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RegretCraft

biggest regret, Decisions, hindsight, hindsight is 20/20, if only, learn from mistakes, lessons learned, life choices, living with regret, looking back, missed opportunities, moving forward, overcoming regrets, past mistakes, personal growth, Reflection, regret, RegretCraft, self improvement, self reflection, wish I could change

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	1175
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
New Chunks Explored:	657864	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Buildings Constructed:	9	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	26	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Endless Night Skies:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0

Have you ever accidentally punched a creeper instead of running away like a coward? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have specially trained creeper whisperers who will calm those explosive green meanies down with just a few soothing words. Join us and never live with the regret of blown-up loot again!

MissileDodgers Minecraft Server

cross-border cooperation, defense cooperation, defense strategy, diplomatic dialogue, eastern europe, foreign policy, intercept, international relations, military technology, Minecraft, missile defense capabilities, missile defense system, MissileDodgers, national defense, nato alliance, Polish officials, regional stability, Romanian journalists, Russian missiles, security concerns, Server, strategic communication, threat assessment

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	210
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	37
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	4

so like, u know how polish officials are like, “nah we ain’t gonna intercept them russian missiles”? well, they got a good reason for it. they’re too busy playin on this epic minecraft server! yea, u heard me right. they’re too busy buildin epic castles and fightin dragons to worry about some silly missiles.

join this server and u can be like a polish official too, except u can intercept all the missiles u want in minecraft! build ur own missile defense system and protect ur land from creepers and zombies.

plus, u can hang out with romanian journalists who will tell u all about the latest gossip in the minecraft world. maybe they’ll even teach u how to build a secret underground base or somethin.

so come on, join this server and be a part of the most epic adventure of ur life. who needs russian missiles when u got minecraft, amirite?

KurskCraft: Putin’s Sacred Duty

denial, Duty, Kursk incursion, KurskCraft, Nervous, putin, Putins, russia, Sacred, sacred duty, Strange rant

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	1896
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	123	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Animals Bred:	78

come join our minecraft server where putin denies russia is ‘nervous’ about kursk incursion but instead is building a secret underground base to hide all the diamonds he’s hoarding!! 😂🤣🤪

we have a secret society of players who are dedicated to finding putin’s hidden stash and stealing it for themselves! 🕵️‍♂️🕵️‍♀️

rumor has it that if you can find the secret entrance to putin’s base, you will be rewarded with unlimited diamonds and a pet polar bear to guard your loot! 🐻💎

join us for a wild adventure filled with intrigue, espionage, and of course, plenty of minecraft madness! 🤯🤩🤪

Butterfly Haven: Save the Flutterers

at-risk butterflies, Biodiversity, butterflies, butterfly, butterfly habitats, conservation, ecosystem, endangered butterflies, Endangered species, environmental management, Extinction, Flutterers, habitat management, Haven, human help, insect conservation, nature conservation, research study, Save, species preservation, species survival., Survival, wildlife, WSU

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	5317
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	290
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Crops Grown:	7021
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38
Chimeras Created:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we take care of at-risk butterflies because apparently they need our help to survive like what even? but hey, if you wanna save some butterflies while building epic structures and battling creepers, this is the place to be! who knew butterflies were so needy, amirite? but seriously, come join us and be a butterfly hero in the virtual world of minecraft!

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	3331
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Enchantments Applied:	168
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11

BADGEPLUG is a leading online retailer specializing in unique and high-quality enamel pins and badges. Founded in 2017, the company offers a wide variety of designs ranging from pop culture references to original artwork. BADGEPLUG’s mission is to provide customers with creative and affordable accessories that allow them to express themselves and showcase their personality. With a commitment to excellent customer service and fast shipping, BADGEPLUG has quickly gained a loyal following among pin collectors and enthusiasts.

MountainSMP

Balkan Survival Roleplay Adventure Custom Items Teams TLauncher Premium Cracked PvP Economy Quests Minigames Community Events Towns Plugins Factions Creative Skyblock, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	5020
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Buildings Constructed:	50
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Votes:	1171
Ores Mined:	8653	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Holy Grails Found:	4

The only Balkan Minecraft server that provides a combined experience of Minecraft survival, roleplay and adventure.

Server that provides Custom Items, Teams and much more!!

