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DestroyCraft Server

America, control, Corruption, DestroyCraft, Destroys, Destruction, DIVISIVE, Government, Goyim, influence, Manipulation, Personal, Political, Politics, Possibility, power, Propaganda, rational politics, Server, single handedly, society

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	8435
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Void Gems Collected:	26
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we single-handedly destroy any possibility of rational politics in America! Join us as we build giant monuments to chaos and mayhem, all while laughing maniacally at the goyim. Who needs rationality when you can have pure, unadulterated chaos? Come join us and watch the world burn (in Minecraft, of course)!

GarbageCraft Minecraft Server

bad writing, Boring, DISAPPOINTING, Disliked, dull, FEMINIST, Garbage, GarbageCraft, HATED, Leela, Minecraft, no personality, Overrated, poorly executed, Race, sad doggo, Server, Slow, unengaging, uninteresting, Unoriginal, whiny moments

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	2382
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Endless Night Skies:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	159
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2

Are you tired of boring, slow-paced Minecraft servers with characters that have next to no personality? Look no further, our server is here to save you from the dullness of other servers! Join us for outrageous adventures, insane stories, and a community that will make you laugh until you cry.

Forget about “aww le sad doggo episodes” and whiny moments, our server is all about epic quests, hilarious mishaps, and unforgettable moments. Why settle for mediocrity when you can join a server that will keep you on the edge of your seat (or Minecraft block) at all times?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it (but your sides might hurt from laughing so hard)!

VacayCraft Minecraft Server

birthday celebration, brother in laws, busy schedules, college visits, Communication Issues, dance competitions, family conflict, family dynamics, family obligations., family vacation, Father’s Day, group texts, guilt tripping, holiday traditions, Minecraft, mother-in-law, scheduling conflicts, Server, setting boundaries, shaming tactics, sister in laws, thanksgiving weekend, VacayCraft

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	3407
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Potions Brewed:	115	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	3133	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15

Looking for a Minecraft server where family drama doesn’t follow you? Look no further than our server, where you can escape the chaos and build your own virtual paradise!

Join us and leave behind the drama of family vacations and passive-aggressive group texts. Our server is a safe haven for those looking to escape the clutches of overbearing in-laws and guilt trips.

Build your dream world without anyone questioning your choices or making you feel bad for prioritizing your own family traditions. Our server is a judgment-free zone where you can mine, craft, and explore to your heart’s content.

So why wait? Join our server today and leave the family drama behind. Trust us, your virtual world will thank you for it!

GrannyCraft: No Permission Needed

aita, Babysitting, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Empathy, family dynamics, generational differences, Girlfriend, Granddaughter, GrannyCraft, misunderstandings, Needed, parenting, Party, Permission, reconciliation, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, single parent, step-parenting, teenage motherhood

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	9389
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	1543
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone follows the rules and plays nice? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience!

Join our server for a chance to babysit virtual babies while their teen moms party it up at virtual clubs. Who needs peace and quiet when you can have drama and chaos in every corner of our Minecraft world?

Forget about building houses and mining for resources, here you’ll be dealing with angry virtual girlfriends, disapproving virtual mothers, and rebellious virtual teenagers. It’s like a soap opera, but in Minecraft form!

So, if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes and make you question your life choices, join us now! Who knows, maybe you’ll even earn some brownie points along the way (or not, who are we kidding?).

BotheredCraft Minecraft Server

Agitated, ANNOYED, anxious, bothered, BotheredCraft, discomfited, disconcerted, disquieted, disturbed, Frustrated, irritated, Minecraft, overwhelmed, perturbed, Server, stressed, Troubled, uneasy, Upset, Vexed, Worried

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	7212
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	69	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Blood Moons Survived:	0

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, fear not, because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground roller coaster that only the bravest players can ride.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a mythical creature that poops out diamonds instead of rainbows. Rumor has it that whoever can tame the Diamond Unicorn will be granted unlimited diamonds for life.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you?

EuroCraft: Yanks vs Yodels

AMERICANS, Behavior, Cross-cultural, cultural comparisons, Cultural differences, cultural practices, cultural quirks, cultural shock, customs, Etiquette, EuroCraft, Europeans, foreign practices, intercultural communication, perceptions, social norms, societal norms, Stereotypes, strange habits, Traditions, unusual customs, Yanks, Yodels

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	286
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Astral Amulets Crafted:	43
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Are you tired of boring old servers where everyone follows the same old rules? Join our wacky Minecraft server where Europeans do the most outrageous things that Americans find weird! From building upside-down houses to riding pigs as their main mode of transportation, you’ll never be bored on this server. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground dungeon where players duel with baguettes and croissants for ultimate bragging rights. So come join us and experience the craziness for yourself!

