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Mitsubishi’s LOL Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	7380
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Enchantments Applied:	121	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	21	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to actually mine and craft stuff? Well, fear not, because on our server, you can just sit back and watch your character do all the work for you! That’s right, we have a team of highly trained hamsters running on wheels to power your virtual avatar. Just sit back, relax, and let the hamsters do all the heavy lifting!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Mitsubishisama, a mystical being who will grant you three wishes if you can find him hidden somewhere in the world. Rumor has it that one player wished for unlimited diamonds and ended up flooding the entire server with bling. Oops!

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the hamsters’ stamina). AHAHAHA OH NONONONNO FORGIVE ME MITSUBISHISAMA, but you won’t want to miss out on all the craziness!

Blocky Burger Delivery

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	7511
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	7
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Star Shards Collected:	208

Are you tired of the evil corporations taking all your hard-earned money? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have developed a secret method to stick it to the man! By joining us, you’ll not only save money on your Uber Eats orders, but you’ll also become part of a rebellious group of gamers who are taking down the system, one chicken nugget at a time. Join us at tg @jenobeno and let’s show those corpos who’s boss!

Ye Olde Blocky Brits: A Minecraft Server Time Machine

ancient civilizations, before brits, blocky, Brits, Colonialism, cultural exchange, european conquest, global impact, global perspective, historical events, historical perspective, imperialism, indigenous peoples, Machine, Minecraft, olde, pre-British era, Server, Time, world before British rule, world before colonization, world before imperialism, world cultures, world exploration, world geography, world history

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	8947
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Elemental Crystals Collected:	72
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Do you crave adventure and excitement beyond your wildest dreams? Then come join our server and experience a world like no other – a world that existed before the Brits even knew what Minecraft was!

Picture this: you spawn into a land where dinosaurs roam freely, unicorns prance through fields of rainbow-colored grass, and dragons soar through the skies breathing fire and causing chaos. You’ll have to use all your survival skills to navigate this wild and untamed world, but don’t worry – we’ve got plenty of tools and weapons to help you on your journey.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Lost City of Gold, rumored to be filled with riches beyond your wildest dreams. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets and claim its treasures for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Just be prepared for the unexpected – because in this world, anything can happen!

Minecraft Mayhem: VAllure’s Doom or Boom!

50 days, bondage, boom, Confidence, Dedication, DOOM, Dude That’s Lewd, Failure, Hope, lewd vtubers, market, MAYHEM, Minecraft, ROPES, specific market, success, unbounded success, VAllure, VAllures, Vtuber, weight, Wholesome

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	7530
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	37
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	19	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us and be part of a community that is on the brink of either epic failure or legendary success – the suspense is killing us!

But wait, there’s more! We have a market for specifically lewd vtubers – yes, you read that right. Imagine a world where virtual YouTubers are pushing the boundaries of decency and making waves in the digital realm. And guess what? Dude That’s Lewd/Wholesome is on board, so you know it’s gonna be wild!

And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we’re also introducing a new vtuber called “Ropes” who is dedicated to all things bondage. Get ready for a virtual experience that will tie you up in excitement (pun intended)!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane journey and let’s make Minecraft history together. Who knows, you might just become the next virtual sensation!

Horizon Craft: Where Creepers are Friends and Diamonds are Forever

action, Adventure, console, Craft, CREEPERS, diamonds, Entertainment, Exploration, Friends, Gaming, Gaming Community, gaming culture, HORIZON, Horizon Games, immersive experience, multiplayer, open world, PC, Play, RPG, Single player, strategy, video games, virtual world

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	5665
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Towns Built:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Mines Excavated:	1354
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us at Horizon games for a wild ride filled with craziness and laughter. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons!

1. We have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples. Legend has it that only the bravest players can find it and claim its treasures.

2. Our PvP arena is like no other – it’s a floating island in the sky where you battle it out with other players while riding on flying pigs. Yes, you heard that right. Flying pigs.

3. Want to ride a dragon? No problem! We have a special event where players can tame and ride their very own dragons around the server. Just be careful not to crash into any buildings!

4. Our staff members are all trained ninjas who will help you with any questions or issues you may have. Need help building a castle? They’ll swoop in and build it for you in record time.

