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Decade of Blocks Minecraft SMP

10 years ago, BEGONE, blocks, broken dead brothers, brothers, clue, Clueless, Decade, fed scum, Feed, fucks, Leave, Minecraft, none, offices, Psychopathic, psychopathic witches, ROBOT, Robots, smp, tumblr, weird, witches

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	7054
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17
Epic Quests Completed:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring, robot-infested servers? Looking for a place where psychopathic witches don’t feast on your fallen comrades? Look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be!

Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures, where the only robots you’ll encounter are the ones we’ve reprogrammed to do our bidding. Say goodbye to boring office jobs and hello to a world where the only rule is to have fun and unleash your inner craziness.

So what are you waiting for? Leave those Tumblr bots behind and come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Let’s show those witches who’s boss and create a world where only the most outrageous survive. See you on the server, you non-robotic legends!

Dragon Quest III HD2D Thread Minecraft Server

Adventure, classic, DRAGON QUEST III HD2D, Dragon.., Exploration, first time, Fun, Gaming, hd2d, III, Jrpg, Leveling, Minecraft, Monsters, none, Nostalgia, Party, PORT, Quest, Quests, returning, RPG, Server, SNES, Steam, strategy, Thread

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	2186
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Holy Grails Found:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	264	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Endless Night Skies:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1

Are you tired of playing with steamfags? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place to be! We don’t mess around with those non-believers, only true gamers allowed here.

Join us for epic team battles, crazy playtime that will have you hooked for hours, and whether it’s your first time with DQ3 or you’re returning from SNES or Port, we guarantee you’ll have a blast.

And don’t worry if you’re havan none, because we’ll make sure you’re havan fun in no time! So come on over and join the madness, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers).

CraftyQueers: Where Minecraft meets anime and the gay chemistry is off the charts!

Anime, charts, chemistry, CraftyQueers, Gay, good anime, main cast, meets, Minecraft, no bait, no BL, no fan service, no gay characters, no gay chemistry, no GL, no hints, no LGBTQ, no relationships, no romance, no shiptease, no subtext, no tension, no yaoi, no yuri, none

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	9828
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Emeralds Found:	5262	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	94	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with nothing special to offer? Well, look no further because our server is so wild, there’s actually nothing like it out there! Join us for a rollercoaster ride of insanity and chaos.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a giant chicken wearing a top hat appears and challenges you to a dance-off. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret underground disco party where the creepers are busting out sick moves.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Baconator, a mythical creature that roams the land in search of bacon lovers to join its bacon-themed cult. Will you be chosen to worship at the altar of crispy goodness?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we have a secret hidden realm filled with flying pigs, rainbow sheep, and talking llamas. Trust us, once you step foot into our wacky world, you’ll never want to leave. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

HeroCraft

best minecraft server, Call your friends, DOMINATE, herocraft, meet us, minecraft server, Minigames, Ranking, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	9180
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Animals Bred:	197	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Emeralds Found:	3909	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6

Minecraft server focused on survival, with minigames and ranking, best minecraft server, come meet us, call your friends and dominate the server

mc.herocraftnetwork.com:25503

BlockyCraft – Modern Minecraft Server

Bennett, BlockyCraft, character builds, Character Teaser, Character Trailer, Daily check-in rewards, Freedom-Sworn, genshin impact, genshin impact general, Kachina, Kaedehara Kazuha, Kinich, Minecraft, MODERN, Mualani, Nation of Pyro, primogems, Redeemable Codes, Saurian Egg Adventures, Server, Surfs up, Third-Party Tools, Web Event, Xinyan

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	5492
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	5	Secret Passages Found:	8
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Holy Grails Found:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Zombie Dances:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Endless Legions Commanded:	35	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft server out there! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is filled with secret quests and hidden treasures that will make you feel like a real-life Indiana Jones. Rumor has it that there’s a diamond the size of a house hidden somewhere in the depths of our world.

2. The mobs on our server are not your average zombies and skeletons. We have pink fluffy creepers that explode in a cloud of glitter and unicorns that shoot rainbows out of their horns. It’s a colorful and magical world out there.

