non crimes – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

HushCraft: Where Paying in Diamonds is the Only Crime!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where covering up non-crimes is not only allowed, it’s encouraged! We call it the “hush money” server because we believe in keeping things quiet, especially when it comes to our epic builds and crazy adventures.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building a secret underground base filled with treasure, or if you want to ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen.

And remember, on our server, anything goes – even if it involves questionable decisions with porn stars. So come on over and join the fun, because on our server, the only crime is not having a good time!

HelvetiaNetwork: Where even creepers social distance in SMP!

Bosses, building, Crafting, CREEPERS, custom crafting, custom drops, Distance, Earth, Economy, Factions, Farming, Fishing, HelvetiaNetwork, market, Nations, Network, PvE, PvP, Sieges, smp, Social, Spawners, Towny, villagers, War

Server Name:	Helvetia Network: JAVA & BEDROCK (crossplay)
Description:	Earth towny PVP\|PVE 2 worlds economy and more!
MC IP:	play.helvetianetwork.com
Discord Invite:	https://discord.gg/w8crhRmMy5
Dynamic World Map:	http://play.helvetianetwork.com:8123/
Website Store:	https://shop.helvetianetwork.com/

FAQ

What are the main features of Helvetia Network?

– Two Earths with PvE and PvP focus
– Crafting, farming, building, economy, and social aspects
– Villager shops, economies, and dynamic drop tables
– Custom crafting recipes and mob drop tables
– Ability to capture creatures with nets
– Special items “Coins” for fair access to premium features
– Custom drops from spawners, fishing, and more

What are the costs for setting up towns and nations?

– Nations cost 1000 to create
– Town plots can be claimed for only 10

How does the PvP aspect work on the server?

– PvP server focuses on player combat, land disputes, and resource fights
– Full-on wars and sieges for dominance
– No overclaiming and a 90-day inactive town kick rule

Are there unique items or features on Helvetia Network?

– Bosses with rare loot tables
– Ability to store XP and custom crafting recipes
– Access to special items and features for all players

MonkeyLeaderEdits Minecraft Server

creative editing, digital manipulation, funny edits, humor, internet humor, internet trends, leader, Meme culture, meme edits, Minecraft, monkey edits, MonkeyLeaderEdits, online jokes, Parody, political figures, political humor, Political satire, satire, Server, social commentary, social media, trending topics, viral content

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nobody appreciates your epic builds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a team of highly skilled monkeys who will create hilarious edits of your character! That’s right, say goodbye to boring old Steve or Alex and hello to a funky monkey version of yourself swinging from tree to tree in the pixelated jungle.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of ninja chickens who will protect your precious loot from any pesky griefers. These feathered warriors are trained in the ancient art of cluck-fu and will stop at nothing to keep your diamonds safe.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the wildest, wackiest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Who knows, you might even become best friends with a monkey or learn some ninja moves from a chicken!

CraftyCook Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where we promise to cook up a delicious three-course meal for you…virtually! Our chefs are experts at crafting pixelated delicacies that will leave your taste buds tingling. From a starter of Creeper Sushi to a main course of Diamond-encrusted Pork Chops, and a dessert of Redstone Cake, we’ve got it all covered. Join us for a culinary adventure like no other and feast your eyes on the most mouth-watering dishes Minecraft has to offer. Who needs real food when you can dine in style on our server? Bon appétit!

BoundaryPushers Minecraft Server

Assertiveness, Boundaries, BoundaryPushers, Communication, Conflict Resolution, emotional intelligence, healthy relationships, interpersonal skills., Minecraft, personal boundaries, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, self esteem, Self Respect, self worth, self-advocacy, self-assertion, self-care, self-confidence, self-control, self-empowerment, Server, setting boundaries

Tired of getting griefed by noobs who think they own the place? Join our Minecraft server and unleash your inner troll to teach them a lesson they won’t forget! We have a special “Troll Patrol” team dedicated to pranking the pranksters and keeping the peace in our wacky world. So if you’re ready to show those boundary-pushers who’s boss, come join us for some epic trolling adventures!

