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Players: | 93/400 | Votes: | 3992 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 20 |
Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 3 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 33 |
Wyrmholes Dug: | 4 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 27 |
Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 |
Goblin Markets Raided: | 6 | New Chunks Explored: | 161436 |
Cursed Amulets Found: | 4 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 47 |
Imagine a world where your in-game character sleeps on a couch because they can’t afford a bed. That’s the reality of our server, where we teach valuable life lessons about budgeting and priorities.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with players who work 2 days a week and still struggle to pay rent. It’s like a virtual reality version of your brother-in-law’s life!
So if you’re ready to experience the thrill of choosing between a bed and a theme park trip, join our server now! Who needs roller coasters when you can have a good night’s sleep, am I right?