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SkyHighPilotMinecraftSMP

air travel, aircraft, airline pilot, Airplane, Aviation, Aviation (Industry), aviation enthusiasts, aviation technology, cockpit, commercial pilot, flight crew, flying, pilot career, Pilot License, pilot lifestyle, pilot profession, pilot skills, pilot training, Pilots, private pilot, SkyHighPilotMinecraftSMP

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	1209
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	198
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Animals Bred:	39
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Magic Wands Crafted:	18
Void Armor Forged:	29	Goblin Markets Raided:	5

Welcome to the wackiest Minecraft SMP out there! Our server’s gimmick is that we are all pilots…in Minecraft! That’s right, we fly around in our virtual planes and helicopters, causing chaos and mayhem wherever we go.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of skydiving into a pool of lava, or if you’ve ever dreamed of crashing a plane into your friend’s house (don’t worry, we have insurance for that). Our community is filled with daredevils and adrenaline junkies who are always up for a good time.

But be warned, our pilots have been known to engage in epic dogfights in the sky, so make sure you have your flying skills honed to perfection before joining. So buckle up, put on your aviator goggles, and get ready for the ride of your life on our pilot-themed Minecraft SMP!

SisterSnubbedCraft

communication breakdown, driving responsibilities, family communication, family dynamics, family expectations, high school drama, parent involvement, school commute, school pick up, sibling conflict, sibling relationships, sibling resentment, sibling responsibilities, sibling rivalry, sibling transportation, SisterSnubbedCraft, teenage attitude, teenage behavior, teenage entitlement, teenage rudeness

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	276
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Zombie Dances:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Runes Activated:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of high school siblings and dive into a world of blocks and adventures! Join us for outrageous fun and insane stories that will make you forget all about driving your sister to school.

On our server, you can build your own epic creations and explore a vast world filled with surprises. No need to worry about rude siblings asking you to move your car to the front of the school – here, the only thing you’ll be moving is blocks to build your dream castle.

So come join us and leave the high school drama behind. Who needs to deal with annoying sisters when you can be the master of your own Minecraft universe? Join now and let the fun begin!

RuskiRouletteCraft

aggression, battlefield, bold move, Conflict, Crisis, eastern europe, escalation, foreign policy, Geopolitics, incursion, international relations, Invasion, military intervention, military strategy, political risk, RuskiRouletteCraft, russia, security concerns, Territory, Ukraine, War

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	5839
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Ores Mined:	3056	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Holy Grails Found:	4

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where the stakes are high and the battles are intense? Well, look no further because this server is like Ukraine gambling on an incursion deep into Russian territory – bold and game-changing!

Join us for epic battles where you can show off your PvP skills and conquer new territories like a true warrior. Build your own base and defend it from enemy raids, just like Ukraine taking on the Russian forces.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with crazy events and challenges that will test your Minecraft skills to the limit. From parkour races to treasure hunts, there’s never a dull moment on this server.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and be part of the action-packed adventure that will leave you on the edge of your seat. Who knows, you might even become the next legendary player to change the battlefield of this Minecraft world!

PeakValleyOrchestra

classical, COMPOSITION, conductor, CRESCENDO, crescendo and diminuendo, dynamics, Earth, emotional, Greatest, Harmony, instrumental, instrumentation, Majestic, Melody, Music, orchestral compositions, Peaks, PeakValleyOrchestra, Powerful, Symphony, Valleys

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	4555
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Divine Scrolls Written:	22
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Dimension Hops:	13	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1

come join our minecraft server and experience the wildest rollercoaster ride of your life! our world is like a symphony of epic proportions, with mountains and valleys that will make your heart race faster than a creeper on the loose!

we have secret caves filled with treasures beyond your wildest dreams, guarded by mystical creatures that will test your bravery and cunning.

build your own empire and conquer the land, or team up with other players to take on epic quests and challenges that will push your skills to the limit.

come join us and be part of the most epic adventure in minecraft history! who needs orchestral compositions when you have our server to rock your world?!

Glimmer Shores: Where PVP is just a friendly way to say hello! Version 1.21 available for all you rock dwellers.

Adventure, bedrock edition, Claims, Community, COMMUNITY SERVER, Discord, discord community, DWELLERS, Events, Friendly, Glimmer, imagination, java edition, Minecraft, Playground, PvP, Rock, Safe, Semi Vanilla, server ip, Shops, Shores, Survival, trade system, update, Vanilla, Version, Welcoming

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	7599
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Emeralds Found:	4042	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

Welcome to Glimmer Shores!

At Glimmer Shores, we’re more than just a server; we’re a vibrant community dedicated to creating a safe, welcoming space for everyone to explore, build, and connect. Our server is constantly updated with the latest Minecraft features, ensuring an ever-evolving playground for your imagination.

🎉 Community First! Our dedicated Discord community is the heart of Glimmer Shores. Here, you can meet like-minded players, showcase your creations, and stay in the loop with server news and exclusive events. It’s the perfect place to share, learn, and grow with others who share your passion for Minecraft.