3. Want to ride a dragon? No problem! Our server has a special dragon breeding program where you can hatch your very own fire-breathing companion. Just be careful not to burn down your house in the process.

4. Our community is like no other. We have regular events like llama races, underwater building competitions, and even a weekly dance-off at the town square. You’ll never be bored with us around.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Hand Egg Regular Minecraft SMP Season

2km, Average, burn calories, Championship, Egg, games, Hand, hand egg, Hospitals, jannies, leisure activity, Minecraft, multiple opportunities, NFL player, PLAYOFFS, regular, regular season, rest opportunities, runs, SCHOOLs, scrubbing floors, Season, smp, TEAM, wide receiver, WIN

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	4430
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Void Armor Forged:	18	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Arcane Towers Raised:	2

Join our Minecraft SMP for the ultimate challenge! Our server is so intense, you’ll feel like you’re playing in the hand egg championship playoffs every day. Our players run an average of 2km per game, but don’t worry, you’ll have plenty of opportunities to rest…just like a hand egg wide receiver!

Forget scrubbing floors in schools and hospitals, come burn calories with us in the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life. Who needs the NFL when you can join our server and become the ultimate Minecraft champion? Don’t miss out on the insanity, join now and experience the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen!

BroHouseDramaCraft

affordable, BroHouseDramaCraft, brother’s feelings, budget constraints, call the shots, Communication, Decision making, down payment, finances, financial responsibility, higher degree, home purchase, house purchase, housing decisions, living together, renting history, shared living arrangements, sibling dynamics, sibling relationships, splitting bills, Zillow listing

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	7575
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	41	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	17
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring servers where you have to follow the rules and listen to everyone’s feedback? Well, do we have the server for you!

Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories. Just like this player who moved in with their brother and now they’re fighting over a house purchase. Can you imagine fighting over a Minecraft house with your sibling? That’s the kind of drama you can expect on our server!

Forget about boring old rules and regulations, on our server, anything goes! Build the house of your dreams, team up with friends to take on epic quests, and maybe even start a feud with your own brother over a virtual property. The possibilities are endless!

So why wait? Join our server now and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might even end up in a virtual house-buying feud of your own!

PentagonStockpileCraft

defense budget, defense funding, defense stockpiles, defense stockpiles concerns, FOREIGN AID, international relations, military aid cuts, military aid packages, military aid reduction, military assistance, military equipment, military support, Pentagon stockpiles, Pentagon supplies, PentagonStockpileCraft, security assistance, Ukraine, us foreign policy, us military aid, US military assistance, US-Ukraine relations

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	5461
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Meteorites Collected:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Demon Skulls Collected:	37
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8

yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where we got more loot than the US military aid packages to Ukraine! our chests are stacked to the brim with diamonds, gold, and enchanted gear that will make you feel like a god in the game. plus, our pvp battles are so intense, it’s like a warzone out there.

we heard the Pentagon is worried about running out of supplies, but don’t worry, we got you covered. join now and help us stockpile even more epic loot. who needs military aid when you got a diamond sword and a shield of protection, amirite?

so what are you waiting for? join our server now and show off your mad skills. trust us, you won’t regret it.

Brain Reset Minecraft Server

Brain, brain activity, brain function, brain plasticity, Cognitive science, discovery, hippocampus, Memory, memory consolidation, memory overload, Mice, Minecraft, neural pathways, neural silence, neurons, neuroscience, new learning, researchers, Reset, scientists, Server, sleep research, sleep reset mechanism

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	1249
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Alien Abductions:	5	Endless Night Skies:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

HEY YOU! YES, YOU! DO YOU WANT TO JOIN THE MOST EPIC MINECRAFT SERVER IN THE UNIVERSE? WELL, YOU’RE IN LUCK BECAUSE WE HAVE A SLEEP “RESET” MECHANISM JUST LIKE IN THAT FANCY SCIENTIST THINGY!