Players with TLauncher (Cracked) as well as with Minecraft Launcher (Premium) can play.

Mountain is a cracked server, which means everyone can play!

play.mountain-smp.com

Nikke’s Fun Minecraft Server

Android, codes, costume gacha, Costume Passes, current events, Developer’s Note, Evangelion Collab, event pass, FAQ, Fun, Game Download, General Info, Ios, Minecraft, Mission Pass, new players, Nikke Codes, Nikkes, PC, Rewards, Server, Solo Raid, Special Recruit, update

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	4440
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Titanic Battles Fought:	18
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	288
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with craziness and chaos that you won’t find anywhere else.

Our server is so awesome that even the Evangelion crew wants in on the action! That’s right, we’ve got a collab with them that will blow your mind. Fight alongside Asuka, Rei, and Mari as you take on massive objects and evade all the things you never thought you could evade.

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got Full Burst Days on weekends where things get even more intense. And don’t even get us started on the Sim Room Overclock season – it’s a total game-changer.

Plus, our special recruits are top-notch. Asuka, Rei, and Misato are all up for grabs, along with some killer costume passes that will make you the envy of all your Minecraft buddies.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane Minecraft journey and let’s conquer the virtual world together!

Minecraft SMP – Relentless Formula One – Monza Trophy Edition

#FantasyGP, Alpine 100 Race Plan, baku gp, Dark Horse, Edition, Fernando Alonso, Formula, formula one, lap 7345, las vegas gp, leclerc, Miami GP, Minecraft, Monza, monza trophy, Nico Hülkenberg, RELENTLESS, santander, smp, sprint race, support race, Technical director, Trophy, upgraded floor, WCC Standings, WDC Standings, WEC Standings.

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	1253
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Divine Spears Created:	27	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Alien Abductions:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12

Are you tired of boring SMPs with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like no other! Join us for crazy shenanigans, epic battles, and outrageous stories that will leave you laughing for days.

With a countdown to the Well Done Baku GP and a FantasyGP league that will test your Formula Autism skills, this SMP is not for the faint of heart. Witness Nico Hülkenberg’s quest for a podium after 222 races and Fernando Alonso’s never-ending drought since his last win 195 races ago.

But that’s not all! Our WDC standings are wilder than a herd of creepers, with Verstappen leading the pack and Leclerc making a comeback like never before. And don’t even get us started on the WCC and WEC standings – it’s a rollercoaster of emotions that will keep you on the edge of your seat.

So why wait? Join us now for a Minecraft SMP experience like no other. Who knows, you might even witness Bottas blaming Colapinto or see a paddock ice rink at the Las Vegas GP. The possibilities are endless, and the fun never stops on our server!

CraftyCash75K

budgeting, CraftyCash75K, finance, Financial Advice, financial decisions, financial freedom, financial future, Financial goals, financial independence, financial mindset, Financial Planning, Financial Security, Financial Stability, financial strategies, Financial Success, financial wellbeing, Investment, MONEY, personal finance, savings, wealth management

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	4352
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	9281
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43

Imagine joining a Minecraft server where the currency is not diamonds or emeralds, but cold hard cash! Yes, you heard that right – $75k is up for grabs on this server! Build the most epic mansion made entirely out of dollar bills or create a roller coaster ride made of gold bars. The possibilities are endless when you have that much money to play with!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest somewhere on the server filled with even more cash. Will you be the lucky player to find it and become the richest Minecrafter in the land?

So come on, join us on this insane Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your bank account)!

CheptegeiCraft: Boyfriend Attack Edition

athlete, Attack, Boyfriend, Cheptegei, CheptegeiCraft, crime, dies, domestic violence, Edition, Homicide, investigation, murder, News, Runner, Running, sports, track and field, tragic, tragic death, uganda, Ugandan, violence

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	5003
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38

come join our epic minecraft server where u can run like ugandan runner cheptegei before he got attacked by his boyfriend! we have the fastest horses for u to ride and race against other players! beware of boyfriend attacks tho, they can happen at any moment! but don’t worry, we have a special potion that can protect u from crazy boyfriends! join now for the most intense and hilarious minecraft experience ever! let’s goooooooo! 🏃🐎💥 #boyfriendattacks #fastesthorses #minecraftmadness