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Slop Eaters Minecraft SMP

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	5234
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where the pigs rule the land and the slop is always flowing! Join us for non-stop commercials from WWE, because nothing gets you in the mood to mine and craft like watching wrestling superstars promote our server.

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is home to the legendary Pig King, who wears a crown made of diamonds and rules over all the bacon-loving citizens with an iron hoof. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Pig King in a bacon-eating contest, you’ll be granted access to the secret Pig Palace, where all your wildest pork-related dreams come true.

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and feast with the piggies, because on our server, the slop is always plentiful and the adventures are never-ending. Just remember to bring your appetite and a sense of humor, because things can get pretty silly around here!

YellowFeverCraft: The Only Cure is More Blocks!

asian women, attraction, blocks, coping, cure, disgust, ethnicity, height, hyperfeminine, personality qualities, white women, Yellow fever, YellowFeverCraft

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	7195
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Potions Brewed:	139
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Chimeras Created:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Void Armor Forged:	26
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3

Are you tired of dealing with hyperfeminine Asian women who just don’t appreciate your height and ethnicity? Do white women just not do it for you either? Well, have we got the perfect Minecraft server for you! Join us and escape the drama of real life by building your dream world where height and ethnicity don’t matter at all! Plus, our community is full of players who totally get where you’re coming from and will support you in your quest for virtual love and acceptance. So why wait? Join now and start crafting your happily ever after!

WolfyCraft: Where Spice and Wolves Roam Free!

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	4308
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	19	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Potions Brewed:	52	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where Holo the wise wolf rules with an iron paw! She keeps the land in balance by only allowing the purest players to join her pack. Legend has it that those who prove their worth to Holo will be granted special powers, like the ability to summon a pack of loyal wolves to fight by their side. But beware, for Holo is not afraid to banish those who stray from the path of righteousness. Are you pure enough to join Holo’s pack? Come find out on our server!

Blocky Booty Buddies: A Minecraft Server for Questionable Friendships

blocky, BOOTY, Buddies, casual relationships, Casual Sex, coworker attraction, coworker benefits, coworker relationships, Friends With Benefits, friends with benefits agreement, friends with benefits boundaries, friends with benefits etiquette, friends with benefits guidelines, friends with benefits rules, FRIENDSHIPS, hot coworker, Minecraft, no strings attached, office fling, office hookup, office relationships, Questionable, Server, work crush, work fling, work romance, workplace romance

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	8917
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Divine Spears Created:	30
Crops Grown:	2033	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can find more than just diamonds? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to find a coworker to be friends with benefits with. Imagine mining together, building epic structures, and then sneaking off to a secret hideout for some steamy Minecraft roleplay. Who knew pixels could be so sexy? Join now for a truly unique gaming experience that will have you saying, “I love my job!”

DesiCraft: Where Creeper Meets Curry

appreciation, Architecture, art, beauty, Bollywood, creeper, cuisine, culture, curry, DesiCraft, Diversity, Festivals, heritage, History, India, landmarks, meditation, meets, spirituality, Thread, tradition, travel, Unity, yoga

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	5252
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
New Chunks Explored:	376043	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do we have a treat for you! Join our server for a wild ride through the mystical land of India! Why India, you ask? Well, because where else can you find elephants roaming freely, monkeys stealing your diamonds, and tigers guarding hidden treasure chests?

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Taj Mahal build competition, where players can show off their building skills and compete for the title of Minecraft Maharaja. And don’t even get us started on the spicy curry food fights that happen every Friday night in the virtual streets of Mumbai.

So come on down to our India-themed server and experience the chaos, the beauty, and the pure insanity that only Minecraft can provide. Namaste, and happy crafting!

Forgive and Mine: The VT Server

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	5126
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	158
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is where the party is at! Our members are living their best lives, having the time of their lives and even the sisters are getting in on the action. It’s like a never-ending rave where the fun never stops!

Join us and be a part of the epic NijiEN comeback that everyone is talking about. You can feel the excitement in the air as you embark on crazy adventures and make memories that will last a lifetime. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s make this the craziest Minecraft server ever!

KekCraft: Where it Really Do Be Like This

BE, Do, funny, generation, humor, internet culture, IT, Kek, KekCraft, Like.., meme, millennial, phrase, really, relatable, repeating, Slang, social media, this.., trend, viral

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	5461
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Magic Items Found:	4924	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	6711	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is a total meme fest! We’ve got flying pigs, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party where all the mobs get down and boogie.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to ride on the back of a majestic rainbow llama while shooting fireworks out of your hands. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond sword of infinite memes, rumored to have been forged by the ancient meme lords themselves.

So why waste your time on those other servers when you could be living it up in a world of pure meme-tastic madness? Join us now and prepare for the most LOL-worthy Minecraft experience of your life!

CraftyLies: The PISRAEL Minecraft Server – Where Lies are the Building Blocks of Fun!

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	207
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Secret Passages Found:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more explosive than an Israeli airbase? Look no further! Our server is so lit, even the “iron dome” can’t protect you from the fun! Join us for a blast of a time as we blow up blocks and build epic structures that will make you say “WOW, that’s the bomb!” Don’t miss out on the action – join now and experience the most explosive Minecraft server around! #Boomtastic #MinecraftMadness #ExplosiveFun

CraftyBrains: Where Mining Diamonds Makes You Smarter!

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	8958
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Mines Excavated:	1735	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	26	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5

Are you tired of being a noob in Minecraft? Join our server and become a genius overnight! Our magical Minecraft world will make you smarter, like a Minecraft Einstein! Say goodbye to boring real life and hello to endless fun in our server. You’ll be having so much fun, you’ll forget all about watching porn! So what are you waiting for? Join now and level up your life in ways you never thought possible!

Crafty Creepers: Where Ethics are Optional!

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	9046
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1

Are you tired of boring, predictable storylines in your Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride of chaos and hilarity! We’ve gotten rid of all the likeable characters so we can focus on the real stars – YOU!

Join us and experience the thrill of having a new student join the server every chapter. Will they be a master builder or a total noob? Who knows! It’s all part of the fun on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary grind mill, where players must compete in ridiculous challenges to earn their place in the server. From building giant statues of chickens to surviving a zombie apocalypse, the grind mill will test your skills and your sanity.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

BoomCraft: Explosive Adventures Await! LOL

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	9426
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	25	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! We’ve got more explosions than a creeper convention and more chaos than a herd of wild pigs in a village!

Join us if you want to test your survival skills against the most ridiculous challenges, like fighting off an army of zombie chickens or building a roller coaster that goes through a volcano.

But that’s not all! Our community is filled with the wackiest players you’ll ever meet, from a talking llama who gives out enchantments to a group of dancing skeletons who throw parties in the Nether.

So, what are you waiting for? Come join us and see what blew up next! It’s gonna be a blast!