🚀 Ready to elevate your Minecraft experience? Join us at Glimmer Shores today! Adventure awaits!

Server Info

Version	1.21
Gamemode	Survival
Features	🏠 Claims 🛒 Shops 🔄 Trade System

Java IP: Glimmershores.net Bedrock IP: 51.81.13.122:19132

🌐 Community: Join our Discord: discord.gg/3gfCGqkeUt

FAQ

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	You can join using the Java IP: Glimmershores.net or the Bedrock IP: 51.81.13.122:19132
What version of Minecraft does the server support?	The server supports Minecraft version 1.21 and is available on both Java and Bedrock editions.
What are some of the features available on the server?	Some of the features include claims, shops, and a trade system for players to enjoy.

ImperialCraft Minecraft Server

American imperialism, ImperialCraft, imperialism, imperialism analysis, imperialism consequences, imperialism control, imperialism criticism, imperialism debate, imperialism domination, imperialism effects, imperialism history, imperialism impact, imperialism in America, imperialism in the United States, imperialism in the US, imperialism influence, imperialism power, Minecraft, Server, United States imperialism, us foreign policy, US imperialism, US interventionism

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	8918
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mines Excavated:	3761	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	57
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Magic Wands Crafted:	22
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Enchantments Applied:	239
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Come join our server where you can fight against US imperialism in a virtual world! Build your own anti-imperialist base, recruit an army of llamas to overthrow the capitalist pigs, and unleash chaos with our custom-made TNT cannons that shoot freedom and justice for all! Join now and be part of the revolution against the oppressive forces of US imperialism in Minecraft!

ProudlyJaponipSMPimpuc

90kg, ethnic korean, EURO, half, japonip, judo, Legit, lmfao, MEDAL, murao, orimpuc, Performance, Prideful, ProudlyJaponipSMPimpuc, silver

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	7720
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Falling into the Void:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Potions Brewed:	64	Endless Mazes Solved:	1

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as Murao winning a silver medal in judo while being half euro and half Korean? Look no further, because our server is the perfect blend of chaos and hilarity! Join us for epic battles, crazy builds, and a community that’s as diverse as Murao’s heritage. Who knows, you might even discover your own hidden talent for judo while playing on our server. So come on, join us and let’s create some legendary moments together!

DadDont@MeCraft

Assertiveness, Boundaries, co parenting, Communication, Conflict Resolution, custody, DadDontMeCraft, dinner plans, Divorce, driving at night, family dynamics, family relationships, father daughter relationship, INDEPENDENCE, parental expectations, parenting, senior in high school, teenage autonomy, teenage independence, weekend plans, weekend visitation

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	6555
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	6
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Potions Brewed:	190

Are you tired of dealing with divorced parent drama in real life? Well, do we have the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and leave all that family drama behind!

On our server, you can build your own virtual family with other players who understand the struggle of divorced parents. Need to vent about your dad’s unreasonable demands? We’ve got players who will listen and support you through it all.

Plus, we have a special “Drama-Free Zone” where you can relax and unwind without any family drama creeping in. Build your dream house, explore new worlds, and make lifelong friends who will always have your back.

So why wait? Join our server now and say goodbye to real-life family drama. Your virtual family is waiting for you!

TelemarketerTerror Minecraft SMP

annoyance, Boundaries, Cold Calling, Communication, customer service, Ethics, Etiquette, Frustration, Harassment, Manners, Minecraft, morality, patience, personal space, phone calls, Professionalism, Respect, rudeness, sales tactics, smp, telemarketers, TelemarketerTerror, telemarketing industry

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	8381
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Runes Activated:	7

Are you tired of being harassed by telemarketers while you’re trying to build your epic Minecraft empire? Join our SMP and unleash your pent-up frustration on virtual telemarketers instead! We have a special mini-game where you can prank call them back and make them listen to your best creeper impression. Plus, our community is filled with hilarious pranksters who will keep you entertained for hours on end. So come join us and let’s show those pesky telemarketers who’s boss in the world of Minecraft!

BlockyChildhoodTrauma

adulting, BlockyChildhoodTrauma, childhood innocence lost, childhood trauma, confronting the past, disturbing memories, dysfunctional family dynamics, emotional scars, healing journey, hidden trauma, hindsight, introspection, mental health, personal growth, psychological impact, realization, repressed memories, Self Discovery, suppressed emotions, Therapy, toxic upbringing

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	5810
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Star Shards Collected:	103	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	20
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	19

Remember that time you thought it was totally normal for your parents to tell you that the tooth fairy was actually a tiny goblin who stole your teeth to build his castle? Yeah, turns out that was pretty messed up. But hey, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s just as wild and wacky as your childhood memories, then you’ve come to the right place!

Join our server and embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted unicorn that poops out enchanted golden apples. Build your own castle made entirely out of rainbow-colored blocks and defend it from an army of evil chickens wearing top hats. And don’t forget to watch out for the lava-filled moat that’s home to a family of friendly but slightly aggressive creepers.

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience that’s equal parts bizarre and hilarious, then come join us on our server. Just be prepared for some seriously messed up childhood flashbacks along the way!