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| Players: | 104/700 | Votes: | 8609 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 7 | Villages Defended: | 5 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 7 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 4 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 18 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 1 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 1 |
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