Netanyahu’s Blocky Minecraft Server

blocky, cancels meeting, diplomatic fallout, diplomatic incident, diplomatic protocol, diplomatic tensions, foreign relations, government meetings, international relations, Middle East conflict, Minecraft, Netanyahu controversy, Netanyahus, news headlines, political disputes, political drama, protest, scolds Netanyahu, Server, us politics, US-Israel relations, Video, White House, White House response

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	7456
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0

u kno wat’s bettr than a white house meetin? joinin dis amazin minecraft server! we got pigs flyin, creepers dancin, n zombies doin the cha cha slide. u don’t wanna miss out on dis epic adventure! plus, we got a secret underground base where u can find all da diamonds u want. trust me, u won’t regret joinin dis server. so come on in, grab ur pickaxe, and let’s get this party started!

CraftyComrades

Conflict Resolution, CraftyComrades, Diplomacy, diplomatic solution, forced surrender, foreign policy, global politics, international relations, Italian Prime Minister, negotiation tactics, peace agreement, peace negotiations, peace terms, peace treaty, political pressure, russia, Russia surrender, Surrender, surrender conditions, surrender terms, War

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	3038
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	73	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Enchantments Applied:	238	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	1

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, ya know? like, we got this crazy story where the Italian Prime Minister is all like, “yo Russia, you better surrender or else!” and everyone’s like, “whaaat?!” but then they’re like, “nah, just join this server instead and everything will be chill, bro.”

we got, like, the sickest builds and the craziest mini-games you’ve ever seen. like, seriously, you won’t even believe your eyes when you see the epicness that is this server.

plus, we have this secret underground lair where we keep all the rarest items and treasures. like, you gotta solve puzzles and defeat monsters to get in, but once you do, it’s like a whole new world of awesomeness.

so, like, if you wanna be part of the coolest Minecraft server ever and maybe even prevent a war or two, then you gotta join us. trust me, you won’t regret it.

BurbCraft: Obnoxious & Gross

annoying habits, bodily functions, BurbCraft, burping, disgusting behavior, effortful burping, Etiquette, etiquette rules, gross, gross behavior, gross habits, impolite behavior, Manners, manners in public, Obnoxious, obnoxious behavior, open mouthed burping, personal space, public behavior, satisfaction, satisfying burps, social acceptability, social norms

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	3038
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	11	Runes Activated:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	82
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Astral Projections Made:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Gods Slained:	2
Love Letters Sent:	16	Titanic Battles Fought:	26

Yo, have ya ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where the pigs actually fly? I ain’t talkin’ about no mods or hacks, I’m talkin’ about legit flying pigs, man! And get this, the creepers wear top hats and monocles! It’s like a fancy explosion every time they go off!

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground city where the villagers throw wild parties every night. They even have their own version of Minecraft’s Got Talent, where the zombies show off their best dance moves.

And don’t even get me started on the diamond ore. On our server, every time you mine a diamond, a chorus of angels sings in your ear. It’s like the most beautiful sound you’ll ever hear in a blocky world.

So come join us on this epic Minecraft server where the craziness never ends. Trust me, once you join, you’ll never want to leave!

GlowingSeaCreatures27

Banda Sea, Biodiversity, Bioluminescence, discovery, Fluorescence, fluorescence in nature, GlowingSeaCreatures27, marine biologists, Marine Biology, marine conservation, marine creatures, marine ecosystems, marine environment, marine life, Red Sea, research, scientific discovery, underwater life, unknown instances, zoologists, zoology

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	4467
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	27
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Magic Crystals Found:	7
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20

come join our epic minecraft server where the mobs glow like a freakin’ disco party! we got glow-in-the-dark squids, neon turtles, and even sparkling dolphins! it’s like a rave under the sea, man.

our team of crazy scientists found these glowy creatures in the mysterious Banda Sea and the rad Red Sea. they were just chillin’ there, lookin’ all fabulous and stuff. now you can come hang out with them and be part of the coolest underwater party ever!

so what are you waiting for? dive into our server and get ready to be amazed by the glowy wonders of the deep blue sea. trust us, you won’t wanna miss out on this wild adventure!