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Crafty Tipsters Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	6642
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Votes:	4569	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3

Join our Minecraft server and never worry about leg pain again! Our server is equipped with special finishing mechanics that ensure you always finish strong. Say goodbye to achy legs and hello to endless gaming fun! Plus, rumor has it that Notch himself blessed our server with magical powers that will make your builds ten times more epic. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure!

Why Minecraft SMP Seinfeld Marriage So Bad

Analysis, bad, comedy, comedy series, Commitment, critique, cultural impact, Entertainment, humor, jerry seinfeld, long-term relationships, love, Marriage, Minecraft, pop culture, relationships, seinfeld, Sitcom, smp, societal norms, Stereotypes, television, tv show

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	8620
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Alien Abductions:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	4

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place in the Minecraft universe! Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, have dance parties with creepers, and participate in epic llama races across the land.

Ever wonder why Seinfeld made marriage look so horrible? Well, on our server, we have a whole town dedicated to exploring the ups and downs of virtual relationships. Get married to a villager, have virtual kids, and watch as your pixelated family grows and thrives (or falls apart in a dramatic soap opera).

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground bunker where we keep all the rarest items in the game. Want a diamond sword with the power of a thousand suns? We got it. Need a potion that turns you into a flying unicorn? We can make it happen. Join our server and unlock the mysteries of the Minecraft universe like never before.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the wildest, wackiest, and most absurd Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.

ChudCraft Minecraft Server

Attitudes, Australians, Behavior, ChudCraft, chuds, culture, derogatory, discrimination, DISRESPECTFUL, generalizations, Identity, ignorance, insults, Minecraft, misconceptions, Nationality, offensive, prejudice, Rude, Server, society, Stereotypes, Xenophobia

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	6172
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with normies? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all the chuds out there!

Join us and experience the thrill of riding kangaroos into battle, mining for diamonds with your pet koala, and building upside-down houses just for fun. Our community is filled with hilarious Aussies who will keep you entertained with their outrageous antics and quirky slang.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground bunker where we host epic Vegemite eating contests and throw shrimp on the barbie parties. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a drop bear lurking in the trees waiting to pounce on unsuspecting players.

So why are Australians such chuds? Because we know how to have a bloody good time on this insane Minecraft server! Join us now and let the shenanigans begin!

Kaiju No.8 Minecraft SMP #117

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	8099
Rating:	4.5 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Mines Excavated:	3534
Star Shards Collected:	230	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Epic Quests Completed:	14	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride on the chickens and the creepers do the moonwalk before exploding!

We have a secret underground base where we host weekly llama dance parties and a sky island where the sheep can fly (yes, you read that right, FLY!). Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby!

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get a free pet slime that will follow you around and leave a trail of glitter wherever it goes. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants wishes (just don’t ask for unlimited diamonds, we’ve tried that already).

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many potions of invisibility).

Kanade’s Workplace Harassment Minecraft Server

Accountability, accountability culture, consequences, discrimination, fair treatment, Harassment, HR, Inappropriate Behavior, investigation, Justice, Kanade, Kanades, legal action, Minecraft, misconduct, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, Silence, transparency, Victim, Workplace, workplace culture, workplace ethics, workplace harassment, セクハラ

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	7060
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	7515	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	28
Towns Built:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most hilarious place to be! Join us and witness the epic saga of Kanade and her workplace セクハラ scandal unfold in real-time. Will justice be served? Will there be a dramatic courtroom showdown? Who knows, but one thing’s for sure – you won’t want to miss a minute of the action on our server! Join now for a wild ride filled with laughter, drama, and maybe even a little bit of Minecraft gameplay.

Top 10 Minecraft SMP Countries in the Western Hemisphere

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	1409
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	6856
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is where the real action is at! Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a whole lot of chaos.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with treasure guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes. Yes, you read that right. And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that we have a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the top 10 countries in the western hemisphere, each with their own unique culture and customs. From the land of talking cows to the kingdom of flying pigs, you’ll never run out of new places to explore and conquer.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in the world of blocks and pixels. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

SwipeRun server Minecraft

1.16.5, Auto-mine, Cozy, Craftbukkit, Development, Donation cases, ENDER WORLD, Features, Ip:, LUCK, Minecraft, Monitoring, Parkour, Portal, Prizes, Project, pvp arena, Sawmill, Server, Shop, Starter Kit, SwipeRun

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	1192
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	833	Magical Moments Shared:	17
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3

Welcome to our SwipeRun server, which we have put up for monitoring specifically for the development of our project in the future! In order to access our server you need to enter a special ip: 5.188.118.142:30058

Our server has a bunch of different interesting features and features such as: auto-mine, donation cases, pvp arena, parkour with prizes, sawmill, portal to the Ender world and much more! Our server is built on the craftbukkit core! Entry: 1.16.5!!! Good luck to you, dear friend, on our cozy SwipeRun server!!! It will only get more interesting and better!

5.188.118.142:30058

Pillow Myth Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	9561
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	67	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20
Animals Bred:	41	Epic Shields Constructed:	18
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Secret Passages Found:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can join a world where human beings are invincible against pillows! That’s right, you can try to smother someone with a pillow all you want, but they will never die. It’s like a never-ending pillow fight that you can’t lose!

But that’s not all, our server also has a secret underground pillow fort where players can battle it out in epic pillow wars. The winner gets a crown made out of feathers and bragging rights for being the ultimate pillow warrior.

Join us now and experience the thrill of trying to kill someone with a pillow, only to realize it’s impossible. It’s a whole new level of Minecraft fun that you won’t find anywhere else!

Le Hobby Vtubing Minecraft SMP

Anime, Content Creation, digital content, digital identity, Entertainment, Gaming, hobby, internet personality, Lies, Live streaming, Minecraft, niji, online presence, online streaming, smp, virtual avatar, virtual community, virtual performance, virtual reality, virtual world, virtual youtuber, vtubing

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	3578
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	20
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we promise you won’t find any Vtubers…because they all left to join Niji! But don’t worry, we have something even better – our players are actually secret agents in disguise! Join us for epic missions, crazy adventures, and maybe even a chance to save the world from a zombie apocalypse (or just build a cool castle, whatever floats your boat)! So come on, join us and become a part of the most top-secret, action-packed SMP out there!

Blocky BFFs Minecraft Server

2024.., 4B Movement, Anime, Aspie bros, Aspie nerd, autistic, BFF’s, blocky, DATING, feminism, Identity, Masculinity, Minecraft, Normie, pokemon memes, pussy, relationships, Server, sex, social norms, Stereotypes, Women, Wrong Planet

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	2211
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Demon Skulls Collected:	33
Mythical Swords Crafted:	52	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	4

Are you tired of being rejected by women for being a normie? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we welcome all Aspie nerds with open arms!

Join us as we celebrate the downfall of normie guys who used to bully us, and watch as they spiral into despair over their lack of female attention.

We’ve single-handedly ruined women’s dating preferences, leaving normies and Aspies alike without a chance for love. But hey, who needs women when you have a thriving community of anime and Pokémon meme enthusiasts?

So come on, embrace your inner Aspie and join our server today! Who needs normies when you can have a blast with us?