So what are you waiting for? Join Horizon games now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

LoveCrafted: Where redpills and romance collide in the world of Minecraft!

collide, DATING, DISILLUSIONED, emotional turmoil, gender dynamics, Gender Roles, HEARTBREAK, love, LoveCrafted, Minecraft, Misogyny, personal growth, reality check, Redpilled, redpills, relationships, Respect, romance, Self Discovery, self reflection, societal expectations, society, toxic masculinity, Truth, Women, world

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	7100
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3

Are you tired of being redpilled on the true state of women? Looking for love in all the wrong places? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and escape the harsh realities of the dating world by building your own love shack with pixelated pigs and cows as your companions. Who needs a significant other when you have a diamond sword and a pet creeper to keep you company? Join now and let the blocky love story begin!

ChunkyCraft: Where even the creepers are on a diet!

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	5399
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6

Are you tired of being a skinny legend in Minecraft? Do you want to be as thicc as this portly gentleman? Then come join our server where we promise to fatten you up with all the virtual cake and cookies you can eat! Our exclusive weightmaxxing program will have you looking like a Minecraft Steve on steroids in no time. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a gang of mischievous cows who will do your bidding if you offer them a sacrifice of golden carrots. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start bulking up like never before!

Crafty Shield Heroes

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	778
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	4806
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Runes Activated:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Zombie Dances:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24

Are you tired of boring, predictable anime that make you question your life choices? Then join our Minecraft server where we guarantee you’ll have a more complex storyline than that one anime everyone seems to love!

On our server, you can collect waifus of all ages (because we’re not creepy like that other show), engage in friendly slavery (but don’t worry, they like it), and witness the most competent players rise to the top by outsmarting a bunch of complete idiots (sounds familiar, right?).

And if you thought a shield was just for defense, think again! On our server, we’ve turned shields into the ultimate aggressive weapon because why the heck not? So come join us for a wild ride that’s more entertaining than watching that anime on repeat!

Creepers and Crazies: ‘I Hate You’ Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	4732
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Dragons Tamed:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Enchantments Applied:	285	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Players Killed by Monsters:	6804	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building houses and farming crops? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride of chaos and craziness that will have you saying “I hate you” to all your friends who aren’t playing with you.

Our server is home to a community of players who thrive on pure madness. From building giant statues of chickens to hosting epic PvP battles where the winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual cake, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have secret underground dungeons filled with treasure, mysterious portals that lead to other dimensions (watch out for the evil bunnies in the Nether), and a special event every week where players have to survive a night in a haunted mansion filled with ghostly mobs.

So why wait? Join us now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life. Just remember, when you’re having the time of your life, don’t forget to tell your friends “I hate you” for not being a part of the fun!

Blocky Adventures: Where You Can Stay Home and Still Explore!

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	7279
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Runes Activated:	3
Dimension Hops:	13	New Chunks Explored:	715116
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	7
Endless Night Skies:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5

Are you tired of spending time and money on boring vacations where you don’t even talk to anyone? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect solution for you!

Join our server and embark on a virtual journey like no other. Explore exotic lands, build incredible structures, and interact with players from all around the world without ever leaving the comfort of your own home.

Who needs to travel when you can experience the thrill of adventure right from your computer screen? Plus, on our server, you’ll never have to worry about awkward small talk or expensive plane tickets.

So why waste your time and money on real-life vacations when you can have the ultimate gaming experience on our server? Join now and start your virtual adventure today!

Creepers and Coffee: Where Even Steve Questions His DLC Choices

Action-Adventure, ada dlc, ada wong, albert wesker, alternative gameplay, capcom, Choices, coffee, CREEPERS, Decision making, dlc, fan favorites., Gaming, Krauser, leon kennedy, Luis Sera, missing out, playable characters, player choice, questions, resident evil, steve, story expansion, survival horror, video games

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	5323
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19	Buildings Constructed:	32
Dragons Tamed:	7	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2

Are you tired of playing as boring old Ada in your favorite game? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can play as all your favorite Resident Evil characters instead! Imagine running around as Leon, shooting zombies and building epic structures at the same time. Or maybe you prefer playing as Krauser, chopping down trees with your mutated arm. And don’t even get us started on playing as Wesker – you’ll be teleporting all over the place like a boss. So why settle for Ada when you can have all these awesome options on our server? Join now and experience the ultimate Resident Evil crossover in Minecraft!