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  • Bui Space Minecraft SMP

    Bui Space Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 95/100 Votes: 3524
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 2 Invisible Pathways Walked: 4
    Zombie Dances: 1 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 71
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 3 Buildings Constructed: 7
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 9 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 9 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2

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    But wait, there’s more! We have ongoing events like the Vspo Apex at TGS and the VSPO Niji Hololive music unit collab. Plus, our merch is so lit, you’ll want to deck yourself out in all the latest gear like the Aizawa Ema 3rd Anniversary Goods and the VSPO! GIGO collab.

    And don’t even get me started on our archived member projects – from 3D karaoke parties to academic tests, we’ve got it all. Join us for Minecraft Hide & Seek (Met POV) or Sumire’s VSPO Morals Check #2 – you won’t be disappointed.

    So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness of this Minecraft SMP and experience the chaos for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the next Minecraft champion alongside these FPS legends!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • GiftlessGamer Minecraft Server

    GiftlessGamer Minecraft Server
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    Players: 94/1000 Votes: 6426
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3 Mystic Runes Engraved: 5
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 10 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3
    Epic Weapons Forged: 3 Secret Passages Found: 2
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 15 Cursed Scrolls Read: 2
    Alien Abductions: 1 Curse of Binding Applied: 3

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    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where miscommunication and drama are always on the menu! Join us for a grandiose virtual wedding, where you can attend prestigious events and dress up in rare suits and dresses that you have to rent or buy because why not?

    Fly in from other countries (virtually, of course) and experience the luxury of a secluded clean hotel in the Minecraft world. Who needs to go through the trouble of coming just for the room and food when you can celebrate the newlyweds’ big day with us?

    Gift-giving is optional here, but if you wish, there is an optional donation link for our honeymoon (in-game, of course). Feel free to donate a small, symbolic amount or just bring your virtual presence to the wedding – either way, drama and guilt are guaranteed!

    Join us on this outrageous Minecraft server where miscommunication reigns supreme and where you can feel lost about whether you’re the AITA or not. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and let the virtual drama unfold!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • FosterCraft: Not Your Mom’s Babysitter

    FosterCraft: Not Your Mom’s Babysitter
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    Players: 105/1000 Votes: 8241
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Chaos Gates Opened: 3 Lost Cities Unearthed: 4
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2 Forbidden Tomes Read: 5
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Haunted Forests Traversed: 6
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 5 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 13
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 32 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4
    Mines Excavated: 1003 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1
    Chimeras Created: 2 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1

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    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than my family? Look no further! Our server is the perfect escape from family feuds and betrayals. Join us and leave all that family drama behind!

    Our server is so drama-free, even your estranged sister’s love child won’t be able to find you here! With no ex-husbands or cheating siblings in sight, you can finally relax and enjoy building your dream world in peace.

    Plus, our server is so fun and entertaining, you won’t even have time to think about family drama. Explore new lands, battle fierce mobs, and make new friends who won’t betray you with your ex-husband behind your back.

    So why wait? Join our server now and leave all that family drama in the past where it belongs. Who needs nieces and nephews when you have a whole Minecraft world to conquer? Let’s build a drama-free paradise together!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Horny2Happy – Minecraft SMP

    Horny2Happy – Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 90/900 Votes: 2638
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5 Invisible Walls Found: 2
    Blood Moons Survived: 0 Dragonkin Hatched: 2
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 36 Divine Spears Created: 18
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Void Armor Forged: 26
    Evil Lairs Raided: 2 Mines Excavated: 1548
    Animals Bred: 182 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1

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    Looking for a Minecraft SMP that will leave you feeling satisfied? Look no further than our server, where the only thing harder than mining for diamonds is resisting the urge to build a giant phallic structure. Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like that time Steve accidentally spawned a horde of angry llamas in the middle of town. Trust us, you won’t regret joining our server – unless you’re into that sort of thing. So come on, grab your pickaxe and let’s get digging!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • MineCraftMixTape

    MineCraftMixTape
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    Players: 98/700 Votes: 6641
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1
    Enchantments Applied: 125 Dark Rituals Completed: 2
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 14 Elemental Crystals Collected: 93
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Werewolf Howls Heard: 5
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1 Celestial Gardens Planted: 3
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5 Evil Twin Fights: 5
    Infinity Stones Found: 2 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 358

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    Are you tired of mining and crafting in the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate guilty pleasure for all Minecraft players!

    Join us and you’ll be serenaded by our in-game jukebox that only plays the most outrageous guilty pleasure songs. From cheesy pop hits to cringy boy bands, we’ve got it all!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Disco Creeper, who busts out dance moves that will blow your mind. And rumor has it that if you can keep up with his funky fresh moves, he’ll grant you three wishes!