AwkwardCraft: Share Your Silence

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Join our Minecraft server and never experience an awkward silence again! Our players are constantly chatting, joking, and sharing hilarious stories that will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget what silence even is.

One time, a player accidentally built a giant statue of a chicken instead of a castle, and we all had to pretend it was intentional. Another time, someone tried to ride a pig off a cliff thinking it would fly, only to plummet to their hilarious demise.

So if you’re tired of awkward silences and boring gameplay, come join us for non-stop laughter and ridiculousness on our Minecraft server. You’ll never want to log off!

NATO Troops in Ukraine Minecraft Server

Alliance, crisis management., Defense, diplomatic efforts., eastern europe, european security, geopolitical tensions, global implications, growing dangers, international relations, military escalation, military intervention, Minecraft, nato, NATO troops, Peacekeeping, political instability, security threats, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, STAKES, territorial integrity, Troops, Ukraine, ukraine conflict

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where u can escape from the dangers of real life like nato troops in ukraine! our server is so lit that u will forget all about those growing dangers and just have a blast building and surviving with ur friends. plus, we have a secret underground bunker where u can hide from any potential conflicts that may arise. so come join us now and let’s minecraft our way to safety and fun!

DdayTVwithRishi

Accountability, Apology, communication error, D-day events, DdayTVwithRishi, event attendance, government official, leadership, media coverage, political figure, political gaffe, public apology, public perception, public relations, recording, rishi sunak, scheduling conflict, Sorry., TV interview, UK politics

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have rishi sunak apologizing for leaving d-day events early to play with us!!! he was sooo into it that he forgot all about his tv interview, that’s how lit our server is 🔥🔥🔥 we even have a special event where you can reenact d-day with rishi himself, he’ll be the first one charging into battle with a diamond sword in hand 😂😂 don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity, join now for all the chaos and fun!

Lighting the Blocks

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Yo, ever wanted to explore ancient tombs and dungeons that are already on fire when you enter? Well, do I have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride through flaming ruins where the only way out is to jump into a pit of lava and hope for the best. And don’t worry about losing all your stuff, because our friendly neighborhood Endermen will gladly steal it for you. Plus, our custom mobs include exploding chickens and zombie villagers that break out into spontaneous dance parties. So come on down to our server and experience the chaos for yourself!

TireVeggieCraft

agricultural practices, agriculture, car tires, Chemical residues, consumer awareness, contamination, drug residues, environmental impact, Environmental Science, Food Safety, health risks, human consumption, leafy vegetables, plant-based foods, Pollution, public health, researchers, soil contamination, sustainable farming, TireVeggieCraft, toxic chemicals

come join our epic minecraft server where we have CAR TIRES GROWING IN VEGETABLES, YO! 🚗🌿 that’s right, you can harvest your very own tire-tastic veggies and feast like a true tire warrior! 🤣🥦🚗

we’ve got all the crazy stuff you never knew you needed in a minecraft server, like DRUG RESIDUES in our plant-based foods for that extra kick of excitement! 💊🍅🌿 who needs boring old regular veggies when you can have ones that make you feel like you’re on a wild adventure? 😜🌟

so what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the wackiest, most unpredictable minecraft server out there! who knows what other insane surprises await you in our virtual world of tire-veggie goodness? 🤪🚗🥦🎮

CraftyVShojo+ Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the ultimate brainrot Edition! Join us as we discuss VShojo and vtubers who are obsessed with Baldur’s Gate 3. Michi is currently feeding her addiction to the game, but don’t worry, she’ll be collabing with Ollie soon – it’s gonna be epic!

But wait, there’s more! Mouse is chilling in Connor’s chat, so if you’re into that sort of thing, go check it out. Our VShojo crew is full of amazing streamers like Froot, GEEGA, Haruka, Henya, Hime, Kson, Kuro, Mata, Mel, Michi, Mouse, and Zen. Each one brings their own unique flair to the server, making it a wild and wacky place to hang out.

Join us for dedicated discussions about Kson, Henya, and all the other members. And if you’re looking for even more chaos, check out our related threads for extra fun.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into our Minecraft server and let the madness begin! Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into with this crazy crew.