IMAGINE THIS: YOU’RE BUILDING A GIANT CASTLE MADE OF DIAMOND BLOCKS AND SUDDENLY YOU FORGET HOW TO MAKE A DOOR. NO WORRIES, OUR SERVER WILL RESET YOUR BRAIN CELLS SO YOU CAN LEARN HOW TO MAKE THAT DOOR ALL OVER AGAIN!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! WE HAVE A SPECIAL HIPPOPOTAMUS (OR WAS IT HIPPOCAMPUS?) THAT WILL HELP YOUR MEMORY RESET AND GET READY FOR NEW ADVENTURES. WHO KNEW HIPPOS WERE SO SMART?

SO COME ON DOWN TO OUR SERVER AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST, MOST MIND-BENDING MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE. JOIN NOW AND LET YOUR BRAIN CELLS PARTY LIKE IT’S 1999!

TacoShackSMP

Cosmetics, Cross-Play, Economy, Minecraft, mod, MONEY, player-controlled economy, PvP, Server, Survival, TacoShackSMP, Voice Chat Support, weekly events

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	982
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	3

A Minecraft Server With A Fully Player Controlled Economy, We Run Weekly Events On Saturdays Where You Can Earn Money, Cosmetics, And More! This Server Is Mostly Survival But It Will Be Fun With Simple Voice Chat Support As Long As You And Your Friends Have The Mod It Will Work!

51.81.167.58:25594

Passion Craft Minecraft Server

BELIEF, break free, chains, Conquer, Craft, determination, inner strength, Liberation, Mantra, Minecraft, motivation, Overcome, Passion, Peace, personal growth, philosophy, power, self improvement, Server, sith code, Star Wars, strength, Victory

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	3190
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Dimension Hops:	11	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1

Are you tired of boring old peaceful Minecraft servers? Do you crave excitement, chaos, and a little bit of madness? Look no further, because our server is the place for you!

Join us and unleash your inner passion as you battle your way to victory. Gain strength by conquering epic challenges, and watch as your power grows with each block you mine. Break free from the chains of boring gameplay and experience the thrill of our server like never before.

But be warned, once you step foot in our world, there’s no turning back. You’ll be hooked on the adrenaline rush of our crazy adventures and wild events. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

Chainshit Advocates Minecraft SMP Getting Absolutely Destroyed on Twitter and…

Absolutely, Advocates, And, avocado cheerleaders, behaviour, Biz, Board, bouys, chainshit, chainshit cult, Collapses, Cult, cult like, Destroyed, DRIVE, lashing out, Lets, Minecraft, Over.., real-time, scam, SCAMMERS, smp, twitter

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	4783
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Astral Amulets Crafted:	29	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Mythical Quests Completed:	43
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3

Are you tired of getting absolutely DESTROYED on Twitter and /biz/ by the avocado cheerleaders? Well, do I have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where we embrace the cult-like behavior and drive off scammers like the chainshit advocates. We’ve got insane stories, outrageous reasons to join, and a community that will have you laughing until you cry. So come on, don’t let up bouys, let’s drive these scammers off our server and have a blast doing it!

EmbraceTheCringe – Minecraft SMP

Authenticity, EmbraceTheCringe, Individuality, judgment, Minecraft, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, self esteem, self love, self worth, self-acceptance, self-approval, self-assertion, self-confidence, self-empowerment, self-identity, self-image, self-perception, shame, smp, societal norms, societal pressure

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	5376
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Secret Passages Found:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where being unapologetically weird is not just accepted, it’s encouraged! Have you ever been shamed for your love of building giant statues of llamas or creating a house entirely made out of cake? Well, here, we celebrate your unique quirks and embrace the madness.

Join us on this wild adventure where the only rule is to have fun and let your creativity run wild. From epic battles with flying pigs to underground dance parties with creepers, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So if you’re tired of conforming to society’s boring standards and want to let your freak flag fly, come join us and be a part of our eccentric community. Who knows, you might just find your tribe of fellow weirdos who will appreciate you for the glorious oddball that you are.