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Surviving on Java and Coffee: Not Quite Vanilla SMP 1.21.1

1.21.1, Address, admins, Cheating, coffee, commands, Community, Discord, HACKING, java, land protections, Language, Legitimate, Minecraft, Moderators, multiplayer, Plugins, Politics, Property, rules, smp, Survival, Surviving, Unique, Vanilla

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	7482
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Alien Abductions:	0	New Chunks Explored:	417102
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Enchantments Applied:	195

Java Survival SMP Server

Java Survival is a multiplayer server dedicated to providing a legitimate Minecraft experience. Every block you see has been mined and placed by hand! Moderators and admins play the game just like everyone else: you’ll never see them using commands for personal gain!

We don’t use the same old plugins you’re tired of seeing such as Essentials or GriefPrevention. We’ve got our own custom plugins for basic commands and land protections, so we’ve got our own unique feel.

Server address: mc.javasurvival.com

Join us on Discord: https://discord.gg/JcsnFKNkQa

We will always strive to… 1. Be your primary Minecraft home: By providing an up-to-date Minecraft experience with longevity. 2. Champion our community: We value our community. Java Survival exists for the players, not for the staff. Players have a say in what goes on.

Server Rules

No.	Rule
1	No excessively offensive language
2	No politics or other controversial topics
3	No hacking, cheating, or abusing exploits
4	Do not disturb other players’ property
5	Do not build too close to other players
6	Be respectful to others and be kind!
7	No advertising

FAQ

Q: Can I join the server?

A: Yes! Simply use the server address provided above to join.

Q: Are there any special plugins on the server?

A: Yes, we have our own custom plugins for basic commands and land protections.

Q: Can I use hacks or cheats on the server?

A: No, hacking, cheating, or abusing exploits is not allowed on the server.

Q: How can I report a player who is breaking the rules?

A: You can report a player to a moderator or admin in-game or on our Discord server.

Critter Craze Minecraft Server

adorable creatures, animal friends, CRAZE, critter, critter appreciation, critter art, critter community, critter discussion, critter fandom, critter fanfiction, critter lovers, critter memes, cute animals, episode 1, episode 2, friends forever, happy critters, Let’s Hop to the Moon, Minecraft, Poppy cringe, Rabie Baby, scg, Server, Smiling Critters General

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	2451
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Votes:	3339
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no sense of humor? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all things wacky and wild! Join us and say goodbye to Poppy cringe forever – we have a strict no cringe policy that will make your gaming experience cringe-free!

Imagine a world where smiling critters are your best friends forever – that’s the reality on our server! Our critters are always there to provide you with endless entertainment and laughs. And if you thought that was crazy, wait until you hear about our latest adventure – hopping to the moon! Yes, you heard that right, we’re taking Minecraft to a whole new level by exploring outer space with our critter pals.

But the fun doesn’t stop there – we have epic episodes filled with hilarious moments that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. From Rabie Baby, our critter of the thread, to all the shenanigans that go down on our server, there’s never a dull moment here. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the laughter begin!

Auki Bros Minecraft SMP

Advanced technology, ai, Artificial Intelligence, auki, auki bros, Automation, bros, brothers, CANDLES, electronic, Future, futuristic, futuristic gadgets, Gadgets, god candle, innovation, mechanical, Minecraft, Robots, Sci Fi, science fiction, Siblings, smp, Technology

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	8045
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Magic Crystals Found:	11
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Holy Grails Found:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	7

Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is where the party’s at!

Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and of course, the chance to obtain the legendary God Candle. Legend has it that this candle has the power to summon AI robots to do your bidding. Imagine having your own personal army of robot minions at your disposal!

But be warned, the path to obtaining the God Candle is not easy. You’ll have to navigate treacherous dungeons, outsmart devious traps, and even challenge other players in epic PvP battles. Only the bravest and most skilled players will be able to claim this powerful artifact.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on a journey like no other. Who knows, you might just become the ultimate Minecraft master with your very own army of AI robots!

Homebody Havens Minecraft Server

AITAH, Angry, Arguing, boyfriend not taking no for an answer, boyfriend plans, car keys, comparing to others, Cooling down, flea market, getting annoyed, Getting Separated, Havens, homebody, jewelry stand, leaving the flea market, Minecraft, not understanding, not wanting to go, overhearing conversation, Server, Speeding, spending time at home, staying home, training for new position

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	5404
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	New Chunks Explored:	973315
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5	Animals Bred:	41
Divine Spears Created:	21	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Elemental Crystals Collected:	38
Mines Excavated:	4571	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventure!

Join us and build your own virtual paradise, where you don’t have to deal with boyfriends who can’t take no for an answer or cousins who just won’t stop shopping at the virtual flea market.

On our server, you can drive as fast as you want without getting yelled at, and if someone tells you to shut the f*ck up, you can just block them!

So come join us and let your creativity run wild, because on our server, the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to place next!

GrannyCraftHousingDrama

apartment living, Boundaries, cat posts, family conflict, family dynamics, foster care, GrannyCraftHousingDrama, Heart failure, homeless shelter, homelessness, housing resources, landlord issues, living situation, mental health issues, section 8 voucher, setting boundaries, smoking weed, social services, social worker, substance abuse, trust fund

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	1734
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Astral Projections Made:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as wild as a creeper explosion! Join us for a rollercoaster ride of family dysfunction and cat posts galore.

Picture this: a 83-year-old grandma, an ex-trust fund baby mom, and a rebellious 23-year-old trying to navigate life in a world made of blocks. Will grandma kick mom out for drilling cat posts into the wall? Will mom’s weed-smoking antics get them evicted from their virtual apartment? The suspense is killing us!

