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ChubCraft: AITA Matchmaker?

age differences, aita, body image standards, body positivity, body type preferences, body types, chubby guy, ChubCraft, dad bod, dating etiquette, dating preferences, friend’s expectations, Friendship Dynamics, Matchmaker, Miscommunication., Personal preferences, Physical attraction, rebound relationship, relationship advice, setting expectations, setting up friends, setting up friends with dates, social dynamics

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	3240
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Towns Built:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
New Chunks Explored:	192823	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for some juicy gossip and outrageous stories!

Join us and meet our very own drama queen who just got out of a virtual relationship and is on the hunt for a Minecraft rebound! She’s looking for a blonde with a dad bod, but be warned, she’s got high standards and will show you pictures of bodybuilders like Jason Momoa as reference.

Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of this wild love triangle and witness the drama unfold in our server. Who knows, you might even end up being the chubby guy in the middle of it all! Join now and prepare for some epic Minecraft drama!

PerfLife SMP: OneShotWonder

abundance, Adventure, career, Contentment, dream life, family, freedom, Friends, fulfillment, Happiness, health, joy, love, OneShotWonder, Passion, Peace, perfect life, PerfLife, purpose, smp, success, travel, wealth

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	7128
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Potions Brewed:	172	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19	Void Gems Collected:	37
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Emeralds Found:	5168	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Alien Abductions:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where you can create your perfect life in the most ridiculous and outrageous ways possible!

Join us and experience the thrill of building your dream mansion made entirely out of diamond blocks, riding around on a pet dragon that shoots fireballs at unsuspecting players, and wearing a suit made of enchanted golden apples that gives you the power to fly.

But be warned, once you make your choices, there’s no going back! So choose wisely, whether you want to be a wizard with the ability to turn your enemies into chickens or a ninja who can teleport through dimensions with a snap of your fingers.

So what are you waiting for? Join us and live out your wildest dreams in the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience!

BlockBusterCraft

achieving goals, BlockBusterCraft, breaking free, emotional baggage, empowerment, fear of failure, fear of success, holding back, holding onto, inner strength, letting go, mental blocks, moving forward, negative thoughts, overcoming obstacles, personal growth, releasing the past, Self Discovery, self improvement, self-doubt, self-limiting beliefs

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	6704
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Falling into the Void:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	75	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	13	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3

Are you tired of being stuck in the same old boring Minecraft servers, mining away with no excitement in sight? Well, say goodbye to the mundane and hello to the insanity that awaits you on our server!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against hordes of evil chickens, or if you’re ready to challenge the mighty Ender Dragon armed only with a wooden spoon. Our server is not for the faint of heart, but for those brave souls who are ready to embrace the chaos and have a laugh along the way.

So what are you holding onto that’s holding you back? It’s time to let go and join our server for a wild ride you’ll never forget. Who knows, you might even discover a hidden diamond mine guarded by dancing creepers or stumble upon a secret village run by talking llamas. The possibilities are endless, and the fun never stops on our server. Join us now and let the madness begin!

CraftyVenezuelaVotePub

Accountability, call to action, CraftyVenezuelaVotePub, Democracy, Diplomacy, elections, EU, european union, foreign policy, Government, international relations, Politics, public information, publish, Records, States, transparency, Venezuela, Voting, voting records

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	3684
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Alien Abductions:	4	Astral Projections Made:	3

so like, imagine if Venezuela was a Minecraft server, right? and like, seven EU states are all like, “hey, publish your voting records, bro!” but like, Venezuela is just chillin’ in their virtual world, mining diamonds and building epic castles, not even worried about voting records.

but like, if you join this server, you’ll be part of all the drama and chaos, just like in real life! you’ll be mining for diamonds one minute, and the next minute you’ll be caught up in a heated debate about voting transparency.

plus, who knows what other crazy stuff will happen on this server? maybe a giant creeper will attack, or a secret underground city will be discovered. you never know what adventures await on this wild and wacky Minecraft server inspired by Venezuela! so come join the fun and see what all the fuss is about!

🌟 Revoltuionary SMP 🌟 “No Square Brackets Needed”

bedrock edition, Brackets, Community, console, Economy, Enchants, Environment, Grief Prevention, java edition, Jobs, Minecraft, mobile, Needed, pay to win, Player Shops, Plugins, Quests, Revoltuionary, revolution, Servers, smp, Square, Updates, Uptime

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	327
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	219	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
New Chunks Explored:	392094	Animals Bred:	11
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Emeralds Found:	2169	Enchanted Armories Found:	4

Revolution SMP Minecraft Server

Join us in Revolution SMP, where every player can leave their mark on the world, forge lasting friendships, and be part of a story that unfolds with every new adventurer. Whether you’re a seasoned builder, a daring explorer, or just looking to unwind and chill, Revolution SMP welcomes you to be part of our exciting journey. Let the adventure begin!

Brand New Update 1.21 is Live! 🌟

Features:
✨ Custom Enchants: Discover unique enchantments that enhance your gameplay experience.
🛡️ Grief Prevention: Build and explore with peace of mind knowing your creations are protected.
🚫 Anti Pay-to-Win: Enjoy fair and balanced gameplay where skill and strategy are rewarded, not spending.
💼 Jobs: Earn rewards by taking on various jobs and tasks within the server.
🏪 Player Shops: Set up your own shop and trade with other players to build your fortune.
🗺️ Quests: Embark on thrilling quests and adventures with exciting rewards.
🔧 And A Lot More: Experience a multitude of plugins that add depth and fun to your adventures.

