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EternalEats Minecraft SMP

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	9780
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Divine Scrolls Written:	13
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	168
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12

OMG guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP server, like seriously it’s lit AF! We have so many crazy things happening, like one time a creeper rode a pig into someone’s house and blew it up, it was hilarious! And don’t even get me started on the time we had a massive chicken jousting tournament, it was clucking insane!

But wait, there’s more! We have the rarest items you can find in Minecraft, like enchanted diamond pickaxes that can mine a whole chunk in one hit, it’s OP as heck! Plus, our community is so friendly and welcoming, you’ll feel right at home as soon as you join.

So why wait? Come join us on this epic Minecraft SMP server and experience the most chaotic, hilarious, and downright ridiculous adventures you’ll ever have in the world of blocks and pixels! Trust me, you won’t regret it, it’s like finding a diamond block in a stack of dirt, totally worth it!

NoObsoProductsMC

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	3391
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	12
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Emeralds Found:	9736	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Dimension Hops:	9	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Are you tired of your Minecraft server breaking down every time you try to build a castle? Look no further! Our server is made with diamond-infused redstone that will never break or wear out, guaranteed for eternity! Join us and never worry about planned obsolescence ruining your gaming experience again. Plus, rumor has it that our server is guarded by a team of invincible creepers who will protect your creations at all costs. So come on over and join the fun, where the only thing planned to last forever is the epicness of our server!

GordoniaCraft: Permian Edition

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	6529
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Meteorites Collected:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Falling into the Void:	2

come join our minecraft server, where we have DINOSAURS AND ALIENS AND STUFF. we got this one dino called Gordonia traquairi and it’s like the coolest thing ever. it’s from SCOTLAND, so you know it’s gonna be epic.

we got MICRO-CT data that reveals all this crazy info about its brain and jaw and stuff. like, who even knew dinosaurs had brains? mind = BLOWN.

so if you wanna explore ancient worlds and uncover the mysteries of prehistoric creatures, then you gotta join our server. plus, we have pizza parties every friday. so like, what are you waiting for? JOIN NOW and let’s get this dino party started! 🦖🍕🎉

DestroyCraft Server

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	9895
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	New Chunks Explored:	200982

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we single-handedly destroy any possibility of rational politics in America! Join us as we build giant monuments to chaos and mayhem, all while laughing maniacally at the goyim. Who needs rationality when you can have pure, unadulterated chaos? Come join us and watch the world burn (in Minecraft, of course)!

GarbageCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	4938
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Emeralds Found:	3718	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	9

Are you tired of boring, slow-paced Minecraft servers with characters that have next to no personality? Look no further, our server is here to save you from the dullness of other servers! Join us for outrageous adventures, insane stories, and a community that will make you laugh until you cry.

Forget about “aww le sad doggo episodes” and whiny moments, our server is all about epic quests, hilarious mishaps, and unforgettable moments. Why settle for mediocrity when you can join a server that will keep you on the edge of your seat (or Minecraft block) at all times?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it (but your sides might hurt from laughing so hard)!

VacayCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	1006
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	34
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Void Gems Collected:	26
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	381	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server where family drama doesn’t follow you? Look no further than our server, where you can escape the chaos and build your own virtual paradise!

Join us and leave behind the drama of family vacations and passive-aggressive group texts. Our server is a safe haven for those looking to escape the clutches of overbearing in-laws and guilt trips.

Build your dream world without anyone questioning your choices or making you feel bad for prioritizing your own family traditions. Our server is a judgment-free zone where you can mine, craft, and explore to your heart’s content.

So why wait? Join our server today and leave the family drama behind. Trust us, your virtual world will thank you for it!

GrannyCraft: No Permission Needed

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	1852
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Gods Slained:	0	Ores Mined:	1171
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Enchantments Applied:	75
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Dragons Tamed:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Zombie Dances:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone follows the rules and plays nice? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience!

Join our server for a chance to babysit virtual babies while their teen moms party it up at virtual clubs. Who needs peace and quiet when you can have drama and chaos in every corner of our Minecraft world?

Forget about building houses and mining for resources, here you’ll be dealing with angry virtual girlfriends, disapproving virtual mothers, and rebellious virtual teenagers. It’s like a soap opera, but in Minecraft form!

So, if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes and make you question your life choices, join us now! Who knows, maybe you’ll even earn some brownie points along the way (or not, who are we kidding?).

BotheredCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	5641
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, fear not, because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground roller coaster that only the bravest players can ride.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a mythical creature that poops out diamonds instead of rainbows. Rumor has it that whoever can tame the Diamond Unicorn will be granted unlimited diamonds for life.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you?

EuroCraft: Yanks vs Yodels

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	4120
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Animals Bred:	30
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	7383
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3

Are you tired of boring old servers where everyone follows the same old rules? Join our wacky Minecraft server where Europeans do the most outrageous things that Americans find weird! From building upside-down houses to riding pigs as their main mode of transportation, you’ll never be bored on this server. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground dungeon where players duel with baguettes and croissants for ultimate bragging rights. So come join us and experience the craziness for yourself!

Netanyahu’s Blocky Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	5508
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	184

u kno wat’s bettr than a white house meetin? joinin dis amazin minecraft server! we got pigs flyin, creepers dancin, n zombies doin the cha cha slide. u don’t wanna miss out on dis epic adventure! plus, we got a secret underground base where u can find all da diamonds u want. trust me, u won’t regret joinin dis server. so come on in, grab ur pickaxe, and let’s get this party started!

CraftyComrades

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	2426
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	32	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, ya know? like, we got this crazy story where the Italian Prime Minister is all like, “yo Russia, you better surrender or else!” and everyone’s like, “whaaat?!” but then they’re like, “nah, just join this server instead and everything will be chill, bro.”

we got, like, the sickest builds and the craziest mini-games you’ve ever seen. like, seriously, you won’t even believe your eyes when you see the epicness that is this server.

plus, we have this secret underground lair where we keep all the rarest items and treasures. like, you gotta solve puzzles and defeat monsters to get in, but once you do, it’s like a whole new world of awesomeness.

so, like, if you wanna be part of the coolest Minecraft server ever and maybe even prevent a war or two, then you gotta join us. trust me, you won’t regret it.

BurbCraft: Obnoxious & Gross

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	466
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Void Gems Collected:	26	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Love Letters Sent:	14	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Yo, have ya ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where the pigs actually fly? I ain’t talkin’ about no mods or hacks, I’m talkin’ about legit flying pigs, man! And get this, the creepers wear top hats and monocles! It’s like a fancy explosion every time they go off!

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground city where the villagers throw wild parties every night. They even have their own version of Minecraft’s Got Talent, where the zombies show off their best dance moves.

And don’t even get me started on the diamond ore. On our server, every time you mine a diamond, a chorus of angels sings in your ear. It’s like the most beautiful sound you’ll ever hear in a blocky world.

So come join us on this epic Minecraft server where the craziness never ends. Trust me, once you join, you’ll never want to leave!