But wait, there’s more! Witness the heartwarming tale of a family torn apart by section 8 vouchers and reunited by the healing power of cat care. Will grandma’s newfound love for felines save the day, or will mom’s rebellious streak bring it all crashing down?

Join our server now and experience the ultimate test of family bonds and boundaries. Will you be the hero who saves grandma’s housing situation, or the villain who lets it all go up in smoke? The choice is yours, but remember: in this world, anything can happen.

Creeper Cafe Boom!

Attack, Bombing, boom, cafe, CASUALTIES, civilian casualties, Conflict, creeper, crisis management., Damage, Destruction, direct hit, emergency response, Haifa, international relations, Israeli, MIDDLE EAST, News, Report, Restaurant, Terrorism, violence, War

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	2005
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Falling into the Void:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Enchantments Applied:	64	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Void Gems Collected:	37
Astral Projections Made:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	23

so, like, this server is so lit, it’s like a restaurant in haifa that got hit by a meteor or something, but in a good way, ya know? like, the food is so bomb, it’ll blow your mind. and the staff is like, super friendly, they’ll make you feel right at home. plus, there’s this secret underground tunnel that leads to a hidden treasure room filled with diamonds and emeralds. like, what more could you ask for? come join us and experience the craziest adventure of your life!

Zinc Blocks AMR: No Disruption to Guy Microbiome

Amr, antimicrobial resistance, antimicrobial resistance genes, Bacteria, bacterial resistance, blocks, dietary zinc, DiSRuPtiON, gene transfer, gene transmission, guy, inhibits, Microbiome, microbiome disruption, nonexistent rates, plasmids, reduced rates, research, transmission inhibition, Zinc, zinc effects, zinc supplementation

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	7855
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Void Armor Forged:	23	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2

So, like, you wanna join this epic Minecraft server, right? Well, let me tell you, it’s like a magical land where the zombies drop diamonds and the creepers give you hugs instead of blowing you up. And get this, when you eat food with zinc on this server, it like, stops all the bad stuff from happening. Like, the bacteria can’t spread their germs and stuff, so you’re basically invincible.

Join us on this server and become the ultimate zinc warrior, fighting off all the bad guys with your newfound immunity powers. Plus, your guy micrbiome will be so happy, it’ll throw a party in your stomach every time you log on. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and become the zinc superhero you were always meant to be!

Dracoria: Where vampires still struggle with daylight savings time

active community, Builders, cactus farmers, Daylight, Discord, Dracoria, dragons, Dwarves, economic growth, Events, fighters, Government, Housing, Language, Lore, money making, OZNO EFA, Players, Religion, Roleplay, savings, Southern Talasi, Struggle, Time, Towns, Vampires

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	2693
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Villages Defended:	7
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Falling into the Void:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1

The People’s Republic of Dracoria on Stoneworks

Overview:

Who are we?	The People’s Republic of Dracoria is a beautiful nation located in Southern Talasi. Our nation has an extensive lore with dwarves, dragons, and more. We are seeking to make a name for ourselves and our members.
What do we offer?	An actually active community Multiple towns to choose from – With FREE Housing! A secure government with opportunities to join and make a name for yourself A large cactus farm and opportunities for economic growth/money making Deep lore, our own language and religion WEEKLY Events!
What do we need?	YOU Builders 🔨 Cactus Farmers 🌵 Fighters ⚔️ Active Players! 🕰️

Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
How can I join The People’s Republic of Dracoria?	Join our Discord server at https://discord.gg/6YUdENt5z8 and follow the instructions there.
Do I have to pay for housing in any of the towns?	No, housing in our towns is completely free for members.
What kind of events are held weekly?	We host various events ranging from PvP tournaments to treasure hunts and more. Join us to experience the fun!

Guy’s Dream Minecraft Server

Alternate Universe, Coming of Age, controversial, dream, every guy, FANTASY, grow up, guys, handle it, Like.., lose virginity, Minecraft, mom teaches, moral implications, parental guidance, role reversal, Server, sexual education, sexual initiation, societal norms, taboo, takes virginity, taught how to have sex, Unconventional

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	2069
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	44	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Divine Spears Created:	14	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take role-playing to a whole new level! In this alternate universe, every player gets a crash course in the art of lovemaking from none other than their own mother. That’s right, your mom will be the one to teach you how to get it on and pop that V-card!

But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun and meant to be a hilarious and outrageous experience. Can you handle the awkwardness? Will you embrace this unique twist on the birds and the bees talk? Join our server and find out for yourself!

So come on, dive into this wild and wacky world where family bonding takes on a whole new meaning. Trust us, you won’t find a Minecraft server quite like this anywhere else. Just remember, it’s all in good fun and meant to make you laugh until your sides hurt. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the hilarity ensue!

Minecraft SMP: Kino Scenes In Mediocre Movies

Character development, cinematic experience, cinematic moments, cinematography, doctor sleep, film analysis, film buffs, film discussion, Film Reviews, Kino, kino scenes, mediocre, mediocre movies, Minecraft, Movie analysis, movie critique, movie enthusiasts, movie scenes, movies, overlooked gems, plot twists, Scenes, smp, storytelling, underrated directors, underrated films

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	1403
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Void Armor Forged:	28	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further than Doctor Sleep’s SMP! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined Doctor Sleep’s SMP and discovered a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and rare loot. But here’s the twist – the only way to access it was by solving a series of riddles left by a mischievous Enderman named Steve. Will you be the one to crack the code and claim the treasure for yourself?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a legendary PvP arena where players battle it out for the title of Ultimate Minecraft Champion. Rumor has it that the last winner walked away with a pet dragon and a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. Are you ready to test your skills and become a Minecraft master?

So what are you waiting for? Join Doctor Sleep’s SMP today and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it.