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WalmartWarriorCraft

aita, Assistance, CHIVALROUS, customer service, Defending, Gender Roles, Help, labor policy, moral responsibility, OBLIGATION, on break, pregnant woman, Pregnant Women, public interactions, rude behavior, social norms, societal expectations, walmart employee, WalmartWarriorCraft, workplace etiquette

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	4638
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Potions Brewed:	158
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	298	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Holy Grails Found:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Ores Mined:	6480	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5

Are you tired of dealing with entitled pregnant women at Walmart? Well, join our Minecraft server where pregnant women can’t demand help from players on their break! Our server is full of chivalrous players who will only help you if you ask nicely and respect their boundaries. Plus, if you encounter any entitled individuals, you can just walk away without any judgment from us! Join now and leave the drama at the door (or at the end of the aisle)!

PandemicPickle – Minecraft SMP

economic impact, health concerns, hybrid learning, mask mandates, mental health, Minecraft, new normal, ongoing changes, pandemic effects, PandemicPickle, post-pandemic, pre-pandemic, remote work, return to normal, school closures, smp, social distancing, societal shifts., supply chain disruptions, travel restrictions, vaccination rates, virtual events, work from home

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	3980
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46	Potions Brewed:	114
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	58
Alien Abductions:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion in a TNT factory? Look no further, because our server is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with more drama than a soap opera in the Nether.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and accidentally turned their entire base into a giant statue of a potato. And that’s not even the craziest thing that’s happened here! We’ve had players ride pigs off cliffs, build secret underground lairs filled with llamas, and even start a sheep rebellion against the cows.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mysterious creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Some say it’s a glitch, others say it’s a curse, but one thing’s for sure – you won’t find anything like it anywhere else.

So come on, join us and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get up to on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!

CompliCraft: Best Praise Ever!

Admiration, affirming remarks, appreciation, best compliment ever, CompliCraft, encouraging remarks, flattering comment, genuine compliment, heartfelt praise, inspiring words, kind words, lovely feedback, memorable praise, nicest compliment, positive feedback, praise, received compliment, supportive comments, sweet words, touching words, uplifting words, warm compliments

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	5839
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Villages Defended:	6
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3

Oh, honey, let me tell you about the most epic compliment I ever got! So I was playing on this Minecraft server and someone told me my pixelated avatar looked like a majestic unicorn riding a rainbow while eating a diamond-encrusted cupcake. Can you believe that?! I knew right then and there that this server was the place to be for all the cool kids. Join us and bask in the glory of compliments that will make your virtual heart swell with pride!

Biden’s Bombastic Minecraft Server

arms sales, Biden administration, Bidens, Bombastic, Conflict Resolution, Defense, defense budget, defense industry, defense partnership, eastern europe, foreign policy, geopolitical strategy, glide bombs, international relations, Joint Standoff Weapon, JSOW, military aid, military equipment, military support, Minecraft, national security, security assistance, Server, Ukraine

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	5883
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Farms Harvested:	767	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5

so, like, this server is like, the bomb, literally! we got $375 million worth of security assistance, like, what even is that? we got these American Joint Standoff Weapon glide bombs, like, whoa, that’s some serious firepower, bro. imagine, like, blowing up creepers and zombies with these bad boys, it’s gonna be epic! join now and be part of the most explosive Minecraft server ever! boom!

TrudeauCraft2021

Canada, Canada Politics, Canadian government, Canadian Leader, Canadian News, Canadian Parliament, Canadian politics, Canadian Politics Update, Canadian Prime Minister, Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau, Confidence Motion, Confidence Vote, Government, justin trudeau, Parliament, PM Trudeau, POLITICAL CRISIS, Politics, Survives, TrudeauCraft2021, Vote of No Confidence

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	1496
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Secret Passages Found:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	186
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4

so like, u know how canada has a prime minister named trudeau? well, he like totally survived a vote of no confidence on this server! it was crazy, like all the players were voting and stuff, but trudeau was just like nah bro, i got this. so if u wanna be part of a server where even the prime minister can survive a vote of no confidence, then u gotta join us! plus, we have like the best pixel art of maple syrup and beavers, it’s lit fam. come join the fun and see if u can survive a vote of no confidence too!

Mobility Challenged Warriors

ancient civilizations, ancient Italy, ancient societies, Archaeological Findings, bioarchaeology, challenged, cultural beliefs, debate, disability, disabled individuals, grave site, historical perspective, INDIVIDUALS, limited mobility, Mobility, mobility limitations, physical limitations, societal norms, society, views on disability, warrior class, warrior status, Warriors

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	8017
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Animals Bred:	130	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15

Yo, u gotta join dis Minecraft server cuz we got warriors rollin’ around like they own the place, even if they got limited mobility! Imagine tryna fight off creepers and zombies with just one leg, that’s some next level skills right there. Plus, we got ancient Italy vibes goin’ on, so you can pretend you’re a gladiator or somethin’. Who needs full mobility when you got mad PvP skills, amirite? So come join us and show off your disability warrior swag, it’s gonna be lit!

