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| Players: | 106/700 | Votes: | 1020 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 5 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 4 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 7 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 1 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 3 |
| Gods Slained: | 1 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 15 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 8 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 9 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 5 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 |
Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the currency is as crazy as our players! Join us for a chance to buy and sell all sorts of unique items, like enchanted golden apples, rare weapons, and yes, even niggers for 400gp each! But don’t worry, they’re just villagers in disguise, ready to trade with you and help you on your adventures.
Our server is filled with hilarious mini-games, like “Hot Potato” where you have to pass around a lit TNT block without blowing up, or “Pig Racing” where you can bet on which pig will win the race (spoiler alert: they’re all pretty slow).
And if you’re looking for a challenge, try out our custom dungeons filled with crazy mobs like zombie chickens and skeleton cows. Defeat them to earn special loot like diamond armor that makes you look like a giant potato (because why not?).
So come join us on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP and experience the most absurd and entertaining gameplay you’ve ever seen. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into next!
