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| Players: | 97/900 | Votes: | 7119 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 1 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 1 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 3 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 6 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 7 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 5 | Horror Stories Survived: | 2 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 2 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 5 |
| Potions Brewed: | 58 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 7 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 2 |
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from all the sucky lollipops and cheek-pinching aunts in your life! Join us and build your own virtual world where no one will treat you like a baby brother, unless you want them to (we don’t judge).
On our server, you can be a grown adult without anyone questioning your maturity. No more worries about being called a “growing boy” or having to eat gross lollipops just to please someone else. Let your creativity run wild and show off your building skills without anyone telling you how much you look like your older brother.
So come on over and join us for a fun and hilarious adventure in Minecraft, where you can be the master of your own destiny and leave all the babying behind. Trust us, it’s way better than dealing with family drama and guilt trips. Let’s build some epic structures and have a blast together!
