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Blocky Fun Minecraft Server

#53, Anime, Asexuality, Attention, baby-faced, blocky, cope, despise, Dominant, fag, foids, Fujoshits, Fun, Interest, male privilege, meme roleplay, Minecraft, porn addicts, relationship, SECURITY, Server, small bone structure, sperm bank, walk a line

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	2816
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	445
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Ores Mined:	8806
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	2975
Runes Activated:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4

Are you tired of feeling like a fag in relationships? Do you want to escape the clutches of weird Fujoshits and porn addicts? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and donate your sperm to the sperm bank to create a future where guys like you can overpopulate the world and reverse the tides of female privilege! With baby-faced avatars and small bone structures, you’ll feel protected and dominant in this virtual world. Say goodbye to walking the line between being used and being ignored by females, and say hello to asexuality and anime coping mechanisms. Don’t be a fag, join our server and let’s make male privilege great again!

Bocchi si C++ Minecraft SMP

Algorithms, Bocchi, c#, Cobol, coding, Common Lisp, computer science, Development, Engineering, IT, JavaScript, KITA, Languages, Minecraft, Nijika, programming, Ryo, scripting, smp, Software Development, Syntax, Technology

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	7542
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Animals Bred:	21	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Buildings Constructed:	35	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	3

Welcome to the wildest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us and you’ll be playing alongside Bocchi, who can build a castle in C++ faster than you can say “redstone.” Kita is a master of Common Lisp, using their coding skills to create the most mind-blowing contraptions you’ve ever seen.

But wait, it gets even crazier! Ryo is a wizard with JavaScript, able to summon mobs with just a few lines of code. And Nijika? Well, Nijika is the queen of COBOL, turning the Minecraft world into a retro paradise with punch card-powered farms and pixelated skyscrapers.

So why join this insane Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you battle creepers with coding languages, build epic structures with syntax, and laugh your way through the most ridiculous adventures with a group of programming pros? Don’t miss out on the chaos – join us now!

NoSpeakerPhoneLDR

awkward, basic etiquette, Boundaries, boundaries in relationships, Communication, Communication Issues, Conflict Resolution, DISRESPECTFUL, family, ignoring, irrational, LDR, long-distance relationship, NoSpeakerPhoneLDR, phone calls, phone etiquette, privacy, relationships, Speakerphone, text messages, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	2906
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Emeralds Found:	2242	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	34	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	18	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0

Are you tired of feeling like a third wheel in your own relationship? Join our Minecraft server where we guarantee you won’t be put on speakerphone during your virtual dates! No more awkward conversations with your partner’s family while you’re just trying to have a private chat. Plus, if you ever need to vent about your phone etiquette woes, our community is here to support you. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual mom to text with multiple times a week! Join now and say goodbye to speakerphone drama!

NostalgicCraft SMP

bittersweet, Childhood, emotions, longing, Memories, Nostalgia, nostalgic feelings, nostalgic memories, nostalgic moments, nostalgic thoughts, NostalgicCraft, past, reminiscent, reminiscent thoughts, Reminiscing, sentimental, sentimental feelings, sentimental journey, sentimental memories, sentimental moments, smp, wistful

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	5057
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Towns Built:	9
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	7
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Remember that time you accidentally punched a creeper into your friend’s house and blew it up? Or when you tried to ride a pig off a cliff but ended up plummeting to your doom instead? Join our Minecraft SMP for a trip down memory lane filled with chaos, laughter, and epic fails! Whether you’re a seasoned pro or a total noob, our server is the perfect place to relive those moments that always make you nostalgic. So grab your pickaxe and come join us for a wild ride filled with ridiculous shenanigans and unforgettable memories!

DumpedCraft: Creeper Edition

BETRAYAL, breakup advice, breakup recovery, breakup stories, breakup support, breakup survival, broken heart, coping with breakup, creeper, DUMPED, DumpedCraft, Edition, emotional pain, getting over ex, Healing Process, Heartache, HEARTBREAK, Love Lost, moving on, painful breakup, relationship ending, relationship problems, worst breakup

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	1021
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5

Have you ever been dumped by getting pushed off a cliff into a pit of lava? Well, that’s just a regular Tuesday on our Minecraft server! Join us for the most epic breakup stories and crazy adventures you’ll ever experience in the world of blocks and pixels. Who needs a boyfriend or girlfriend when you can have a diamond sword and a pet creeper to keep you company? So come on, join us and get ready for a wild ride filled with heartbreak and hilarity!

❤️ XetaByte ❤️┃➤ Survival, Promo code – XETA2025 💥 Minecraft server

Among us, Ant Battle, Auction, Bed wars, build battle, Castle Battle, Clans, cs go, Dance, Deathrun, Duels, Egg wars, feelings, football, Friends, Hide and seek, Hobo Survival, Hockey, Hookahs, Hunger Games, Lucky blocks, Maniac, Mario Party, minecraft server, Mob Arena, one block, Paintball, Parkour, Pets, Private, promo code, Quake, sex, Sky Wars, Skyblock, Spit, Spleef, Survival, TNT Run, tops, Transport, weapons, Weddings

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	3368
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Towns Built:	10
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	29
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	20

Version > 1.9-1.21.1

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Modes > Survival

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Server advantages:

1. No lags

2. Friendly admins

3. Promo code XETA2025 for a 15% discount

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Survival:

➤ Football (/football)

