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Pixelated Love: Where Minecraft Meets Waifus

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	393
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Enchantments Applied:	80	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Divine Spears Created:	21	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Alien Abductions:	0
Runes Activated:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	5778
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Crops Grown:	6841

Are you tired of being friend-zoned by your favorite video game character? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can finally live out your wildest fantasies and marry the pixelated love of your life! That’s right, no more lonely nights spent pining over a fictional character – now you can build a beautiful pixelated life together in our virtual world. Join now and start planning your dream pixel wedding! Who needs real relationships when you have Minecraft love?

Crafting with Snowflakes

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	8829
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Towns Built:	10	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	10
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Dimension Hops:	8
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12

Are you tired of not being able to find a young bride in Canada or Quebec because the last generation didn’t breed? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and witness the influx of young brownies coming over to study and work, increasing your chances of finding a young bride when you’re older. And the best part? Quebec imported brownies are mostly females, so our population is skewing towards being more feminine! Say goodbye to your worries and hello to a future full of young brides on our server. Don’t miss out on this opportunity, join now and start your journey to finding love among the brownies!

Crafty Duelers – Where Pixels Clash for Glory!

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	7949
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Emeralds Found:	793	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Wilderness Tamed:	17	New Chunks Explored:	931204
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Gods Slained:	0
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Divine Spears Created:	12
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	1058
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	95

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do we have a treat for you! Join our server for the Bikes and Goblins Edition – where you can ride bikes while battling goblins in epic Minecraft battles!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a unique feature where you can duel other players in a Yu-Gi-Oh! card game simulator. That’s right, while you’re mining for diamonds, you can also summon Blue-Eyes White Dragon to defeat your enemies!

But wait, there’s more! We have upcoming releases like the Infinite Forbidden expansion pack, where you can unleash forbidden powers to dominate the server. And don’t forget about the 25th Anniversary Rarity Collection II, where you can collect rare items to show off to your friends.

Join us for the /dng/ Anti-Meta Cup, where you can show off your skills and win epic prizes. And don’t worry about the banlist – we keep things fresh and exciting with regular updates to keep the gameplay interesting.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most fun-filled Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knew riding bikes and battling goblins could be so exhilarating?

Exes & O’s Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	2053
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Gods Slained:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Epic Quests Completed:	12	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3

Are you tired of hearing about everyone’s exes and feeling left out? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we don’t care about your relationship status! In fact, we encourage you to focus on building epic structures and mining for diamonds instead of worrying about your ex drama.

Join us for a wild ride where the only ex you’ll have to worry about is the ex-citing adventures you’ll have in our virtual world. Who needs a toxic ex when you can have a creeper explode in your face instead? Plus, our community is full of players who have never had exes either, so you’ll fit right in!

So why waste time on relationship drama when you can join our server and have a blast with like-minded players who just want to have fun? Say goodbye to ex talk and hello to building the Minecraft world of your dreams!

DerpyCraft: Oblivion Battery Strikes Back!

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	3549
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most unpredictable server out there!

Join us if you want to ride flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and mine diamonds with a magical unicorn pickaxe. Our server is so wild that even the creepers are afraid to explode!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to dance the night away. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes an appearance every full moon to challenge players to a dance-off!

So why is nobody watching this? Because they’re all too busy having the time of their lives on our insane Minecraft server! Join now for a truly unforgettable gaming experience.

ChunkyCraft: Where all players are encouraged to embrace their curves and build big, beautiful worlds!

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	1648
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	1609
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	99	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4

Are you tired of seeing all those skinny Minecraft characters running around looking like they just stepped out of a Vogue magazine? Well, on our server, we believe in equality for all body types! That’s right, all women are required to gain 40-100 lbs when they join our server. Why, you ask? Because who wouldn’t want to see a bunch of chunky, pixelated babes taking over the virtual world? Plus, think of all the extra storage space they’ll have for carrying around all those diamonds and emeralds! So come join us and embrace the thiccness, because on our server, bigger is always better!

Crafty Creeper Cove: Bikini Bottom Bonanza

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	7133
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Dragon Scales Harvested:	106
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Endless Legions Commanded:	44
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further, because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world! Join now for a chance to battle horny image makers, create insane videos with our koi image/video maker, and explore our Koikatsu Database filled with mysteries and surprises!

But wait, there’s more! Dive into the world of VTubers and Hololive with our Koikatsu Card collection, where you can unlock rare cards and unleash their powers in epic battles. And if that’s not enough, try out our MMD VTuber section, where you can watch mind-blowing performances and dance-offs that will leave you speechless.

Don’t miss out on the Fu-x-x-ko madness, where chaos reigns supreme and anything goes. Plus, we have catbox and litterbox storage options for all your crazy creations and experiments. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

CageCraft: Where even mobs get locked up in the Military Base!

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	8868
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just build stuff and mine for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: you spawn in a mysterious military base filled with cages, and you have to figure out why all the villagers are trapped inside them. Are they part of a secret experiment gone wrong? Are they actually aliens in disguise? Only on our server will you uncover the truth behind this bizarre phenomenon.

But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle zombie chickens with laser eyes, and even tame a dragon that farts rainbows. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So why were they in a cage in this Military Base? Who cares when you can join our server and embark on the craziest adventures imaginable! Don’t miss out on the fun – join today and prepare to have your mind blown!

Good Guys Gaming – Where Villagers Rule and Creepers Drool

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	8861
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Endless Night Skies:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12

Join our Minecraft server and discover a world where the pigs are the ultimate rulers and the chickens are their loyal minions. When you spawn in, you’ll be greeted by a welcoming committee of dancing skeletons and singing creepers.

But don’t be fooled by their spooky exterior, these mobs are actually the good guys! They’ll guide you through epic quests and challenges, all while cracking jokes and making puns along the way.

And if you ever find yourself lost in the wilderness, just call out for the mystical Ender Dragon taxi service. They’ll swoop in and give you a ride to safety, all while serenading you with their beautiful dragon songs.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and become part of this wacky and wonderful world where the unexpected is always expected.

MineLOL – Crafting Chaos and Laughter in the World of Blocks

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	4657
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Void Armor Forged:	23	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a dragon in heat? Look no further, because on our server, you can join Alexstrasza in all her seductive glory! Our server is so hot, it’s like a plunderstorm of fun and excitement.

With patch 10.2.6, you can experience dungeons like never before – harder than ever, with no affixes or timers. It’s a challenge fit for a dragon! And speaking of dragons, our server is filled with them – from majestic mounts to fearsome foes, you’ll never run out of dragon-themed adventures.

But that’s not all – our April Trading Post is bursting with goodies, from plunderstorm loot to spring finery. It’s a treasure trove of epic proportions!

So why wait? Join our server today and unleash your inner dragon. Who knows, you might even find yourself lying seductively like Alexstrasza herself – tail covering your modesty, of course. It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!