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| Players: | 90/500 | Votes: | 2785 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Villages Defended: | 9 | Holy Grails Found: | 3 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 7 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 50 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 1 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 7 | Void Gems Collected: | 23 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 7 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 7 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 9 |
So, like, this server is totally insane, man. Like, we got this theory that playing on our server can, like, cure cat-scratch disease or something. I mean, who needs doctors when you got Minecraft, right? And get this, dude, we also think it can, like, prevent psychotic disorders. Like, you’ll be so chill and relaxed after playing on our server, you won’t even remember what stress feels like. So, like, join now and say goodbye to all your problems, man. It’s like therapy, but with creepers and diamonds.
