have to worry about missing out on family movie nights because your dad is glued to his phone. In fact, our server is so engaging that you won’t even want to look at your phone while playing!

So, if you’re looking for a drama-free, phone-free, and F-bomb-free environment to unwind and relax, then join our Minecraft server today! Who needs real life when you have a virtual world full of fun and adventure waiting for you?

BoyfriendFactCheckCraft

affordable connectivity program, aita, Argument, Boyfriend, BoyfriendFactCheckCraft, cancelation, Communication, communication breakdown, fact-checking, Frustration, funding, Gaslighting, Government, internet, Listening, misunderstanding, phone call, relationship, Technology, wikipedia

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	830
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
New Chunks Explored:	658767	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question reality? Look no further than our server, where the ACP (Affordable Connectivity Program) is still alive and kicking! Join us for a wild ride as we defy the laws of the internet and bring back a program that was cancelled by the government.

Immerse yourself in a world where logic and reason are thrown out the window, just like how my BF refuses to believe that the ACP is no longer a thing. Will you be the one to finally convince him that the program is gone, or will you join him in his quest to sign up for something that doesn’t exist?

With outrageous twists and turns at every corner, our Minecraft server will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew. So come on in and see if you have what it takes to navigate the chaos of the ACP (or lack thereof) on our server!