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| Players: | 110/700 | Votes: | 3961 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 2 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 5 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 2 | Living Statues Befriended: | 1 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 2 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 4 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 4 | Void Gems Collected: | 12 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 | Rune Stones Activated: | 3 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 4 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 29 |
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Smug Motherfucker, a mysterious player who can build an entire castle out of dirt in under 30 seconds. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a build battle, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.
And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, why not take a dip in our lava-filled swimming pool or try your luck at our parkour course that’s suspended in the sky? Just make sure to bring your diamond armor and a bucket of water, because things tend to get a little… explosive.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft experience of your life. Just remember to watch out for the Smug Motherfucker – he’s always watching.
