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MontyCraft: Where Spam is a Food Group and Creepers Run Away from Silly Walks

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Are you tired of living in a world that’s gone downhill faster than a pig racing down a minecart track? Well, come join our Minecraft server and escape to a world that’s as clean and vibrant as a freshly polished diamond sword!

Our server is so epic, even the creepers are too scared to blow up because they know they’ll be missing out on all the fun. We’ve got more diamonds than a rich player’s inventory and more adventures than a quest to find the elusive Herobrine.

So why join our server? Because we’ve got more laughs than a pack of villagers gossiping about the latest iron golem fashion trends. And if that’s not enough, just remember – on our server, you can build a house made entirely out of cake and no one will judge you. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the craziness begin!

ChopCraft: Chainsaw Mania

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will make your wildest dreams come true? Look no further! Join our server where we have a special event called “Baby Battle Royale” where players compete to see who can make a baby suffer the most in-game. It’s like Hunger Games, but with babies! So if you have a dark sense of humor and a competitive spirit, come join us and let’s see who can make this baby suffer the most! Join now and let the chaos begin!

Crafty McCraftface: Where Sales Drop Harder Than MHA’s Ratings

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that make you fall asleep faster than a sheep in a meadow? Well, look no further! Join our server and experience the craziest adventures you’ve ever seen in your pixelated life!

We have flying pigs that shoot rainbows out of their tails, diamond armor that turns you into a disco ball, and creepers that breakdance instead of exploding. Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon does the Macarena before you defeat it!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco club where all the mobs go to party after a long day of trying to kill you. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes a guest appearance every Saturday night to show off his killer dance moves.

So why settle for boring when you can join our server and have the time of your virtual life? Don’t miss out on the madness, join now and let the chaos begin!

Novarealms: Where Villagers are the Real MVPs in This SMP Server

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Nova Realms SMP
:construction: We have just recently released for BETA Testing!
:people_hugging: We are all about fun, inclusivity and most importantly diversity!
:no_entry_sign: We have no restrictions (other than the minecraft/discord tos) and we are open to everyone!
:clock: We plan on having this server open for as long as possible, to provide the best experience for all our players!
:tv: There are plugins that modify the game to make it even more immersive and entertaining
:mobile_phone: We are a bedrock AND Java compatible server, so invite all your friends!
(we are also accepting staff applications)

If you are interested, join our discord to learn more!

We hope to see you there!

Sincerely, Nova Realms SMP Administration Team

https://discord.gg/e69zCs3Cnr

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: To join our server, please join our Discord server first and follow the instructions provided there.

Q: Are there any restrictions on who can join?

A: Other than following Minecraft and Discord terms of service, there are no restrictions on who can join our server. We welcome everyone!

Q: Is there a specific theme or gameplay style on Nova Realms SMP?

A: Our server focuses on fun, inclusivity, and diversity. We aim to provide a diverse and immersive gameplay experience for all players.

Q: Are there any specific rules I need to follow while playing on the server?

A: While we strive to maintain a welcoming and inclusive environment, we do have a set of rules that all players must adhere to. These rules are available on our Discord server.

Q: Can I invite my friends to play on Nova Realms SMP?

A: Yes! Our server is bedrock and Java compatible, so feel free to invite all your friends to join in on the fun.

Crafty Berserk Bonanza

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where every day is a wild and berserk adventure! Join us as we embark on epic quests, battle fierce mobs, and build the most outrageous structures you’ve ever seen.

But that’s not all – we also have daily “Berserk Thread” readings where we gather around and dive into the craziest chapters of the Berserk manga. It’s not porn, but it’s still pretty good, trust us.

So why should you join our server? Well, where else can you fight off creepers while discussing the deep themes of friendship and betrayal in Berserk? Plus, our community is full of hilarious and eccentric players who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today and experience the madness for yourself! Just click on the link and prepare for a wild ride: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tReA6c8HZ-4 (Disclaimer: link may or may not lead to actual Berserk content)

Sisterly Handjob Land – A Minecraft Server of Awkward Family Bonding

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your life choices? Look no further! Join our server for the unique experience of receiving a dry handjob from your older sister as you both gaze deeply into each other’s eyes. It’s a bonding experience like no other, and you’ll never look at Minecraft the same way again. So come join us for some unforgettable moments and questionable family dynamics!

PizzaCraft: Where in Italy is this dude hiding?

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Oh, you won’t find this lad in Italy, you’ll find him in the magical land of our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild adventure where you can ride llamas through the streets of Venice, build a pizza castle in Naples, and battle creepers in the Colosseum! Plus, rumor has it there’s a secret pasta mine hidden deep underground…just watch out for the spaghetti monsters! So come join us and experience Italy like never before, only on our crazy Minecraft server!

Blocky Booty Bouncers: Where Creeper Love Happens

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t have any spice? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest one out there!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling dragons while riding on flying pigs. Our server is so epic, even the creepers have learned how to twerk!

And if you’re into scandalous gossip, you’ll love our chat feature where players discuss the most pressing question of all time: “Do you have sex in your country?” Trust us, the answers will have you rolling on the floor laughing.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Kronii’s Crazy Minecraft Adventure: AAAAAAA Edition

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! We don’t have any rules here, except for one: you must scream “AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA” at the top of your lungs every time you log in. Why, you ask? Well, because it’s fun, duh!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, where the winner gets to ride a rainbow unicorn into battle. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Kronii, who will grant you three wishes in exchange for a dance-off.

But beware, there’s a mischievous VT roaming the server, stealing people’s items and hiding them in the most ridiculous places. If you can find your missing diamond sword in the belly of a giant slime, you’ll earn the title of “Master Detective” and be hailed as a hero among players.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server, where anything is possible and chaos reigns supreme! Just remember to keep screaming “AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA” or risk being banished to the realm of boring servers. Let the madness begin!

Pixelated Pals: Where Reality Meets Virtual Blocks

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Are you tired of the boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us for a wild ride where you can ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and even have dance parties with creepers! Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon is scared to come near us.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco club where you can party with skeletons and zombies all night long. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted chicken that lays enchanted eggs.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wackiest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away.

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	13
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Magical Moments Shared:	21

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Animals Bred:	108	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	59
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Dragons Tamed:	3

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Meteorites Collected:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	42	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Ores Mined:	4231
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Villages Defended:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Dragon Eggs Found:	3646
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	24	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5

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If you are interested, join our discord to learn more!

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

Q: Are there any restrictions on who can join?

Q: Is there a specific theme or gameplay style on Nova Realms SMP?

Q: Are there any specific rules I need to follow while playing on the server?

Q: Can I invite my friends to play on Nova Realms SMP?

Crafty Berserk Bonanza

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Sisterly Handjob Land – A Minecraft Server of Awkward Family Bonding

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PizzaCraft: Where in Italy is this dude hiding?

Stats November 22, 2024

Kronii’s Crazy Minecraft Adventure: AAAAAAA Edition

Stats November 22, 2024

Pixelated Pals: Where Reality Meets Virtual Blocks

Stats November 22, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Alien Abductions:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Farms Harvested:	814	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	13
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Astral Amulets Crafted:	31	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	12
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Gods Slained:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Demon Skulls Collected:	31	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	1

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Crops Grown:	2399
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	53	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Ores Mined:	3495
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47	Enchantments Applied:	134
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2