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Anime TBATE Minecraft Server

#youtube, adaptation, alice, American novel, Anime, Anime Community, best girl, creative writing, Ellie, fanfiction, FANTASY, fictional characters, light novel, ln+, Minecraft, Otaku, potential anime adaptation, romance, Server, storytelling, tbate, TBATE series, Writing

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	8150
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	712	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, have I got the server for you!

On our server, we have so much more than just mining and building. We have epic battles with giant mobs, treasure hunts that lead to hidden dungeons filled with loot, and even the chance to write your own light novel and potentially get it turned into an anime!

And let me tell you, if you’re a fan of waifus, you’ll love our server. Alice is the best girl, with Ellie coming in a close second. But watch out, because these girls have some serious skills in PvP and will wreck anyone who tries to challenge them.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most action-packed Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

The Perfect Linux Distro Doesn’t Exis… Minecraft SMP

Amateur, apps, Arch-based, beginner friendly, bloat-free, Bravo, Customization, developers, distro, doesnt, easy to understand, EndeavourOS, exis, filesystem, hobbyist project, KDE Plasma, linux, linux distro, Minecraft, MODERN, perfect, PROFESSIONAL, Rational, Slick, smp, thematically consistent

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	8549
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2

Are you tired of boring, amateurish Minecraft SMPs? Look no further, because our server is as slick and modern as a freshly polished diamond sword! Our thematically consistent world will make you feel like you’re living in a blocky paradise.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so easy to customize, it’s like enchanting your armor with the best enchantments in the game. No confusing filesystems here, just pure, rational organization that even a creeper could understand.

And don’t even get me started on our apps. We’ve got just the right amount of them, not like those bloated servers that make you feel like you’re carrying a full inventory of useless items. Our server is beginner-friendly, so even a noob can jump right in and start crafting like a pro.

So why waste your time on those kindergarten committee-designed servers when you could join us and experience the true joy of Minecraft SMP? Join now and become a part of our epic adventure!

Thicc GF’s Minecraft Server

attractive, attractive girlfriend, body positivity, Confidence, curvy, curvy women, DATING, gfs, Girlfriend, hot, love, Minecraft, opinion, Opinion poll, pass or fail, relationship, romance, self love, Server, Sexy, thicc, Thicc GF, Thick, Thoughts

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	7092
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	768
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up!

Join our server for the chance to ride on a flying pig while battling a horde of zombie chickens. Yes, you heard that right, zombie chickens! And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of redstone contraptions?

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure guarded by a giant talking potato. And if you manage to defeat the potato, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond pickaxe that can mine an entire mountain in one swipe!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Eat and Womans Ass Minecraft SMP

adult services, ass, cravings, Desires, Eat, escorts, fantasies, Forbidden, fulfillment, indulgence, INTIMATE, lustful, Minecraft, Pleasure, pussy, satisfaction, seduction, smp, taboo, temptation, Womans

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	6611
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	19
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Enchantments Applied:	156
Star Shards Collected:	109	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Holy Grails Found:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where the only goal is to eat all the food and explore all the nooks and crannies of the land! But watch out, because there’s a twist – the only way to survive is by teaming up with a group of sassy and fierce female warriors who will stop at nothing to protect their territory.

Join us if you dare, and prepare for epic battles, hilarious shenanigans, and maybe even a few unexpected romances along the way. Who knows, you might just find yourself falling for a blocky babe with a heart of gold and a killer sword to match.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime. And remember, when in doubt, always go for the ass and pussy – it’s the key to survival in this crazy world!

Bolivian Block Party Minecraft Server

Andean Music, Andean Region, andes mountains, BLOCK, Bolivia, Bolivian, Bolivian Flag, Bolivian Heritage, Bolivian People, bolivians, cuisine, culture, Diversity, indigenous languages, indigenous people, La Paz, Landlocked Country, Minecraft, Multiculturalism, Party, Server, south america, spanish language, Traditions, travel

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	4307
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Villages Defended:	13
Epic Shields Constructed:	35	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Ores Mined:	7171	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

Are you a fan of Bolivians? Well, do we have the perfect Minecraft server for you! Join us for a wild adventure filled with llamas, colorful textiles, and of course, plenty of empanadas to go around. Our server is so authentic, you’ll feel like you’ve been transported straight to the streets of La Paz.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that hidden deep within the mountains of our server lies a secret treasure trove of ancient Incan gold. Will you be the one to uncover it and become the richest player in all of Minecraft history? Only time will tell.

So come on down and join us for a Bolivian-themed Minecraft experience like no other. Who knew that llamas and empanadas could be so exciting?

