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The Marriage Minecraft SMP – SAVE thread – gf/wife/trib etc

Anon, bonus points, Bottom, damaged, Downloads, Favorite, gf, gfwifetrib, letter, Marriage, Minecraft, name.., Nice, pic, Relevant, Save, SAVED, Share, smp, Thread, Threads, trib, Wife

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	5376
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	19
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Dimension Hops:	0
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	677	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft SMPs? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you’ve ever saved another player’s girl from a virtual relationship gone wrong! Show off your conquests and let everyone know that you’ve got the hottest downloads in town.

Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, intrigue, and of course, epic Minecraft builds. Who knows, you might even run into someone you know and have to guess the first letter of their name based on their in-game girlfriend’s skin. It’s a virtual soap opera like no other!

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and show off your saved damsels in distress. Pic relevant, just think of it as a really nice bottom that you’ve successfully rescued! #SAVED 😂🔥👑

RageCraft: Instant Trigger

anger, annoyance, buttons pushed, emotions, Enrage, Frustration, hot-button issues, Incense, infuriate, INSTANT, irk, Irritation, Pet Peeves, provoke, quickest, RAGE, Ragecraft, temper, tick off, trigger, triggers, Upset, vex

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	7647
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Buildings Constructed:	50	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Gods Slained:	1	Towns Built:	7
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3

Join our Minecraft server and let our mischievous mobs constantly steal your diamonds, blow up your creations, and play pranks on you when you least expect it! We guarantee you’ll be raging in no time, but hey, isn’t that what makes the game more fun? Plus, rumor has it that our resident Ender Dragon has a wicked sense of humor and loves trolling players by teleporting them into random places. So if you’re looking for a server that will test your patience and make you question your sanity, look no further! Join us now for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem.

CreeperCraft Minecraft Server

activism, B.C, Canada, condemn, Condemnation, controversy, Creepercraft, cry, death to Canada, discrimination, extremism, freedom of speech, Government, Hate Speech, Leaders, Minecraft, nationalism, Politics, protest, public outcry, Rally, Server, Social Issues

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	8085
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	143	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Falling into the Void:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	New Chunks Explored:	344084
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0

so, like, you want a minecraft server that is like, totally off the wall crazy? well, look no further, cuz this server is like, the wildest ride you’ll ever go on in your life! we’ve got pigs that can fly, cows that can dance, and creepers that tell knock-knock jokes.

one time, a player built a giant statue of a potato that came to life and started singing show tunes. it was like, the most epic thing ever.

and don’t even get me started on the treasure hunts we have every week. players have to solve riddles, battle monsters, and navigate deadly traps to find the hidden loot. it’s like, the hunger games, but with more diamonds.

so come join us on this server, where the only rule is to have fun and let your imagination run wild. plus, we have free cookies at spawn. who could say no to that?

CrimeaCraft: From Flames to Urals

aggression, Conflict, Crimea, CrimeaCraft, Crisis, eastern europe, escalation, flames, Geopolitical, international relations, Invasion, Military, Politics, russia, SECURITY, SOVEREIGNTY, strategic bases, Tension, Territory, Ukraine, Urals, War

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	1622
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	4374
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	5165
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Towns Built:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Come join our epic Minecraft server where we reenact the fiery battle between Ukraine and Russia! Build your own strategic bases and set them on fire just like in real life! Watch as flames spread from Crimea to the Urals, creating chaos and destruction everywhere you go. Will you be the hero who saves the day or the villain who burns it all down? Join now and find out! Just remember, it’s all in good fun and no actual countries were harmed in the making of this server. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for some explosive gameplay!

Nerdy Squad Minecraft Server

awkward, awkwardly charming, Characters, comedic, dorky, eccentric, endearing, funny, geeky, goofy, Humorous, lovable, lovably dorky, Minecraft, nerdy, oddball, offbeat, quirky, Server, silly, socially awkward, socially inept, squad

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	3352
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	26
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Dragons Tamed:	2
Votes:	3759	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with basic players? Look no further, because our server is home to the dorkiest characters you’ll ever meet! From nerdy zombies who quote Shakespeare to skeletons who wear glasses and debate the meaning of life, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

Join us for epic quests where you’ll team up with a group of quirky villagers to defeat a giant chicken boss who is terrorizing the land. Or participate in our weekly dance-off competitions where the winner gets a crown made out of diamonds (and bragging rights, of course).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Pigman King, who is rumored to have a secret stash of enchanted bacon hidden deep within his castle. Will you be brave enough to challenge him and claim the bacon for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and meet the dorkiest characters in all of Minecraft! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but it’ll be hilarious either way).

