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  • Why they choose a comedy director and writers to work on Halloween Minecraft SMP

    Why they choose a comedy director and writers to work on Halloween Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 108/900 Votes: 1974
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Villages Defended: 17 Cursed Taverns Survived: 4
    Ores Mined: 2436 Horror Stories Survived: 2
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 6 Legendary Titles Earned: 3
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 18 Enchantments Applied: 280
    Talking Trees Consulted: 2 Powerful Allies Recruited: 5
    Gryphons Tamed: 2 Dragons Tamed: 1
    Haunted Chests Opened: 7 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0

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    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why did we choose a comedy director and writers to work on our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

    Once upon a time, our server was plagued by a curse that caused all the mobs to break out into spontaneous dance parties. Creepers were doing the cha-cha, skeletons were doing the macarena, and zombies were attempting the moonwalk. It was absolute madness! But instead of cowering in fear, our comedy director stepped up and turned the whole situation into a sidesplitting comedy show. Now, every time you encounter a mob, you’ll be too busy laughing to even think about running away.

    As for The Exorcist, well, let’s just say that our server has a haunted mansion that is home to a mischievous ghost named Gary. Gary loves to pull pranks on unsuspecting players, like rearranging their chests or making all the cows in the area start breakdancing. But don’t worry, our comedy writers have turned Gary’s haunting antics into a comedy routine that will have you rolling on the floor laughing.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes with outrageous shenanigans and non-stop laughter, then come join us! Just be prepared to dance with creepers and dodge flying cows. It’s all in good fun, after all!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Crafty Cove Minecraft Server

    Crafty Cove Minecraft Server
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    Players: 104/100 Votes: 7473
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 18 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2 Wilderness Tamed: 17
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 18 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1
    Ether Blades Crafted: 15 Forbidden Tomes Read: 3
    Mineshafts Explored: 1 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 8
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 8 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy adventures, and mountain dew promotions!

    Our server is so epic that even Blizzard is promoting us! That’s right, we’re the chosen ones to bring the war within to life in the Minecraft world. And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have guilds like GLOBOFOMO on Moon Guard and Nerub Silkweaving Forum on Argent Dawn.

    But wait, there’s more! Join our WoWg community and get ready for some serious fun. We don’t take 4chan too seriously, so get ready to laugh until your sides hurt. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the insanity begin!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Thread Space Minecraft SMP

    Thread Space Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 102/300 Votes: 674
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Reality Warps Survived: 2 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 15
    Evil Twin Fights: 5 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1
    Horror Stories Survived: 3 Curse of Binding Applied: 2
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 3 Celestial Crowns Worn: 3
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Crops Grown: 1512
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6 Whispering Caves Entered: 4
    Titanic Battles Fought: 18 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 27

    New Minecraft Servers

    Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring SMPs where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

    Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately get attacked by a horde of zombie chickens riding on top of creepers. Sounds crazy, right? Well, that’s just a typical Tuesday on our server. And don’t even get me started on the time we all decided to build a giant rollercoaster that ended up launching players into the stratosphere. Good times, good times.

    But wait, there’s more! Join our server now and you’ll have the chance to participate in our annual “Pig Racing Championship,” where players ride pigs through obstacle courses while dodging flaming arrows and TNT explosions. The winner gets bragging rights and a shiny diamond block trophy. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this epic event.

    So why wait? Come join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the chaos, the laughter, and the sheer madness that awaits you. Who knows, you might even make some new friends along the way (or enemies, depending on how competitive you are). See you in the game, fellow adventurers!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • RoboCraft Minecraft Server

    RoboCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 107/900 Votes: 5048
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Secret Passages Found: 6 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 8
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 4 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1
    Soul Contracts Signed: 3 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5
    Evil Lairs Raided: 6 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 5 Magic Wands Crafted: 19
    Cursed Amulets Found: 2 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2
    Wilderness Tamed: 11 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of dealing with low IQ moids who think they’re tough stuff? Do you dream of a world where educated women rule and only 10% of moids are allowed to exist? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us at 4B where moids are on suicide watch and robots do all the physical work. We’ll make sure our future generations are properly educated while we laugh at the ridiculousness of it all. So come on, join us and let’s build a world where moids are a thing of the past!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Cute and Funny Doggies Minecraft SMP

    Cute and Funny Doggies Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 106/600 Votes: 4674
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Epic Shields Constructed: 14 Epic Mounts Acquired: 3
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Divine Scrolls Written: 10
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 2 Void Gems Collected: 39
    Cursed Statues Activated: 4 Haunted Forests Traversed: 6
    Emeralds Found: 4474 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 400
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1 Mythical Quests Completed: 38

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we do things a little differently! Instead of just building and surviving, we encourage all players to post dog pictures and share personal stories about their experience with man’s best friend…with benefits.

    Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time one player’s dog actually taught them how to build a redstone contraption that automatically dispenses treats. Or how another player’s dog led them to a hidden diamond mine in the game.

    But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground dog fighting ring where players can pit their Minecraft dogs against each other in epic battles for glory and treats.

    So come join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience that celebrates the bond between player and pup. Who knows, maybe your dog will become the next legendary hero of our server!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • ⭐❤️⭐HURRY TO GET YOUR DONAT – /FREE ❤️⭐❤️ Minecraft server

    ⭐❤️⭐HURRY TO GET YOUR DONAT – /FREE ❤️⭐❤️ Minecraft server
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    Players: 105/700 Votes: 7601
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 10
    Whispering Caves Entered: 4 Pirate Ships Captured: 3
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 28
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 4 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 15 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 12
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5 Soul Swords Wielded: 2
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Version > 1.9-1.21.1

    Bedrock > from 1.20.80 to the newest

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    Modes > Survival, Anarchy, SkyBlock (BedWars, coming soon)

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    Server advantages:

    1. No lags

    2. No donation bytes

    3. Friendly admins

    4. Constant updates

    5. Events every week with donation prizes (Details – https://discord.gg/tqPB3B9Dae)

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    Survival:

    ➤ Football (/football)

    ➤ Hockey (/warp hokkey)

    ➤ TNT-Run (/tntjoin)

    ➤ Weapons (/guns)

    ➤ Transport (/vehicles)

    ➤ Pets (/pets)

    ➤ Feelings (/feelings)

    ➤ Duels (/duel)

    ➤ Sex (/sex)

    ➤ Clans (/clan)

    ➤ Weddings (/marry)

    ➤ Hookahs (/kalian)

    ➤ Friends (/friends)

    ➤ Auction (/ah)

    ➤ Dance (/dance)

    ➤ Spit (/spit)

    ➤ Private (/region)

    ➤ Tops (/tops)

    ➤ Cigarettes (/cigar)

    ➤ Date head database (/headdb)

    ➤ Skin illumination (/glow)

    ➤ Transformation into mobs (/mobs)

    ➤ Report-System (/report)

    ➤ In-game console (/console)

    ➤ Parkour (/warp parkour)

    ➤ Spleef (/warp spleef)

    ➤ King of the Mountains (/king)

    ➤ Lucky Blocks (/lb)

    ➤ Casino (14 Mini-games, 6 with Multiplayer) (/casino)

    ➤ Construction area (at spawn) (/warp build)

    ➤ Economy (Currency)

    ➤ Salary (Issued automatically)

    ➤ Ability to sit/lie/crawl (/sit, /lay, /crawl)

    ➤ Elevators (You can create your own elevator)

    ➤ Trampolines (You can create your own trampoline)

    ➤ Bans/kicks/mutes/varnas (Donation opportunity)

    ➤ In-game console (/console)

    ➤ PvP Arena (/warp pvp)

    ➤ Portals (To the world of hell, end)

    ➤ Effects (over head, under player, etc.)

    ➤ Creative (Donation-vomzozhnost, /gamemode 1)

    ➤ Donat world (/world) (without wipes)

    ➤ Custom commands (/drop, /sex, /spit, /kalian, etc. There are a lot of them! This is not the whole list)

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    Anarchy:

    ➤ Airdrops

    ➤ Mystics

    ➤ Caches

    ➤ Relics

    ➤ Spheres

    ➤ Blocks with private

    ➤ Items at lvl X

    ➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

    ➤ Automine (/warp mine)

    ➤ Buyer (/seller)

    ➤ Auction (/ah)

    ➤ Shop (/shop)

    ➤ Quests (/quests)

    ➤ Whales (/kit)

    ➤ Free cases with donation (/free)

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    SkyBlock:

