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Pixel Plantation Minecraft Server

action, animation quality, Anime, badly animated, Character development, children, confusion, Delico’s Nursery, fanservice, fight scene, Intrigue, lack of intrigue, lack of plot, Married men, Minecraft, non-existent plot, PIXEL, Plantation, Plot, Server, storytelling, Straight.., Yaoi bait

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	3082
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Astral Projections Made:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Towns Built:	10	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Votes:	6753	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Welcome to the most absurd Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter!

Join us if you’re tired of boring plots and lackluster fight scenes in anime, because on our server, we have none of that! Instead, get ready for a wild ride where the only goal is to build the most outrageous structures and prank your friends with ridiculous traps.

Looking for fanservice? Look no further, because our server is filled with chickens in tuxedos and pigs wearing top hats. And forget about Yaoi bait, our characters are all straight married men with children…who happen to be best friends with talking llamas.

So if you’re ready to experience the most nonsensical and hilarious Minecraft server out there, join us now and prepare to laugh until you cry!

Valley Prison

Prison, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	5698
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Potions Brewed:	148	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	18	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Runes Activated:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8

Welcome to Valley Prison, a Minecraft server offering a unique prison experience with pickaxe upgrades, plots, and prestige ranks. Explore the depths of our mines and upgrade your tools to uncover valuable resources.

Claim your plot in our community and showcase your creativity through custom builds. Progress through prestige ranks to unlock special perks and privileges, advancing your status within the prison.

Participate in auctions to buy and sell items, and take on quests for rewards and reputation boosts. Access exclusive Donor Kits and earn rewards from the Vote Crate to enhance your gameplay.

Engage in thrilling PvP Warzone events to earn tokens and showcase your combat skills. After achieving 15 prestiges, unlock freedom to explore the expansive open world beyond the prison confines.

Valley Prison offers an immersive and competitive environment for players seeking adventure and progression within Minecraft. Join us and discover a world where mining, building, and PvP challenges await at every turn.

play.valleyprison.com

ColaMC

bedrock, ColaMC, Cross-Play, Economy, java, Minecraft, Parkour, Server, Survival

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	110
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Gods Slained:	1	Magic Items Found:	5158
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Emeralds Found:	5060
Magical Moments Shared:	21	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3

We are a starting Minecraft server, so far we only have a survival game mode, we will expand in the future, play along via Java and Bedrock!

play.colamc.eu

SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES | 1000 ACHIVOK Minecraft server

1000 ACHIVOK, donates, Minecraft, Server, Survival, WITHOUT WIPES

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	3618
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Falling into the Void:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Undead Armies Raised:	5

The owner of the server “SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPE and DONATIONS 1000 ACHIEVEMENTS” has not added a description yet. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

grki.vanillaboxmc.ru

Lava Craft

cool items, epic ranks, Hunger Games, in game money, Lava Craft, minecraft server, Mini Games, Mob Arena, Parkour, Survival, survival mode

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	7804
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Meteorites Collected:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	5234
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	1060	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Crops Grown:	9001	Secret Guilds Joined:	4

Join Lava Craft Now and experience something different.with out wide range of mini games such as mob arena, hunger games, parkour and many more win ingame money and cool items.Also check out our epic ranks to make your survival mode even better.

lavacraft.apexmc.co:25620

FiredUp Minecraft Server

disciplinary action, employee accountability, employee evaluation, employee misconduct, employee termination, employment decisions, employment termination, FiredUp, human Resources, job dismissal, job performance, job security, Job Termination, job termination process, managerial decisions, Minecraft, professional conduct, Server, staff dismissal, Termination, workforce management, workplace behavior, workplace ethics

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	5006
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Falling into the Void:	0
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	35	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to spice things up!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between giant chickens and zombie pigmen, or if you want to participate in our weekly “Build a Castle Using Only TNT” competition.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is run by a group of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of redstone engineering? That’s right, our llamas are the true geniuses behind our server’s crazy contraptions and mind-blowing creations.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare to have your mind blown (and possibly your base blown up by a mischievous llama)!

NiceDayCraft Minecraft Server

ANONYMOUS, anonymous good vibes, anonymous greeting, anonymous kindness, anonymous message, anonymous positive thoughts, anonymous positivity, anonymous warm wishes, anonymous well wishes, Good Vibes, greetings, have a good day, Hope, kind words, Minecraft, nice day, NiceDayCraft, positive message, positive thoughts, positivity, Server, warm wishes, well-wishes

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	3384
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Mythical Quests Completed:	17	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, flying pigs, and talking creepers.

Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret underground disco party hosted by the Endermen.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret portal that leads to a parallel universe where everything is made of cake. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can try to tame the elusive Rainbow Sheep that roams the lands.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a Minecraft experience like no other. And who knows, you might even become best friends with a zombie villager who moonlights as a DJ on weekends.

SingleMomSquad Minecraft Server

bills, clean living spaces, free to stay, German roach infestation, House, insurance plan, long night shift, messy house, Minecraft, mother’s death, my way or the highway, nephew, nephew’s dad, pandemic, phone plan, Server, single mother, SingleMomSquad, sister, stipulations, Ultimatum, veterans affairs home loan

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	4303
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20	Towns Built:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	21
Crops Grown:	9553	Emeralds Found:	1642
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	443	Living Shadows Defeated:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of dealing with messy family members like never before! Join us and escape the chaos of real life by immersing yourself in a world where you can actually enforce rules and have them followed!

On our server, you can create your own virtual house and set whatever crazy stipulations you want for your virtual family members. Want them to clean up after themselves? Pay virtual bills on time? It’s all possible here! And if they don’t comply, you can give them the ultimate ultimatum – the virtual highway!

Plus, if you’re dealing with a roach infestation in real life, don’t worry – we guarantee a bug-free environment on our server. No messy rooms, no unpaid bills, just pure virtual bliss.

So come join us and let out all your frustrations in a hilarious and outrageous way. Who knew dealing with family drama could be so entertaining in Minecraft?

MommaCraft: Name Dilemma

bad guy, Chemo, DAUGHTER, Dilemma, firstborn daughter, Friend, grandaughter, hurt, husband, hypothetical, late mom, middle name, MommaCraft, more kids, name.., Naming, passed away, Promise, sick, Sons, Treatment, Upset

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	6377
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	20
Dimension Hops:	11	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Meteorites Collected:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	15
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as crazy as this family drama? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to name your virtual daughter whatever you want, without any passive-aggressive comments from your husband!

We promise that you won’t have to deal with any in-game MIL drama or name disputes. Plus, if you ever decide to have more virtual kids, you can name them all after your favorite Minecraft blocks!

So come join us for a fun and drama-free Minecraft experience – because who needs real-life family drama when you can have virtual adventures instead?

FamilyDramaCraft Minecraft Server

awkward encounters, awkward situations, cringe-worthy events, cringeworthy moments, embarrassing moments, family disputes, family drama, family dysfunction, Family Events, family gatherings, family get-togethers, Family secrets, family tension, FamilyDramaCraft, Inappropriate Behavior, Minecraft, regrettable incidents, Server, social faux pas, uncomfortable conversations, uncomfortable gatherings, uncomfortable silences

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	1356
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	127	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
New Chunks Explored:	407454	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Potions Brewed:	137
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Emeralds Found:	225

Are you tired of boring family functions where Aunt Mildred talks your ear off about her cats and Uncle Bob keeps hogging the grill? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and escape the awkward small talk and overcooked burgers.

Our server is like a family function on steroids – but in a good way! Picture this: instead of awkward silences, you’ll be battling dragons and building epic castles with your new virtual family. And forget about Aunt Mildred’s cat stories, on our server, you’ll be trading rare items and embarking on epic quests with your new friends.

So why join our Minecraft server? Because where else can you say you survived a zombie apocalypse with your virtual family while Uncle Bob accidentally set fire to his own house (again)? Join us for an unforgettable experience that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity – all in the best way possible.

House RulezCraft

atypical norms, eccentric protocols, Etiquette, friend’s house, guest behavior, Hospitality, House, house rules, odd instructions, offbeat requirements, peculiar customs, peculiar stipulations, quirky guidelines, RulezCraft, social norms, strange rules, unconventional standards, unexpected regulations, unfamiliar practices, unfamiliar traditions, unique expectations, unusual requests

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	8572
Rating:	4.4 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Divine Spears Created:	12
Mythical Swords Crafted:	64	Dragon Eggs Found:	4095
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5

Have you ever been to a friend’s house and they had the most bizarre rule ever? Well, imagine a Minecraft server where the only rule is that you have to wear a chicken suit at all times! Yes, you heard that right. Forget about armor, forget about cool skins, all you need is a clucking chicken suit to fit in with the rest of the players.

But wait, there’s more! On this server, every time you mine a diamond, a magical unicorn will appear and grant you three wishes. And no, you can’t wish for more diamonds, that’s just greedy.

Oh, and did we mention that there’s a secret underground disco party happening every night at coordinates 420,69? Get your dance moves ready because the creepers know how to boogie down.

So why join this Minecraft server? Because where else can you wear a chicken suit, make wishes with unicorns, and party with creepers all in one place? It’s a wild ride that you won’t want to miss out on!