➤ Hockey (/warp hokkey)

➤ TNT-Run (/tntjoin)

➤ Weapons (/guns)

➤ Transport (/vehicles)

➤ Pets (/pets)

➤ Feelings (/feelings)

➤ Duels (/duel)

➤ Sex (/sex)

➤ Clans (/clan)

➤ Weddings (/marry)

➤ Hookahs (/kalian)

➤ Friends (/friends)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Dance (/dance)

➤ Spit (/spit)

➤ Private (/region)

➤ Tops (/tops)

➤ Cigarettes (/cigar)

➤ Date head database (/headdb)

➤ Skin illumination (/glow)

➤ Transformation into mobs (/mobs)

➤ Report-System (/report)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ Parkour (/warp parkour)

➤ Spleef (/warp spleef)

➤ King of the Mountains (/king)

➤ Lucky Blocks (/lb)

➤ Casino (14 Mini-games, 6 with Multiplayer) (/casino)

➤ Construction area (at spawn) (/warp build)

➤ Economy (Currency)

➤ Salary (Issued automatically)

➤ Ability to sit/lie/crawl (/sit, /lay, /crawl)

➤ Elevators (You can create your own elevator)

➤ Trampolines (You can create your own trampoline)

➤ Bans/kicks/mutes/varnas (Donation opportunity)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ PvP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Portals (To the world of hell, end)

➤ Effects (over head, under player, etc.)

➤ Creative (Donation-vomzozhnost, /gamemode 1)

➤ Donat world (/world) (without wipes)

➤ Custom commands (/drop, /sex, /spit, /kalian, etc. There are a lot of them! This is not the whole list)

Mega.XetaByte.ru

Aqua’s Useless Minecraft Server

anime character, ANNOYING, Aqua, Aqua cosplay, Aqua fan, Aqua friends, Aqua goddess, Aqua haters, Aqua Konosuba, Aqua personality, Aquas, burden, comedic relief, drinking buddy, Entertaining, Fun, low iq, Minecraft, night out, Party, Server, Smelly, useless

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	7491
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26
Runes Activated:	8	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Star Shards Collected:	72

Come join our Minecraft server and experience the wild and wacky world of Aqua! Sure, she may be a bit useless, smelly, and low-IQ, but imagine the laughs you’ll have as you embark on crazy adventures with her by your side.

Rumor has it that Aqua once tamed a creeper and rode it into battle against a horde of zombies. And don’t even get us started on the time she built a house out of nothing but dirt and sheer determination.

So if you’re looking for a server that’s as unpredictable and chaotic as Aqua herself, then look no further. Join us for a night of drinking, laughing, and Minecraft madness that you’ll never forget!

:gt: be me Minecraft SMP

4chan, digital content, funny images, funny pictures, Happiness, humor, internet culture, meme addiction, Meme culture, meme enthusiast, meme generator, meme lover, meme posting, meme sharing, meme sharing group, Minecraft, normie discord, normie memes, Online Community, online humor, smp, social media

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	9111
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	424	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Zombie Dances:	9
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20

Are you tired of being a normie in your boring old Discord server? Want to be the funniest person in the group without even trying? Join our Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to post funny little pictures from 4chan without reading anything! Trust us, it’s the secret to instant popularity and happiness. Plus, rumor has it that the server is haunted by a ghost who only communicates through meme references. Join now for a chance to meet the legendary memeing ghost and become a meme master yourself!pic related (it’s a spooky meme ghost)

MomCantDriveMC

bad driver, car control, car maintenance, Communication Issues, driving etiquette, driving privileges, driving skills, family conflict, family dynamics, government license, high beams, license qualifications, MomCantDriveMC, nighttime driving, Parental authority, road safety, road visibility, Safety concerns, safety hazards, SUV, vehicle maintenance

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	9902
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Looking for a wild ride? Join our Minecraft server where we promise you won’t encounter any high beams blocking your way! Our server is like driving with your mom, but without the scratches and dings (unless you build them yourself).

We offer the thrill of trying to navigate through a world filled with obstacles, just like trying to get your mom to turn off her high beams. And if you ever feel like calling someone an idiot, our chat is the perfect place to do so (just keep it friendly, folks).

So come join us for an adventure that’s crazier than trying to teach your mom how to turn off her headlights. Who needs a government license when you have a pickaxe and a dream?

KidCraft SMP: Heartwarming Tales

Bonding, children, emotional, family, Heartwarming, heartwarming stories, joy, KidCraft, Kids, love, Memories, parenting, parents, Precious, Proud, proud parents, reddit, sharing, smp, special moments, storytelling, Tales, Uplifting

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	5513
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0

Are you tired of your kids hogging the computer to play Minecraft all day? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where kids can finally learn valuable life lessons like teamwork, resource management, and how to fend off a horde of angry creepers!

One time, little Timmy built an entire roller coaster in the sky using nothing but dirt and sheer determination. It was a sight to behold until he accidentally launched himself off the tracks and into a pit of lava. But hey, at least he respawned with all his items intact!

And let’s not forget about little Susie, who managed to tame a pack of wild wolves and lead them into battle against a gang of pesky skeletons. It was a fierce showdown, but in the end, Susie emerged victorious and claimed the title of Queen of the Forest.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and watch your kids unleash their creativity in ways you never thought possible. Plus, it’s a great way to keep them entertained while you finally get some peace and quiet to yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it!