♐SmiteGame♐ANARCHY,GRIEFER,CASES FOR EVERYONE❤️ Minecraft server

1.16, 1.20.4, Anarchy, Auctions, Buyer, Cases, Clans, Donations, Economy, Events, Free Donations, Grief, griefer, Jobs, lags, Large Online, Minecraft, No Dupe, No Private, Optimized, Ping, Pirate, PvP, Rewards, Server, SMITEGAME, Store, Survival, VKGROUP

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	2863
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	26
Magic Items Found:	2369	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Void Armor Forged:	19
Towns Built:	7	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3

Our IP: mc.smitegame.io

Our VK group: vk.com/smitegame

The optimal version for the game is 1.20.4

You can enter from versions: 1.16-1.20.4

Good optimized server without lags, low ping, well-developed economy (jobs, buyer, store, auctions, various rewards).

The server has a large number of events that occur automatically every day at a specified time (More details – /events).

Come in and see everything with your own eyes!

mc.smitegame.io

HardcoreSMP: Where death is just a minor inconvenience! v1.21.2

#dare, Anarchy, Challenges, Cheats, Community, death, Difficulty, Discord, Endurance, Forge, Griefing, Hardcore, hardcoresmp, INCONVENIENCE, java, Join, Legends, Minecraft, MINOR, PvP, resurrect, Skills, Survival, teamwork, V1.21.2, Website

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	5636
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	20
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Mythical Swords Crafted:	65	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	8

Welcome to HardcoreSMP
Founded: 2011
Difficulty: Hardcore
Death-Ban: Until Friday midnight UTC

Overview:

HardcoreSMP is where legends are forged and the weak are weeded out. It’s the ultimate test of skill, wits, and endurance with PvP and griefing fully allowed. Can you thrive in a world where danger lurks at every corner?

FAQ: Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
What is HardcoreSMP?	HardcoreSMP is a Death-Ban server where players are banned upon death until Friday midnight UTC.
Is PvP allowed?	Yes, PvP and griefing are fully allowed on the server.
Can players team up?	Yes, forming alliances with other players can be advantageous for survival.
Are cheats/hacks allowed?	No, cheats/hacks are not allowed on the server. It is not an Anarchy server.
What happens if a player dies?	Players are banned until Friday midnight UTC, giving them a chance to resurrect.
Are there additional worlds?	Yes, there is a Graveyard server for death-banned players to continue playing.

Life’s Minecraft Server: Non-Trans Thoughts

born female, Character, Childhood, childhood environment, desire, Environment, Factors, FEMCEL, Friends, gender, hypothetical, Life, Lifes, male vs female socialization, Minecraft, nontrans, Personality, personality traits, Server, social recluse, socialization, thought experiment, Thoughts

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	1192
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Emeralds Found:	6389
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Crops Grown:	5873
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Join our Minecraft server and experience a whole new world where gender doesn’t matter and everyone is just here to have a good time!

Imagine if you were born a female in Minecraft, would you still have zero friends? Would you be a social recluse or a “femcel”? Well, on our server, you can be whoever you want to be and make as many friends as you like!

We have insane stories of players who have transformed themselves into powerful female warriors, leading epic battles against dragons and saving the entire server from destruction.

So come on, join us and let your imagination run wild in a world where anything is possible, even changing your gender and living your best life in Minecraft!

>Dude lets just make the villain Imorten… Minecraft SMP

amazing CG, ape tribe, cg, dog shit, Fury Road, gtdude, hate, Imorten Joe, Imorten.., Lets, Minecraft, Nova, outdated graphics, pixar, planet, planet of the apes, Reboot, sex slave, Show, smp, toy story 3, trilogy, TV movie, Villain

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	8149
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Votes:	6852	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Ores Mined:	5450
Endless Night Skies:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we have the most epic villain Imorten Joe from Fury Road causing chaos and mayhem! Join us as we embark on crazy adventures and battle against this ruthless foe.

But wait, there’s more! We have a whole tribe of apes roaming around, adding a wild twist to our server. And don’t worry, we definitely didn’t mean to imply that any of our human women are sex slaves named Nova – it’s just a coincidence, we swear!

And let’s not forget about our amazing graphics that will make you feel like you’re playing in a Pixar movie from the 90s. Who needs fancy CG when you can have that nostalgic feel, right?

So come join us on our server and experience the insanity for yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but that’s part of the fun)!