Why Choose Us?

🌟 Community Focused: Our server thrives on player feedback and community involvement.
🌟 Friendly Environment: Join a welcoming community where players support and help each other.
🌟 Constant Updates: Enjoy new content and improvements with regular updates based on player suggestions.
🌟 Balanced Economy: Engage in a fair and dynamic economy system where everyone has a chance to succeed.
🌟 24/7 Uptime: Our server is online around the clock, so you can play whenever you want.

How To Join – Java Edition (Computer/PC):

Launch Minecraft.
Click “Multiplayer.”
Click “Add Server.”
Type in the textbox called “Server Address” with the text: play.revsmp.com.
Click “Done” and join the server!

How To Join – Bedrock Edition (Mobile/Console):

In your Minecraft Client, go to your “Friends” tab.
Click “Add Friend.”
Enter “PLAYREVSMP” (not case-sensitive).
Click “Add Friend.”
After a few seconds, you will see Revolution SMP as a joinable friend under your “Joinable Friends” in the Friends tab. Click it to join!

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In your Minecraft Client, go to your “Servers” tab.
Click “Add Server.”
Type in the textbox called “Server Address” with the text: play.revsmp.com.
Type in the textbox called “Port” with the text: 25627.
Click “Save” and join the server!

We can’t wait to see you in Revolution SMP!

Block Love Minecraft Server

attraction, beauty standards, black men, Black women, BLOCK, Communication, compatibility, Confidence, cultural norms, DATING, emotional connection, gender, love, Minecraft, Personal preferences, physical appearance, Race, relationships, self esteem, Server, societal pressures, society, Stereotypes

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	9483
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Dimension Hops:	10
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Mines Excavated:	4058
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	46
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	9659

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant chickens, riding pigs into battle, and building a castle made entirely of cake! And if that’s not enough to entice you, rumor has it that our server is also where black men discover their undying love for black women – because who needs diamonds when you have true love, am I right? So come on over and join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of romance!

“EZPZCoding” – Minecraft SMP

basic coding language, beginner coder, Beginner programming, coding for beginners, easiest programming language, easy coding, easy coding language, easy programming concepts, EZPZCoding, introduction to programming, learn programming, learning to code, Minecraft, programming basics, programming for absolute beginners, programming for beginners, programming for dummies, programming for newbies, programming for non-techies, programming made easy, programming tutorials, simple programming language, smp

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	793
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Zombie Dances:	7
Astral Projections Made:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Magical Moments Shared:	24	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	410
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

Are you tired of getting wrecked in PvP by 12-year-olds who code in their sleep? Look no further, our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for programming newbies like yourself! We promise that our server is so easy to navigate, even a potato could do it. Plus, rumor has it that our admin once coded an entire mini-game using only emojis. Join us now and experience the wild world of Minecraft programming for yourself!

BluntCraft: No RSVP Needed

assertive communication, blunt decline, BluntCraft, dog behavior, dog behavior boundaries, dog communication, dog dynamics, dog family, dog interactions, Dog lover, dog owner boundaries, dog playdate, dog playtime, dog relationships, dog social cues, dog socialization, dog training, dog walk, dog-human relationship, family dog, Needed, puppy owner, RSVP

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	101
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	26	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	66	Endless Night Skies:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0

Are you tired of being coerced into things you didn’t plan to do? Do you love dogs but can’t stand when people humanize them too much? Then come join our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama and just enjoy some good old-fashioned block building!

Our server is like a virtual oasis where you can build, explore, and have fun without anyone guilt-tripping you into staying longer than you want. No more dealing with over-dramatic dog lovers who think their pets are speaking in secret code – just pure, unadulterated Minecraft madness!

Join now and say goodbye to feeling like the bad guy for setting boundaries. Build your dream world and leave the real-life drama behind – because on our server, the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations!

CraftyCharmsMC

Allure, attraction, Body language, charisma, Charm, chemistry, Confidence, CraftyCharmsMC, ENERGY, eye contact, Grooming, instantly attractive, intelligence, Kindness, magnetism, Personality, physical appearance, positivity, sense of humor, Smile, Style

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	1818
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	48	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	88

Have you ever seen someone build a perfectly symmetrical house in Minecraft? Instant attraction right there! Join our server and you’ll be surrounded by the most architecturally gifted players in the world. Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of block-building geniuses who have mastered the art of pixelated perfection. So if you want to be surrounded by beauty and talent, join us now! Plus, we have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night where the creepers are the best dancers. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on that!

OmegaCraft: No Depression Zone

brain health, depression, diet, dietary sources, fatty acids, major depressive disorder, mental disorders, mental health, mental health awareness, mental health support, mental illness, Mental Wellbeing, mood, nutrition, omega-3, omegacraft, Prevention, research, risk factors, study, Supplements, Zone

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	9704
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Votes:	6496	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	34	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

join our epic minecraft server and level up your omega-3 game, yo! did you know that players with higher omega-3 levels are less likely to get depressed in the game? it’s true, bro! we got all the fish you need to boost those fatty acids and keep you in a good mood while you build your blocky empire.

imagine a world where all the mobs are actually just misunderstood creatures who need a hug. on our server, you can befriend creepers and ride on the back of ender dragons like they’re your own personal taxi service. plus, our custom-made omega-3 potions will give you superhuman strength and make you the envy of all your friends.

so what are you waiting for? come join us on the most lit minecraft server in the multiverse and let’s get those omega-3 levels soaring to new heights. depression? never heard of her.