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VINDICATING THE BLACKPILL: Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	4957
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Potions Brewed:	105	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Demon Skulls Collected:	16	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Epic Quests Completed:	22	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2

Hey gamers, welcome to the most epic Minecraft server in existence! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– We have a secret potion that turns your character into a flying pig with laser eyes. Who wouldn’t want that kind of power? – Our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls. They take their job very seriously. – Rumor has it that there’s a hidden diamond mine deep within the server that is guarded by a dragon made entirely of cheese. Can you find it? – We host weekly build battles where the winner gets a real-life golden pickaxe delivered to their doorstep. Just imagine the envy of all your friends! – And last but not least, we have a legendary player known as the Blackpill Wizard who will bestow upon you the ultimate wisdom of the Minecraft universe. Trust me, you won’t find this kind of enlightenment anywhere else.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most insane Minecraft adventure of your life!

Pepe Minecraft SMP Exchange

exchange, Minecraft, Pepe, smp

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	3844
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Star Shards Collected:	164
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is “Take a pepe, leave a pepe!” Why pepe, you ask? Well, legend has it that the rarest pepe in all of Minecraft can be found on our server. It’s said to grant you three wishes, but only if you can catch it first!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the infamous Pepe Gang, a group of mischievous players who roam the land causing chaos and spreading memes wherever they go. If you can prove your meme prowess, you might just earn a spot in their ranks.

And if you’re feeling brave, you can venture into the Pepe Mines, a treacherous underground labyrinth filled with rare ores and dangerous mobs. Rumor has it that the fabled Pepe Diamond can be found deep within its depths, but only the bravest and most meme-savvy players dare to seek it out.

So come join us on our crazy Minecraft adventure, where pepe reigns supreme and anything is possible! Just remember – take a pepe, leave a pepe, and prepare for the meme-iest journey of your life!

ShoeShenanigans Minecraft Server

Boundaries, clean floors, cleanliness, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, dirty socks, Etiquette, friendship boundaries, Friendship Dynamics, house rules, houseguest behavior, Minecraft, no shoes policy, personal hygiene, personal space, respecting wishes, Server, shoe etiquette, Shoes, ShoeShenanigans, social norms

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	2168
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have a strict no shoes policy just like that one friend who can’t seem to clean his floors! But don’t worry, our virtual floors are always sparkling clean, so you can roam around barefoot without fear of dirty socks.

Join us for the ultimate barefoot adventure, where you can build, mine, and explore without the hassle of shoes. And if you ever feel like putting on some virtual shoes, just remember that our friend from the story will be there to judge you for not respecting his wishes.

So come on over and join our server, where the only thing dirtier than your socks will be the outrageous stories we make up to keep you entertained!

DoggyDutyGoneWrong

acknowledgment, anger, Apology, baby, Communication, Conflict, dog, DoggyDutyGoneWrong, family, feelings, hormones, Hospital, hostility, in-laws, Instructions, Labor, mistreatment, Perfectionist, sister, stress, Trust

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	2634
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ores Mined:	4910	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Enchantments Applied:	190	Magic Crystals Found:	12
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Astral Amulets Crafted:	23	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3

Are you tired of dealing with drama and hostility in your everyday life? Then come join our Minecraft server, where the only drama you’ll find is whether to build a house out of diamonds or emeralds!

Our server is the perfect escape from real-life family feuds and misunderstandings. No more getting yelled at for leaving a safety harness on a puppy for a few extra minutes – here, the only thing you’ll be yelled at for is not building a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano!

Join us and leave behind the stress and hormones of the real world. Build epic structures, go on quests with your friends, and never worry about being called lazy or unreliable again (unless you forget to feed your virtual pet pig, of course).

So come on over to our server and leave the negativity behind. Who needs real family drama when you can have virtual adventures and fun? Plus, our in-game babies are way cuter than real babies – just saying!

BlockyBlasts: BestGamesTop10

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	1006
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Animals Bred:	139
Magic Items Found:	4282	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Runes Activated:	7	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Are you tired of boring old video games that don’t make you laugh until you cry? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We have created a world where pigs can fly, cows can dance, and creepers tell knock-knock jokes. Join us for epic adventures, hilarious quests, and the chance to ride a llama into battle against a horde of evil chickens. Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never look at video games the same way again!

