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Decade of Blocks Minecraft SMP

none, tumblr, Decade, Clueless, psychopathic witches

Are you tired of playing on boring, robot-infested servers? Looking for a place where psychopathic witches don’t feast on your fallen comrades? Look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be!

Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures, where the only robots you’ll encounter are the ones we’ve reprogrammed to do our bidding. Say goodbye to boring office jobs and hello to a world where the only rule is to have fun and unleash your inner craziness.

So what are you waiting for? Leave those Tumblr bots behind and come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Let’s show those witches who’s boss and create a world where only the most outrageous survive. See you on the server, you non-robotic legends!

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Dragon Quest III HD2D Thread Minecraft Server

PORT, Gaming, Minecraft, Exploration, Steam

Are you tired of playing with steamfags? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place to be! We don’t mess around with those non-believers, only true gamers allowed here.

Join us for epic team battles, crazy playtime that will have you hooked for hours, and whether it’s your first time with DQ3 or you’re returning from SNES or Port, we guarantee you’ll have a blast.

And don’t worry if you’re havan none, because we’ll make sure you’re havan fun in no time! So come on over and join the madness, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers).

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CraftyQueers: Where Minecraft meets anime and the gay chemistry is off the charts!

no BL, no relationships, no yuri, no subtext, good anime

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with nothing special to offer? Well, look no further because our server is so wild, there’s actually nothing like it out there! Join us for a rollercoaster ride of insanity and chaos.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a giant chicken wearing a top hat appears and challenges you to a dance-off. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret underground disco party where the creepers are busting out sick moves.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Baconator, a mythical creature that roams the land in search of bacon lovers to join its bacon-themed cult. Will you be chosen to worship at the altar of crispy goodness?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we have a secret hidden realm filled with flying pigs, rainbow sheep, and talking llamas. Trust us, once you step foot into our wacky world, you’ll never want to leave. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

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Midterm Mayhem: Trump’s Loyalist Landgrab

election security, MAYHEM, trump, political appointments, authoritarianism

Are you tired of worrying about rigged elections and political drama? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the only place where you can escape the chaos of the real world and focus on building your dream blocky empire!

Join us and experience a world where Trump’s loyalists are actually friendly villagers who just want to trade with you for rare items. No need to worry about rigged elections here, unless you count the time when a group of creepers tried to overthrow the mayor and failed miserably.

So why wait? Join our server now and build, mine, and craft your way to victory in a world where the only thing being rigged is the occasional redstone contraption by a mischievous player. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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CraftyStarlinkGovDeal

Satellite, Technology, elon musk, Communication, Ontario government

so like, u know that musk dude? ya, he made a deal with the ontario government for his starlink thingy but then was like nah imma rip it up. but then, get this, HOURS LATER he was like jk jk let’s do this! so like, if u wanna be part of this crazy rollercoaster ride, join our server cuz we got all the drama and excitement u need in ur minecraft life. plus, who knows, maybe musk will pop in and say hi while u building ur epic castle or whatever. join now for a wild time, fam!

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Sneezy Surgeon’s Minecraft Mayhem

malpractice, medical procedure, sneeze, Risk, death

so, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well let me tell u, dis server is so lit dat even da creepers be shakin in der boots. we got dragons flyin around like dey own da place and zombies doin da cha cha slide.

if u join dis server, u might even find a hidden treasure chest full of diamonds and emeralds. but be careful, cuz dere’s a rumor dat a ghost haunts da server and he’s always tryna steal yo loot.

oh, and did i mention dat da pigs can talk on dis server? yea, dey got some juicy gossip about da villagers and dey ain’t afraid to spill da tea.

so come join us on dis wild ride of a server, where anything can happen and u never know what crazy adventure awaits. just watch out for dat sneezing surgeon, u never know what might happen.

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ZenithMC Network

LifeSteal, Hardcore, Whitelisted, Adventure, Pixelmon

Zenith SMP: The Best Public Minecraft Server! Play Now on Java & Bedrock!

Supports Both Java & Bedrock Editions Java Version: 1.20+ Bedrock Port: 19531 Join Zenith SMP, where adventure, creativity, and fun come together. Whether you’re a Java warrior or a Bedrock explorer, Zenith SMP is your next home!

What are you waiting for? Start your journey today!

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Starcrunch Network

Ability, Loser, Players, COOLDOWN, Minigames

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Features	Survival, Events, Shuffled PvP Minigame
Shuffled PvP Minigame Description	1v1 PvP duel gamemode where players pick cards with various effects to duel each other, first to 5 points wins.

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is Shuffled PvP?	Shuffled is a 1v1 PvP duel gamemode where players pick cards with unique effects to use in battles.
How do you win in Shuffled?	The first player to reach 5 points by winning duels with their chosen cards wins the game.
Can I join the server?	Yes, you can join the server and participate in survival, events, and the Shuffled PvP minigame.
Is there a Discord server?	Yes, you can join the Discord server at https://discord.gg/TwxqYKYQAK

Eternal Love Realm 1.21.4

Japanese folklore, Marriage, FANTASY, Marriage dynamics, Supernatural

OMG, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like marrying a tanuki deity but in pixel form! Imagine building a house with your tanuki bae and going on crazy adventures together.

You’ll be mining diamonds and fighting creepers with your tanuki partner by your side, it’s like a romcom but with blocks and mobs.

Join now for a love story that’s more epic than any soap opera, plus who wouldn’t want a tanuki as their Minecraft spouse? It’s like a dream come true, but in a virtual world where anything is possible.

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WifelessWeekend Minecraft Server

Decision making, Boundaries, WifelessWeekend, guys weekend, Understanding

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Join our server where you can build, mine, and explore to your heart’s content without any pesky girlfriends trying to crash your guys weekend!

We understand the importance of bro time, which is why we offer a safe space for you and your buddies to hang out, BBQ, drink beer, and game without any interruptions. No need to worry about hurt feelings or exclusions here – just pure, unadulterated fun!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the ultimate guys weekend every day of the week! Who needs real friends when you have virtual ones who will never cancel on you for a book club meeting? Let’s game on, bros!

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