Minecraft SMP: /dft/ – Discord Fappy Talky

adult chat, adult community, adult content, dft, dirty talk, Discord, explicit chat, Fappy, fappy talky, fetish discussion, fetishes, jerk off, kinks, Masturbation, mature conversation, Minecraft, Naughty, NSFW, Roleplay, sexual desires, sexual fantasies, sister edition, smp, taboo, Talky

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	2465
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Dragons Tamed:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Ores Mined:	8494	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we don’t just build houses and mine for diamonds, we also talk about fetishes and have a designated “jerk off” corner in Discord.

Join us for the Sister edition, where we will be building a giant statue of a nun made entirely out of obsidian.

But beware, our server is not for the faint of heart. We once had a player who tried to build a giant phallic-shaped tower, only to have it struck by lightning and turned into a massive creeper explosion.

So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience, come join us at /dft/ – Discord Fappy Talky Post tags, where anything goes (as long as it’s within the Minecraft rules, of course).

Strider Vanilla Minecraft server

administration, application, Approval, Clans, Community, Competent, Discord, donation, Donations, Economy, Friendly, Incompetence, lamp atmosphere, Minecraft, NO DONATION, No Dupe, No Private, no privates, No Toxicity, Pirate, Play, Private, Quests, Roleplay, Server, Survival, Toxicity, Vanilla, Whitelist, Without Launcher

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	5165
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2774	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Magic Items Found:	8123	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4

Strider Vanilla is a private server where you will not encounter unnecessary toxicity, incompetent administration and plugins that violate the vanilla nature of the project.

It is on this server that you can immerse yourself in a lamp atmosphere and have a pleasant time with new acquaintances in our favorite game.

In order to get to the server, you need:

● Login to the discord server

● Submit an application and wait for it to be approved

● Start playing on our project

The server does not have:

● Privates from the server side

● Extra unnecessary donation

● Toxicity and inadequacy

● Inadequate and incompetent administration

play.stridervanilla.xyz

German Gaming Minecraft Server

age rating, age restrictions, game ratings, Gaming, gaming industry, gaming industry in Germany, gaming laws, gaming legislation, gaming market, gaming market in Germany, gaming restrictions, German, germany, Germany gaming, indie developers, indie game developers, indie games, law, Minecraft, regulations, Server, Steam, video games

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	6923
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Farms Harvested:	448	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	37

Welcome to the most rebellious Minecraft server out there! Why should you join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, in a land far, far away (just kidding, it’s actually in Germany), there was a law that said all games must have an age rating to be sold. But guess what? Our server said “screw that noise” and decided to go rogue! We’re like the renegades of the Minecraft world, breaking all the rules and living life on the edge. So if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with chaos, adventure, and maybe a little bit of anarchy, then join us on this lawless Minecraft server. Who needs age ratings anyway? Let’s live life on the edge and build some epic structures together. Just don’t tell the German authorities, okay? 😉

The SecretCraft Minecraft SMP – No. 16301989 by Anonymous

#clues, action, Adventure, ANONYMOUS, Conspiracy, crime, detective, Enigma, Hero, Icon, Intrigue, investigation, legend, Minecraft, Mystery, No. 16301989, puzzle, secret, SecretCraft, smp, solution, Suspense, Thriller

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	8074
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	18	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Secret Passages Found:	8
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Ores Mined:	9033
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Dimension Hops:	7	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because HeroLegendIcon is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic quests, insane challenges, and maybe even a dragon or two (we can’t confirm or deny their existence, but just saying)!

Our server is so lit that even the creepers are dropping sick beats instead of exploding (we have a strict “no explosions” policy, those guys just can’t handle the party vibes). And don’t even get us started on our secret underground disco club where the skeletons have killer dance moves and the zombies are surprisingly good at breakdancing.

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll get a free llama as a pet (they’re great at carrying your loot and spitting on your enemies, what more could you ask for?). So what are you waiting for? Come join HeroLegendIcon and become the hero, legend, and icon you were always meant to be!

Crafty Steam Deck Minecraft Server

Crafty, Deck, gaming accessories, Gaming Community, gaming console, gaming device, Gaming discussion, gaming experience, Gaming hardware, gaming library, Gaming news, gaming on the go, gaming peripherals, Gaming Platform, gaming recommendations, gaming reviews, gaming setup, Handheld Gaming, Minecraft, portable gaming, Server, Steam, Steam Deck, steam games

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	3678
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Potions Brewed:	191
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4

Are you tired of playing Minecraft on a regular old computer like a peasant? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is so epic, even the Steam Deck can’t handle its awesomeness!

Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

But that’s not all! Our server is so advanced that it has its own built-in snack dispenser that shoots out cookies and pizza rolls whenever you get a kill streak.

So strap on your diamond armor, grab your enchanted sword, and come join us on the most insane Minecraft server in the universe. Just be prepared to never want to leave, because once you’re in, you’re hooked for life!