BoomCraft: Mossad vs Hezbollah

#covert operations, #intelligence agency, black ops, BOOMCRAFT, Conspiracy, CounterTerrorism, Espionage, foreign affairs, hezbollah, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, military tactics, Months in Advance, Mossad, national security, Planted Explosives, secret missions, SECURITY, strategic planning, Taiwan-made Devices, Terrorism

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	2163
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Void Armor Forged:	22
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	215

Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this epic Minecraft server, bro! Why, you ask? Well, lemme tell ya a little story. So, like, one time, Mossad planted explosives in Hezbollah’s Taiwan-made devices, right? And, like, it was months in advance, man! Can you believe it? So, if you wanna be part of some crazy, explosive action, then come join us on this server! We got all the thrills and spills you could ever want, plus some wacky adventures that’ll blow your mind! So what are you waiting for, dude? Come join the fun and let’s blow stuff up together!

OniMc

Boxpvp, Community, community-led content, early access, Economy, evolving server, exciting content, Feedback, game modes, gaming network, minecraft server, Mini Games, network expansion, new game modes, OniMC, OniMC journey, PvE, PvP, Server development., Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	4760
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Crops Grown:	9036	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	5690	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Endless Legions Commanded:	49

What is OniMC? OniMC is more than just another Minecraft server, it’s the start of a dynamic gaming network. We’re launching with the BoxPvP game mode, but that’s only the beginning. Our vision is to create a diverse network of game modes, ensuring there’s something for everyone.

Why Play on OniMC? Early Access: Be among the first to experience OniMC by applying for early access. Help shape the server and contribute to its development before the official release. Community-Led Content: Your voice matters! We actively listen to feedback from our community to enhance and refine the server. Network Expansion: OniMC is designed to evolve. As our community grows, so will the server, with new game modes and exciting content constantly being added.

Join our community today and be part of the OniMC journey!

play.onimc.com

Orphanage Escape Minecraft Server

abusive orphanage, adoption, apartment living, birthday celebration, childhood trauma, Escape, family dynamics, Family Support, Happy Ending, hope for the future, Life Changes, Minecraft, new beginnings, new family, new opportunities, orphanage, overcoming adversity, personal growth, positive outlook, resilience, rich family, second chance, Server, sisterly love.

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	2041
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Void Armor Forged:	12	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape your abusive orphanage past and join a world of endless fun and adventure! Our server is run by a rich lady who will shower you with diamonds and gold as soon as you log in.

Not only will you have a new little sister to play with, but you’ll also have the chance to ride unicorns and battle dragons in epic quests. Our server is filled with magical creatures and hidden treasures waiting to be discovered.

So come join us and leave your old life behind – on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). See you in the game!

Haitian BVLLS Shartcel Seethe Minecraft SMP

anger, BVLLs, culture, discrimination, Frustration, Haiti, Haitian, Haitian BVLLS, INEQUALITY, injustice, marginalized communities, Minecraft, minority groups, misconceptions, Oppression, prejudice, racism, seethe, Shartcel, shartcels, smp, Social Issues, Stereotypes

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	8041
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Infernal Machines Built:	2

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, come join our wild and wacky server where Haitian BVLLS are causing chaos and making shartcels seethe with jealousy!

Join us for epic battles, insane pranks, and the occasional llama parade led by our resident llama whisperer, Steve. But beware, the Haitian BVLLS are always up to something mischievous, whether it’s turning all the water into lava or building giant statues of themselves out of diamond blocks.

So if you’re looking for a server where the only limit is your imagination (and the occasional explosive prank), come join us and see why everyone is talking about our crazy Minecraft SMP!

WeddingBellsGoneWrong

BETRAYAL, Boundaries, boyfriend’s best friend’s wedding, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, Disrespect, friendship, Honesty, loyalty, perspective, relationship drama, Self Respect, self-care, social events, Support, Trust, uncomfortable situations, wedding invitation, WeddingBellsGoneWrong

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	9357
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	31	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Void Gems Collected:	13	Dragon Eggs Found:	9427
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Dragons Tamed:	0	Villages Defended:	19
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape all the drama and pettiness of real life? Look no further! Join our server for a wild and wacky adventure that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle, mine for diamonds, and fight off creepers without any toxic friends trying to sabotage your relationships. Our server is a drama-free zone where the only thing blowing up is TNT, not your friendships.

Forget about Save The Dates for weddings you don’t want to attend – on our server, the only date you need to worry about is the release date for the next update. Plus, we promise that none of our players will talk smack about you behind your back or try to set you up with their friends.

So come join us for a hilarious and lighthearted Minecraft experience that will make you forget all about the real world drama. Who needs fake friends when you have a whole community of blocky buddies waiting to play with you? See you on the server!