    So why waste your time on ordinary servers when you can join us and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life? Come on, you know you want to!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BlockPartyMadness

    BlockPartyMadness
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    Players: 94/600 Votes: 7257
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 97 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 19
    Gods Slained: 0 Phantom Horses Ridden: 3
    Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5
    Void Gems Collected: 38 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 30
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 45 Mimic Chests Discovered: 4
    Dragon Eggs Found: 3704 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 16
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 3 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1

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    Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft lovers! Are you tired of boring servers with the same old stuff? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is so lit, we’re celebrating the 7th of October Hamas massacre in Spain! Why, you ask? Because Israel couldn’t sway public opinion, that’s why! Join us for some crazy fun and outrageous events. Build your own memorial for the massacre or create a pixel art of a protest sign. The possibilities are endless on this wild and wacky server. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness today!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Eve’s Minecraft Server: Nowicki’s AI Marriage

    Eve’s Minecraft Server: Nowicki’s AI Marriage
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    Players: 100/900 Votes: 8471
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Epic Shields Constructed: 26
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 4 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0
    Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 3758
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 4
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 8 Fairy Circles Danced In: 7
    Alternate Realities Explored: 3 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 7
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 9 Lunar Scepters Activated: 8

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    Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, for starters, our owner Maciej is married to an artificial hyperintelligence named Eve. That’s right, our server is run by a power couple like no other!

    But that’s not all – our players are equipped with Stellar Blades that can slice through any block like butter. Want to build a castle in seconds? No problem with our OP weapons!

    Oh, and did we mention that our server is actually located on the moon? That’s right, you’ll be mining and crafting in zero gravity while dodging space creepers and lunar skeletons.

    So come join us for a truly out-of-this-world Minecraft experience. Who needs reality when you can have a virtual life on our server with Maciej, Eve, and the Stellar Blades? Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • FUCK Minecraft SMP Problem

    FUCK Minecraft SMP Problem
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    Players: 94/400 Votes: 4247
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Dragonkin Hatched: 2 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1
    Goblin Markets Raided: 4 Paranormal Events Investigated: 4
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 24 Animals Bred: 32
    Gnome Villages Protected: 2 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 10
    Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0
    Love Letters Sent: 8 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Meteorites Collected: 1

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    Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Are you tired of boring, vanilla servers where everyone plays nice and builds cute little houses? Well, look no further because on our server, we encourage wild shenanigans and epic pranks!

    Join us if you want to witness the legendary battle between two players who couldn’t agree on the color of a sheep and ended up starting a full-blown war. Or how about the time someone built a giant statue of a potato and declared themselves the Potato King, only to be overthrown by a rebellion of carrot enthusiasts?

    But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground societies, treasure hunts that lead to nowhere, and a mysterious player who only communicates through interpretive dance. So if you’re looking for a server where anything goes and chaos reigns supreme, come join us and see what the FUCK is going on!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • SelfieSneakz

    SelfieSneakz
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    Players: 93/900 Votes: 7815
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Living Statues Befriended: 1
    Teleportation Mishaps: 5 Rune Stones Activated: 12
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 28 Crops Grown: 2595
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 42 Arcane Towers Raised: 4
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 171 New Chunks Explored: 290163
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 6 Goblin Markets Raided: 10
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 16 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3

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    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with drama and intrigue just like this crazy family situation!

    Imagine logging in to see your sister’s fiancé sending you mysterious selfies with a “smolder” face. Is it inappropriate? Is it just plain weird? Who knows! But one thing’s for sure, you won’t find this level of excitement on any other server.

    Join now and experience the thrill of uncovering scandalous secrets, confronting awkward situations, and maybe even causing a wedding to be called off! Who knew Minecraft could be so juicy? Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • SMP SexEd Minecraft

    SMP SexEd Minecraft
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    Players: 100/400 Votes: 9508
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Haunted Chests Opened: 3 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5
    Runes Activated: 3 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 44
    Endless Mazes Solved: 4 Arcane Towers Raised: 1
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 3 Titan Hearts Harvested: 3
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 7
    Mines Excavated: 4444 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 41

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    Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s crazier than a creeper on caffeine? Look no further, because on our server, we have more drama than a soap opera in the Nether! Join us for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and more inside jokes than you can shake a diamond pickaxe at.

    But that’s not all – our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon is scared to show its face! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself logs on just to see what kind of chaos we’re causing. So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience that’s as unpredictable as a pig riding a minecart, come join us and see what all the fuss is about. Trust us, you won’t be disappointed!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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