Country Minecraft SMP Happen

Canada, citizenship, Country, culture, customs, Differences, Diversity, expat, Foreign, Global, happen, Identity, immigration, International, Minecraft, Multiculturalism, Nationality, North America, Relocation, smp, society, Traditions, travel

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	9140
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Holy Grails Found:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is filled with crazy Canadians causing chaos at every turn! Join us for a wild ride as this couple from Canada takes over the server with their maple syrup-fueled shenanigans. From building igloos in the desert to riding moose into battle, you never know what to expect next on this wacky Minecraft SMP. So come join us and experience the true north strong and free…in Minecraft form!

DoggyDaycare Minecraft Server

Argument, babysitter, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, Confrontation, consequences, Decision making, discipline, dog, DoggyDaycare, Expectations, Kids, Minecraft, misunderstanding, night out, not paying, parenting, payment, Pets, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, Trust

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	1564
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Soul Contracts Signed:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride that’s crazier than a babysitter bringing a surprise dog to your house!

Forget about boring old servers, on our server, you never know what unexpected surprises await you. Will you stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds? Or maybe you’ll encounter a group of llamas throwing a party in the desert biome.

Just like this babysitter, our server will keep you on your toes and leave you questioning everything. Join now for a gaming experience that’s more unpredictable than a toddler on a sugar rush!

NoApologiesMC

acceptance, Apology, Assumptions, bullying, Closure, Communication, Confrontation, discrimination, Empathy, false accusations, grudges, high school reunion, Homophobia, LGBTQ, misunderstanding, NoApologiesMC, reconciliation, Rumors, senior year, tolerance

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	8641
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Chimeras Created:	4	Astral Projections Made:	1

Are you tired of high school drama following you around like a clingy ex? Join our Minecraft server and leave all that behind! Our server is a drama-free zone where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content without any accusations of spreading rumors about someone’s sexuality.

We promise that no one will confront you at our virtual reunions demanding apologies for things you didn’t do. Plus, we have epic quests, insane challenges, and secret treasures waiting to be discovered. So why waste your time dealing with high school grudges when you can join our server and have a blast with fellow gamers who just want to have fun?

Don’t let the Ivans of the world bring you down – join our server and let your creativity run wild! Who knows, you might even find a hidden diamond mine that will make you richer than your high school nemesis ever dreamed of. So what are you waiting for? Join now and leave the drama behind!

PixelPeenPalace

attraction, Boundaries, Communication, consent, digital communication, emotions, female perspective, Intimacy, male perspective, Men, modern dating, nudes, online dating, PixelPeenPalace, privacy, reddit, relationships, Respect, sexting, sexting culture, sexting etiquette

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	7437
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6361	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6
Divine Spears Created:	23	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	18

Are you tired of receiving nudes from women who just don’t understand the true art of seduction? Look no further, because on our Minecraft server, you’ll receive nudes from our pixelated princesses that will make your blocky heart skip a beat! Join us for a wild ride filled with steamy pixelated passion and scandalous blocky affairs. Who needs real-life nudes when you can have Minecraft nudes that will leave you questioning your reality? Join now for a truly unforgettable experience!

ParanoidPutin’sMCServer

abandons, authoritarian, Black sea, control, Corruption, Destroys, dictator, Government, Growing, leadership, luxury, oligarchy, PARANOIA, ParanoidPutinsMCServer, Politics, power, putin, russia, SECURITY, villa, wealth

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	4897
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	12	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

come join our minecraft server where putin has abandoned his black sea villa because he heard about our epic builds and crazy pvp battles! he was so paranoid about missing out on the fun that he just left it all behind and now it’s up for grabs! imagine looting putin’s secret stash of diamonds and gold while dodging his angry guards who are still patrolling the area! it’s a wild ride full of danger and excitement, so hop on and join us for the adventure of a lifetime!