    ➤ Auction (/ah)

    ➤ Automine (/warp mine)

    ➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

    ➤ Islands, tasks, improvements (/is)

    ➤ Menu (/menu)

    ➤ Shop (/shop)

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    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • ShiroCraft Minecraft Server

    ShiroCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 98/300 Votes: 1983
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3
    Secret Guilds Joined: 5 Mysterious Portals Opened: 7
    Magical Moments Shared: 10 Magical Frogs Kissed: 4
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 20 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 11
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5
    Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Astral Projections Made: 2
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 44 Battle Standards Raised: 12

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where forgetting something is not just a mistake, it’s a whole new adventure! In Chapter 67: You Forgot Something, players will embark on a quest to retrieve their lost memories that have been scattered across the server.

    Join us for a chance to ride on the back of a flying pig while battling evil chickens with laser eyes. Don’t forget to bring your trusty banana sword to fend off the mischievous creepers who have stolen your ability to remember where you left your diamond stash.

    But beware, the memory-stealing Endermen are lurking around every corner, ready to snatch away your recollection of where you built your epic castle. Only the bravest and most cunning players will be able to outsmart these memory thieves and reclaim what is rightfully theirs.

    So come on down to our server and join the wackiest adventure of your Minecraft life. Who knows, you might even discover that you forgot something you never even knew you had!

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  • Lonely 30 Year Old Minecraft SMP

    Lonely 30 Year Old Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 98/800 Votes: 3655
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 10 Players Killed by Monsters: 2681
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0 Magic Wands Crafted: 19
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 10 Living Shadows Defeated: 3
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 4 Mineshafts Explored: 5
    Portal Loops Escaped: 0 Phoenix Feathers Found: 9
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 7 Magical Frogs Kissed: 2
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 4 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 8

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    Are you tired of being a lonely loser in your sad little village? Well, fear not my friendless friend, because our Minecraft SMP is here to save you from a life of solitude! Join us and make friends with fellow misfits, outcasts, and weirdos who are just as desperate for companionship as you are!

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who only explodes in the shape of a heart. So if you’re looking for a little excitement in your virtual life, look no further than our spooky SMP!

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: every full moon, our server transforms into a magical wonderland filled with unicorns, rainbows, and flying pigs. It’s like a psychedelic trip without the nasty side effects!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and say goodbye to your sad, friendless existence. Who knows, you might even find love, adventure, or a really cool diamond sword. The possibilities are endless, just like your loneliness if you don’t join us!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Veggie Craze Minecraft Server

    Veggie Craze Minecraft Server
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    Players: 96/700 Votes: 2648
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 17 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 14
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Vanishing Structures Built: 3
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Epic Mounts Acquired: 2
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 4 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 10 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 1 Infinity Stones Found: 1
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5 Epic Bosses Defeated: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Our server, inspired by a vegetable market in Poland and the wild adventures of the third world, is guaranteed to keep you on your toes and laughing non-stop.

    Join us for a chance to trade virtual vegetables with other players in a bustling marketplace setting. Who knew that carrots and potatoes could be so thrilling? And don’t forget to watch out for the mischievous cows and pigs running amok – they’re always up to no good!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of potato worshippers who believe that potatoes are the key to unlocking the secrets of the universe. Join them in their quest for spud enlightenment and see where it takes you!

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today for a truly unique and wacky experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Who knows, you might just become the potato king of Poland!

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  • Chuubas Soccer Stars Minecraft SMP

    Chuubas Soccer Stars Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 102/100 Votes: 1298
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 2 Soul Contracts Signed: 1
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 6 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 5
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 6 Paranormal Events Investigated: 3
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 13 Epic Quests Completed: 13
    Epic Shields Constructed: 34 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 13 Potions Brewed: 63
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4 Powerful Allies Recruited: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – we have chuubas that would make amazing soccer players! That’s right, these chubby little creatures have some serious skills when it comes to kicking around a blocky ball.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a magical rainbow unicorn that farts out diamonds. Yes, you read that right. Diamonds. So if you’re tired of mining for hours on end just to find a few measly diamonds, come join us and let our unicorn do all the hard work for you.

    Oh, and did I mention we have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players are invited to? Get your groove on with some funky tunes and show off your best dance moves while surrounded by glow-in-the-dark creepers.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in the blocky world!

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